March thread title by Leroy_Jenkins45, nommed by whydowe_fall.

February's thread

First

Like this month's title, well done green!

Oh terts fairy......where arrrrrrre yooooooouuuuuuuu

!!!tsrif

first !

Bees, bats and pirates itt. Needs more sheep imo.

Mom I'm on first page

Aw ****. WDWF proposed and I missed it. Have to wait another 4 years now...

Dont bother waiting . She's spoken for already Bro !

You mean I shouldn't have dumped the girlfriend just now?

obvious pandering to your fav green is obvious.

im going to say this, next month I AM choosing the nom. I'm calling it early but I am calling it. and I can call it because im me, im green and you are not.

nom, no one else need apply especially u peepee.

Nom.

HOCKEY on first page

but, but.....


Have you heard the one about an Englishman who wanted to become an Irishman? So, he visited a doctor to find out how to go about making this change. "Well" said the doctor, "this is a very delicate operation and there is a lot that can go wrong. I will have to remove half your brain". "That's OK" said the Englishman. "I've always wanted to be Irish and I'm prepared to take the risk".

The operation went ahead but the Englishman woke to find a look of horror on the face of the doctor. "I'm so terribly sorry!!" the doctor said. "Instead of removing half the brain, I've taken the whole brain out". The patient replied, "No worries, mate!!"

What do you call an Aussie with half a brain?


What do you call an Aussie who scores well in an IQ test?


If Santa Claus, a smart Aussie and a dumb blonde were in a room, and you tossed in a hundred dollar note, who would grab it first?



What's the difference between Aussies and pigs?

Well the digest is posted and both the above Aussie baiters have played their LoD matches so I guess we won't miss 'em Ozi.

LOL everyone knows you are the ringleader Bona, OB and I are nothing more than puppets!

I will organize a "FREE teh miscreants" movement if I think of it.

What do you call an Aussie in London?

Bartender.

Not a joke - just helpful vocabulary.

way to throw em under a bus cap'n

btw i haven't figured out how to un ban using the 2p2 android app and I just started a days work.... Sorry bout that bogus. Muhaha he's probably sleeping off his drunkeness anyway,

FREE OBI !

OBI-WAN KENOBI?

Did they capture him??


He was overheard earlier, while infiltrating the Imperial HQ "Your clones are very impressive. You must be very proud"

They are prolly torturing him for information now

This sexy bitch showed up at my door today.



Only had her a few hours though, owners just claimed her.

Wait there's no Santa?

cute dog imo . Free teh OB !