Are goals 4-8:
Donkey Punch, Cleveland Steamer, Rusty Trombone, Dirty Sanchez, and Hot Carl?
You forgot the Dog in the Bathtub.
And to the OP, using mace is friggin' weak and should in no way be considered 'winning a fight'.
It's almost like saying, "One of my goals was to win a fight, so I snuck up behind some unsuspecting stranger and brained him with one of my bowling trophies. He just laid there moaning; what a pussy. But anyway, that's one more goal accomplished."
Just be a man and kick the guy in the nuts right off the bat, then go to work on him.
Leave the mace in your purse.