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01-16-2012 , 03:34 PM
This is not an endurance match, if the gorilla kills more than 3 of the bodybuilders the chances that the remaining 9 go down dramatically.

Besides the reason that humans are the best long distance animals is due to our ability to sweat. That is not going to come into factor here. Read my last post for why humans stand >0% chance of winning.
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01-16-2012 , 03:40 PM
If the humans are able to plan their attack then I think they can take down the gorilla. If I was some part of a tag team beat up a gorilla to the death squad, the one thing I would do is go for the eyes. Blind the gorilla it's game over. Same applies to any wild animal
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01-16-2012 , 03:42 PM
silverback gorrilla
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01-16-2012 , 03:49 PM
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adding a little more perspective...



Anyone subscribe to Time magazine?
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/ar...788731,00.html
yikes scary


gorilla all the way imo
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01-16-2012 , 04:12 PM
Does Chuck Norris count as a human? If so I'd say 1v1 is a fair fight.
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01-16-2012 , 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Matt R.
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Yeah, if the gorilla uses its standard fighting protocol, that would greatly improve the men's chances. But if the gorilla comes out in berserker mode, the men will need to get lucky somehow. They need a stable relationship to the ground and a fixed plane of motion to generate serious power. The gorilla, on the other hand, can rip an arm off by just grabbing and pulling; or destroy a face by biting.

Overall, I like Bluegrassplayer's analysis.
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01-16-2012 , 05:34 PM
if anything this thread should inspire hope that so many people have such faith in humanity.

kinda misplaced hopium, but hope nevertheless.

There has to be some African billionaire prince who will put up the money to make this happen. Thing is, it would have to be done "Running Man" style. No amount of money would convince even the strongest human alive to take part for the simple reason he knows in a 1v1 situation he's a meat potato.
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01-16-2012 , 06:38 PM
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Originally Posted by supersplitz
These guys weigh pretty much the same as a Gorilla. Did you read that they were some of the strongest men alive? And it's annoying that people keep bringing up how the Gorilla is an animal and that somehow changes things or adds in an animal factor. You know that we're animals too, right?
a 250lbs. bodybuilder does not weigh ~400lbs. Big difference.

Humans are civilized animals and that makes a huge difference, both positive and negative.

I'm an animal but I can tell you right now I couldn't do what that chimp did to another person... point is that humans no longer have that animal instinct.

I'm pretty sure that once the gorilla rips the first guy to shreds its gonna make the other guys flinch...

I'm in the boat that its not impossible, but at a minimum several guys are going down and its heavily favored for the gorilla... saying that 6 guys is a fair fight is very laughable.
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01-16-2012 , 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by (._X)0---(^_^)
in all seriousness, its apparent that no 1 in this thread as been close to even a 80pound monkey thats a little aggressive.. even with a machete they scare the **** out of me.. those fkers could prob bench press 600pound at 80bw
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Animals are ALWAYS much stronger than they appear. And gorillas already look ****ing herculean.
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Originally Posted by SGT RJ
Nou.

The strength of the body builders is not cumulative the way some are suggesting. The gorilla is stronger, faster, and more agile than every single BB individually, and also stronger than each small group of BBs that some are suggesting they should break into to grab individual limbs.

Granted it's an animal (and a relatively peaceful one), but if the conditions of the OP apply (gorilla knows it's a fight to the death) then the humans are toast.

I think it's pretty interesting that the only person who knew someone that works in a zoo reported that the zoo vet tech also predicted gorilla in a landslide. It would take an unusual amount of things to go right for the men to have much of a chance.
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Originally Posted by Rococo
The following videos of 125-150 pound chimps make it pretty clear to me that 400 lb gorilla is going to be very formidable.

Go to :30. Chimp manhandles person.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5vE3VQdLa4


Go to 2:30. Chimp smashes car window like it was nothing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5vE3VQdLa4
Another factor is that these are strongmen - not soldiers. Anyone who deals with death/high stress situations undergoes YEARS of training. To automatically assume you throw in strongmen, they have time to prepare a plan, they are psychologically ready for what they are going to see, and have the muscle memory to know how to react in every scenario, is a joke.

Look at the seals, gb, pararescue, and other branches of service. 2 months qualification program proceeded by 2 years training.

Strongmen? Oh, go to the gym and work out on a schedule.
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01-16-2012 , 07:02 PM
It seems clear that the gorilla would be a significant favorite under the described circumstances. What's surprising to me is just how powerful a gorilla is. I think that the information presented in this thread sways my position on the classic BEAR! VS! GORILLA! match-up. Previously, I had the bear as a large favorite, but the more I think about it, the more I think a properly motivated gorilla should be at least even money.
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01-16-2012 , 07:10 PM
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Originally Posted by SomethingClever
You are wrong. Some animals would beat humans at a regular marathon, but when you increase the distance to 50+ miles we are the best.
If that were the case the wouldn't humans be dragging malamutes around on a sled for iditarod.

I don't want to be a prick and start leveling cuz you guys seem pretty firm on this statement. I can think of numerous species that would easily outpace the greatest endurance runners over two hundred miles.

If you have evidence to the contrary...
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01-16-2012 , 07:19 PM
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Originally Posted by MCizz
Does Chuck Norris count as a human? If so I'd say 1v1 is a fair fight.
I am afraid I must recant my previous statement about humans having no chance. I completely forgot about Chuck Norris...
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01-16-2012 , 07:25 PM
afro:

Theres still people in South America who hunt animals by just scaring them and chasing the animal until it collapses from exhaustion. It's more because the animals lack a good heat ventilation system like humans have. But really that's not important. The gorilla isn't some video game monster that either has 1 health and is alive or 0 health and is dead. If more than a few body builders die then they lose all of their ability to get the gorilla on its back and actually inflict any damage.
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01-16-2012 , 07:31 PM
Wouldn't horses be just one example of an animal that is considered to have better stamina than humans?
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01-16-2012 , 07:46 PM
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Originally Posted by otacon
Wouldn't horses be just one example of an animal that is considered to have better stamina than humans?
The way you say this makes it sound like there's going to be plenty of animals with better stamina than humans, when that isn't the case, and humans are better than almost all animals (if not all) when it comes to this particular attribute.
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01-16-2012 , 07:47 PM
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If that were the case the wouldn't humans be dragging malamutes around on a sled for iditarod.

I don't want to be a prick and start leveling cuz you guys seem pretty firm on this statement. I can think of numerous species that would easily outpace the greatest endurance runners over two hundred miles.

If you have evidence to the contrary...
http://pda.physorg.com/_news95954919.html

The iditarod is unique because it is run in sub zero conditions humans are not suited for. I think the scientific consensus is that humans are extraordinarily well suited for hot weather endurance running. While most animals, including dogs, require panting to get rid of excess heat and to prevent heat stroke, humans are hairless and can sweat.

Another article:

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/27/health/27well.html
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01-16-2012 , 08:21 PM
The OP may have not been clear, but this is not 12 Kenyans challenging a silverback gorilla to a 50 mile race across asphalt. It is a fight to the death. After the gorilla defaces (literally) the first six or seven guys, he can take a freakin nap if he wants to.
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01-16-2012 , 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted by afrojojo
If that were the case the wouldn't humans be dragging malamutes around on a sled for iditarod.

I don't want to be a prick and start leveling cuz you guys seem pretty firm on this statement. I can think of numerous species that would easily outpace the greatest endurance runners over two hundred miles.

If you have evidence to the contrary...
I don't think any of this particularly applies to the human/gorilla melee (unless it takes place in an open jungle where the humans might be able to chase the ape around until it dies), but it is pretty much a fact that humans are near the top of the endurance running list among all species. Especially in warm climates.

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Most mammals can sprint faster than humans — having four legs gives them the advantage. But when it comes to long distances, humans can outrun almost any animal. Because we cool by sweating rather than panting, we can stay cool at speeds and distances that would overheat other animals. On a hot day, the two scientists wrote, a human could even outrun a horse in a 26.2-mile marathon.
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There is other evidence that evolution favored endurance running. A study in The Journal of Experimental Biology last February showed that the short toes of the human foot allowed for more efficient running, compared with longer-toed animals. Increasing toe length as little as 20 percent doubles the mechanical work of the foot. Even the fact that the big toe is straight, rather than to the side, suggests that our feet evolved for running.
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Persistence hunting is a hunting technique in which hunters use a combination of running and tracking to pursue prey to the point of exhaustion. While humans can sweat to reduce body heat their quadruped prey would need to slow from a gallop to pant.[
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Among primates, endurance running is only seen in humans, and persistence hunting is thought to have been one of the earliest forms of human hunting, having evolved 2 million years ago.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persistence_hunting
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01-16-2012 , 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted by DeuceKicker
The OP may have not been clear, but this is not 12 Kenyans challenging a silverback gorilla to a 50 mile race across asphalt. It is a fight to the death. After the gorilla defaces (literally) the first six or seven guys, he can take a freakin nap if he wants to.
Yeah, the endurance thing probably doesn't come into play. Unless, like I mentioned, the humans have a whole jungle to work with and they are able to actually scare the gorilla into running away somehow. But then you'd want 12 Masai warriors for the job, not 12 bodybuilders.

In any case, it is incorrect to underestimate human endurance as many posters ITT have done.
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01-16-2012 , 08:38 PM
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Originally Posted by otacon
Wouldn't horses be just one example of an animal that is considered to have better stamina than humans?
Horses are pretty good, but a human will beat one in a marathon on a hot day. Make the distance 50 or 100 miles and the human pwns ainec.
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01-16-2012 , 08:49 PM
birds tho
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01-16-2012 , 08:55 PM
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birds tho
Endurance running tho (SC means compared to other land animals obv)

Although these guys are pretty legit



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01-16-2012 , 08:58 PM
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Originally Posted by pimp_named_ak
It seems clear that the gorilla would be a significant favorite under the described circumstances. What's surprising to me is just how powerful a gorilla is. I think that the information presented in this thread sways my position on the classic BEAR! VS! GORILLA! match-up. Previously, I had the bear as a large favorite, but the more I think about it, the more I think a properly motivated gorilla should be at least even money.
Nah I think the bear face-rapes the gorilla pretty easily. The size difference alone should be enough, and good luck trying to rip a bear's limb from its socket
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01-16-2012 , 09:05 PM
I think as the question is posed the gorilla rarely loses, with 12 guys such as somethingclever suggested and motivation and fear elements removed (from both sets of competitors) the silver-back is still a heavy favourite.

After reading the gorilla bone composition, the problem the humans will have is that they individually will not be able to exert enough pressure on the gorilla to break anything, as numbers increase they cant exert that pressure in exactly the same spot so it becomes increasingly less useful.

I'm pretty sure a silver back could take a lion, and a lion ate 200 beastiari. I think the only way humans win this fight is not with numbers, but with macro factors (as we have over the course of history).

Since they're endangered i would be more annoyed at seeing the silver-back have a risk of getting killed than 12 powerlifters/bodybuilders/mma fighters etc..., biting the dust.

Last edited by CloseTheBorder; 01-16-2012 at 09:30 PM.
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01-16-2012 , 09:15 PM
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Nah I think the bear face-rapes the gorilla pretty easily. The size difference alone should be enough, and good luck trying to rip a bear's limb from its socket
+1. When picturing the level of rage for the Gorilla, I've been figuring it'll be fighting like you're threatening its young. Apply that standard to the bear and its big trouble for just about any animal in the world except elephant and hippo. Adult female grizzlies can be over 400 lbs, males close to 800, with outliers being reported at 1500 (!) lbs. Make one of those things believe you're a threat to its young and it's all over, baby.
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