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01-12-2012 , 09:49 PM
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Originally Posted by ktcbs21
Yeah, a 400 lb beast charging is pretty freaking scary. But another 400 lb beast can take it without disintegrating. So I think 300x12 = 3600 lb of dudes will have far better than even shot at it. We are animals, too. And if faced with death, I think a dozen massive dudes swarming a gorilla can immobilize it enough to begin causing serious injuries clawing apart its face, balls, neck, etc. Some dudes gonna get seriously messed up in the process though.
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01-12-2012 , 09:49 PM
guys would need to try and poke out both the gorillas eyes then maybe they d have a chance but then it would still be <1%
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01-12-2012 , 09:50 PM
They need to hold it face down and then someone needs to reach up it's ******* and pull out it's guts.
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01-12-2012 , 09:58 PM
If i saw those bodybuilders irl i would see them as fat people who should work out..gorilla would rape them (literally?)
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01-12-2012 , 10:02 PM
Proposed solution:

1) A single fighter crawls submissively towards the Silverback, begins nuzzling its hindquarters, transitions into fellatio.
2) A second fighter approaches, also on all fours, to work the nutsack.
3) In twos and threes, the remaining fighters drift in, low to the ground, unthreatening.
4) They begin pawing, grooming, caressing the now-quiescent gorilla, positioning themselves all the while.
5) At a prearranged signal by the team leader, each fighter springs into action.
6) The gorilla returns to alertness only to discover that each of his limbs is pinioned between two fighters who've locked themselves around it. Then someone bites off his penis.
7) The rest is purely medical and doesn't require elaboration.
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01-12-2012 , 10:02 PM
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Originally Posted by bigmonkey
I think OOT has an inflated sense of how good a fighter a gorilla is. Ripping heads and limbs off? You don't see gorillas doing this to each other when they fight. They just body charge each other. With 12 hard dudes I think they are going to be able to just out-weigh it, plus have a ton of tactical advantages. They can pile on the gorilla and up close they can eye-poke and strangle. They could probably even kick it to death.
I question your objectivity, sir.
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01-12-2012 , 10:07 PM
IMO, it's a decent question though. I think 12 is too many and powerlifters strong enough to contain it. Take away a couple/few powerlifters or just make them regular guys or something and I think it's gorilla.

But, gorillas might not have good stamina and IRL the gorilla won't necessarily have good strategy. 12 guys might be able to stick together and keep it from really attacking any of them while they wear it out with hours of running, threatening and being stressed.
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01-12-2012 , 10:09 PM
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Originally Posted by microbet
If it's powerlifters instead of bodybuilders/models, I think the 12 guys win. 12 is too many. They can hold it still, maybe choke it out, curb stomp, but really they need to start biting. It's going to be messy. Someone will have to bite the gorillas balls off. (ok, could do that by hand. also might be hard to find, gorillas have small balls)
gorillas have massively stronger neck muscles than humans, I highly doubt any human is strong enough to choke one out with the gorilla not fighting back let alone when it is
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01-12-2012 , 10:09 PM
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Originally Posted by LFS
I question your objectivity, sir.
gold
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01-12-2012 , 10:15 PM
The body builders, assuming they have practiced starting strength, otherwise guerrilla.
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01-12-2012 , 10:16 PM
Even if the total mass/strength of the bodybuilders were to match the gorilla's (which I don't think it would, since you can only get so many guys engaging the gorilla at once), the fact that the gorilla has giant, flesh-rending fangs is going to make for a quick contest.

Taking out the eyes and trying to cause catastrophic brain damage to the gorilla before everyone dies is the bodybuilders' best bet, imo.
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01-12-2012 , 10:19 PM
Guys in the OP are not bodybuilders, they're either powerlifters or strongmen.

I think if the men (in the OP) can think of a tactic before the fight they are pretty likely to win, but pretty unlikely to come out with more than 10 alive.

VS 12 bodybuilders the gorilla wins no problem. Most bodybuilders are not that strong/mobile/functionally powerful.
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01-12-2012 , 10:22 PM
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Originally Posted by DiegoArmando
king kong wins. game over stupid human
Probably not the best choice of words there. Gorilla wins only because humans are handicapped and not allowed to use all available resources to them. If not for that, it's game over for the stupid (albeit incredibly strong) gorilla.
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01-12-2012 , 10:46 PM
balls are definitely getting ripped off, but they won't be the gorilla's
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01-12-2012 , 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted by bbfg
Guys in the OP are not bodybuilders, they're either powerlifters or strongmen.

I think if the men (in the OP) can think of a tactic before the fight they are pretty likely to win, but pretty unlikely to come out with more than 10 alive.

VS 12 bodybuilders the gorilla wins no problem. Most bodybuilders are not that strong/mobile/functionally powerful.
wtf? that implies the last two kill the gorilla...the gorilla is not going to get winded in the time it takes to kill 10 of them...if more than 6 die its gg imo
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01-12-2012 , 10:52 PM
TYRANNOSAURUS REX VS MORGAN FREEMAN
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01-12-2012 , 10:53 PM
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Originally Posted by CCuster_911
wtf? that implies the last two kill the gorilla...the gorilla is not going to get winded in the time it takes to kill 10 of them...if more than 6 die its gg imo
sorry, quoted before you can delete.
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01-12-2012 , 10:53 PM
The silverback probably has the strength of about 6 of those men. Not only do those men have more strength combined, but there are 12 of them. As long as they have a decent strategy, the strongmen should win.
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01-12-2012 , 10:54 PM
From first hand experience, not even close.

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01-12-2012 , 10:55 PM
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Originally Posted by microbet
sorry, quoted before you can delete.
???
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01-12-2012 , 10:55 PM
Well, here's my assessment:

To win, the men would approach the gorilla at every angle, creating a circle around the creature, confusing it, and allowing themselves to attack in unison. They would have to attack at least 3 at once, closing the circle, catching the limbs of the Gorilla and subduing it.

The men would deliver heavy resistence to the limbs of the animal deadening it's muscles, and rendering the creature less capable of launching attacks. I suspect the Gorilla's stamina will sapp quickly due to its weight, especially when facing a 3000 pound wall of mass closing on him.

I belive 8 men should grapple the limbs of the monkey, the remaining 4, should aim to blind the Gorilla by poking it's eyes, jamming kuckles' into it's socket, bashing the general eye area, possibly also delivering heavy blows to the limbs or body (stomach), to hopefully further subdue it. If the men can successsfully blind the creature, then it should be easy work from then on. The creature might withdraw from battle to avoid injury if it feel overwhelmed, in which case the men win.
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01-12-2012 , 10:58 PM
If the 12 humans were not.....well....."human," this might work.

Seriously, the biggest question in the argument is that these men, approaching this as humans would, are probably going to lose. If you drugged up these guys into some hysterical and crazed state in which they didn't care if they died and only were focussed on a massive group attack that would prevail on volume and some random sacrificing of life while others pound away at vulnerable body parts then yes, I think 12 or less humans could win.

12 men acting like humans, though will all probably try to make sure that other people die in the process of killing the gorilla. That approach will probably insure a massive beat down. I think humans would suck as this.
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01-12-2012 , 10:59 PM
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Originally Posted by CCuster_911
???
Read bbfg's post again. Not that I think you would be rushing to delete your post, probably just an edit.

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Originally Posted by LamboMurc12
If i saw those bodybuilders irl i would see them as fat people who should work out..
Brutal
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01-12-2012 , 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted by ArcticKnight
If the 12 humans were not.....well....."human," this might work.

Seriously, the biggest question in the argument is that these men, approaching this as humans would, are probably going to lose. If you drugged up these guys into some hysterical and crazed state in which they didn't care if they died and only were focussed on a massive group attack that would prevail on volume and some random sacrificing of life while others pound away at vulnerable body parts then yes, I think 12 or less humans could win.

12 men acting like humans, though will all probably try to make sure that other people die in the process of killing the gorilla. That approach will probably insure a massive beat down. I think humans would suck as this.
They would have to be trained up like suicide bombers. The mentality is achievable.
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01-12-2012 , 11:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Chilltown
They would lose if they all had metal bats.
NO ****ing way
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