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Old 10-25-2005, 11:14 PM   #1
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2 out of 3 goals accomplished at college

So not more than an hour ago I completed goal #2 that I set out to do in my freshman year here at college: I gave a girl the money shot. None of this all over her chin [censored] either, it was all over her. She almost didn't go down on me (I had some raunch cock stench from not showering since Sunday night). In all honesty I'd say this will become a been there done that type of thing. Its essentially the same as jacking off, which I'm by no means above, but hey, BJ's are like a once a month thing for me so its a big deal that one was actually finished off the right way for a change.

Oh, FYI my first goal was to win a fight - did that the cheap way. I actually used a one-shotter of mace from my keychain (ordered it online), so Im not too proud of it but it did the job. I sort of instigated it with this small-but-tough-looking kid in his dorm while he was by himself (I was just roaming dorm floors on a friday night back in sept) and he finally told me off and starting to come at me and I just put him in a headlock before he could run his mouth anymore, then came the mace and then I just pummeled on his sides for 2 minutes and booked it out of there. It was great because after like 30 seconds he just had this muffled crying going on. I almost got in some serious legal trouble since I was caught immediately, but fortunately I got an assault misdemeanor and a disc. from the university (my family employs an amazing lawyer, boo-yah)

Goal #3 might seem [censored] up to you, but basically I want a girl to piss on me in the shower. Again, just a one time thing and since its in the shower it will be clean and all. My friend said he did this in high school and afterwards the girl let him do anything to her (he stuck a poolstick up her ass, plus he came on her after sex like every single time). Anyways I want to try and lock in on a girlfriend for this one, since obviously I wouldnt let just any girl do this. I probably wont tell anyone that I know in real life about this either since its one of those things Ill get ragged on til Im 30 for, so itll be nice to have this outlet!

Anyone else have any goals they set heading into college this fall?
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Old 10-25-2005, 11:19 PM   #2
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Re: 2 out of 3 goals accomplished at college

goal for college: Not to ever hand out with you or anyone that might know or resemble you.
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Old 10-25-2005, 11:23 PM   #3
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but basically I want a girl to piss on me in the shower.
be honest. it's because you don't know which hole it comes out of yet, isn't it.
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Old 10-25-2005, 11:25 PM   #4
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this post is somethin else you are definetly weird guy and whats up with the mase just punch the guy in the face, but then I guess you would probably get the crap beat out of you shortly after you did that. No comment on the peeing thing thats just disgusting if it's not your own
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Old 10-25-2005, 11:27 PM   #5
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. No comment on the peeing thing thats just disgusting if it's not your own

What!? Its not disgusting if you piss on yourself?
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Old 10-25-2005, 11:28 PM   #6
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This might be the greatest post ever. I predict it won't make it until midnight.
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Old 10-25-2005, 11:29 PM   #7
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goal for college: Not to ever hand out with you or anyone that might know or resemble you.

i can't describe to you how funny this is, at this moment.
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Old 10-25-2005, 11:30 PM   #8
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but basically I want a girl to piss on me in the shower.
be honest. it's because you don't know which hole it comes out of yet, isn't it.
I'll give this #3 of 5 (first five)
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Old 10-25-2005, 11:30 PM   #9
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this post is somethin else you are definetly weird guy and whats up with the mase just punch the guy in the face, but then I guess you would probably get the crap beat out of you shortly after you did that. No comment on the peeing thing thats just disgusting if it's not your own
#2/5 just punch the guy in the face
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Old 10-25-2005, 11:31 PM   #10
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This might be the greatest post ever. I predict it won't make it until midnight.
if it gets deleted there had better be a war to end all wars in the mod forum. because this is one of the best threads, ever.
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Old 10-25-2005, 11:31 PM   #11
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what the hell does that mean?
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Old 10-25-2005, 11:32 PM   #12
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if it gets deleted there had better be a war to end all wars in the mod forum. because this is one of the best threads, ever.
I only require thought and effort not sane or non-disgusting thought and effort
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Old 10-25-2005, 11:33 PM   #13
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Old 10-25-2005, 11:33 PM   #14
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Why do you have mace? I thought only girls owned mace.
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Old 10-25-2005, 11:34 PM   #15
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It was definitely worth taking you off ignore for this
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Old 10-25-2005, 11:35 PM   #16
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dont tell me youre actually going to delete this. dont do it.
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Old 10-25-2005, 11:35 PM   #17
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Old 10-25-2005, 11:36 PM   #18
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Are goals 4-8:
Donkey Punch, Cleveland Steamer, Rusty Trombone, Dirty Sanchez, and Hot Carl?
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Old 10-25-2005, 11:36 PM   #19
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hahahahahahaha
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Old 10-25-2005, 11:36 PM   #20
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You sound like a real nice catch....hey Big Steve, where you at, this guy sounds like a winner!
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Old 10-25-2005, 11:37 PM   #21
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dont tell me youre actually going to delete this. dont do it.
You got the exact opposite meaning from my post as intended. The post while.....well wow, clearly shows effort and thought. That is what I require.

Let's get back the mace, facial and oh god getting peed on.
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Old 10-25-2005, 11:39 PM   #22
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Don't you guys remember? While he bans liberally, [censored] isn't deleting virtually anything but spam. There has been plenty of trash that's been allowed to live, and this is pure gold.
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Old 10-25-2005, 11:39 PM   #23
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it was good well before goal #3, but that, and the reported salutary effects it had for his pal, put it well over the top
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Old 10-25-2005, 11:39 PM   #24
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i couldnt take any chances here.
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Old 10-25-2005, 11:40 PM   #25
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I still have faith in [censored]. This is gold.
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