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goal 3 is pretty tame since it's being done in the shower and you didn't mention whether or not you would ask her to gargle. for added fun why don't you guys try the fecal-oral route as well. cheers.

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10-26-2005 , 01:24 AM

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Monty

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goal 3 is pretty tame since it's being done in the shower and you didn't mention whether or not you would ask her to gargle. for added fun why don't you guys try the fecal-oral route as well. cheers.

She is going to gargle her own piss? Nice.

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10-26-2005 , 01:26 AM

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Taikunin

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Are goals 4-8:
Donkey Punch, Cleveland Steamer, Rusty Trombone, Dirty Sanchez, and Hot Carl?

Blumpkin?

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10-26-2005 , 01:28 AM

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elus2

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oh i misread, i thought he was going to piss on her. in that case he'd gain like 10x more street cred if he just let her drench his face while he was open-mouthed with anticipation and everyone knows that street cred is life's ev

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10-26-2005 , 01:37 AM

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KDawg

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you're one strange dude, don't ever change. Considering what you're three goals are, why aren't you adding a few more, like bangin two chicks and what not

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10-26-2005 , 01:53 AM

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You are a genius. This goes in the OOT all time top ten posts.

JOEYBITCH has a new rival.

natedogg

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10-26-2005 , 01:56 AM

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10-26-2005 , 02:02 AM

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Boris

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dude you are so full of shyte with most of your posts. What gives man?

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10-26-2005 , 02:07 AM

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Boris

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nice call on the water sports. It sounds like you will be very successful in life.

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10-26-2005 , 02:30 AM

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diebitter

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so, OP.

Do you collect roadkill?

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10-26-2005 , 02:40 AM

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What I want to know is where she is going to piss on you?

Are you getting a return facial?? I'm sure the slut you splooged all over would be more than happy to return the favor. I would jump right on that.

And I would immediately go for the pool stick move as it is clearly a guarantee after that...

This thread is ****** HILARIOUS. OOT brings out some of the best people. Wowzers!

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10-26-2005 , 02:45 AM

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Boris

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I'd let a chick piss on me if could do the same to her. That would be so cool.

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10-26-2005 , 02:45 AM

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Are goals 4-8:
Donkey Punch, Cleveland Steamer, Rusty Trombone, Dirty Sanchez, and Hot Carl?

Blumpkin?

Space dock?

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10-26-2005 , 02:50 AM

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I'd let a chick piss on me if could do the same to her. That would be so cool.

Wow! Looks like we have a follower. Maybe you guys can go incahoots on this.

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10-26-2005 , 02:53 AM

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Boris

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Gawd. Don't be a freak. I don't want some dude to piss on me.

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10-26-2005 , 02:56 AM

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She'd probably piss all over him while they were in the shower together. You know, after they were done masterbating and washing their face.

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10-26-2005 , 02:56 AM

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Gawd. Don't be a freak. I don't want some dude to piss on me.

Ah [censored], you totally got my hopes up.

Hey is it gay to want another dude to piss on me? What if I had a jellyfish sting on my face?

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10-26-2005 , 02:57 AM

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That is to meet redlight cruiser- kick him in the balls, spray him in the face with mace, and then give him a money shot- cause while two wrongs don't make a right, maybe 6 wrongs does.

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10-26-2005 , 02:59 AM

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We need pics of the girl.

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10-26-2005 , 03:03 AM

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Boris

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Sponger I consider you a friend. So here's the deal: I'll piss on you as long as you hook me up with your mom. This probably counts as gay experimentation but everyone has their price.

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10-26-2005 , 03:56 AM

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I believe there are many girls with low self-esteem at your typical college who will help you reach goal #3 by time you reach senior year number two. If not, there are many somewhat poor countries that have numerous ladies looking to get paid for such work.

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10-26-2005 , 03:58 AM

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And to the OP, using mace is friggin' weak and should in no way be considered 'winning a fight'.

It's almost like saying, "One of my goals was to win a fight, so I snuck up behind some unsuspecting stranger and brained him with one of my bowling trophies. He just laid there moaning; what a pussy. But anyway, that's one more goal accomplished."

lol.. Brained him with one of my bowling trophies.. awesome.