Anyone know what sunday Waffles tourney package is for ? I thought it was for this sunday coming up , but don't remember .

Yes this next Sunday.

Well , no pressure ,but , I just put a down payment on some happy meals . Just waiting on my huge are-oh-eye

They finance Happy Meals now? I'll gladly pay them Thursday for a hamburger today. I'm a baller!

Arch card ftmfw !

Pressure, schmessure, Im gonna have you moved up to value meals come monday.

Does anyone know how you pronounce "Schoonmaker", of the Alan variety?

Google says (for the dutch version):

schoonmaker is pronounced as sh OO n m ai k er where,

sh is pronounced as sh in ship
OO is pronounced as oo in food
n is pronounced as n in no
m is pronounced as m in me
ai is pronounced as ai in pain
k is pronounced as k in key
er is pronounced as er in hurt

and there's a wav file in the first google search.

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I wish the work day would end, it's gone on sooooooooo long

if it is dutch is is way more guttural than that.

Dutch usually doesn't sound anything like it looks written down. And I think you have to shrug your shoulders and look disinterested while pronouncing it. Or is that French?

ZOMG movement!

The bolded part made me chuckle for some reason. I guess it sounds like dialog in a bad sci-fi movie. gl Beenets.

A bowel movement you think? Or real escalation of your service issue?

When did we start using Cold War terms in customer service anyway? I talk to CS nowadays and get all sorts of buzzwords that make me flash back to the 60's and 70's.

"Yes sir, we are escalating our response to your non-proliferation proposal. We should have a treaty negotiated within the prescribed timeframe given in our last unilateral summit, at which point all parties will agree to cease deploying any threatening and destabilizing complaint letters. Upon successful negotiation of a new containment policy, we will act on your request under the freedom to gripe act.

Pursuant to Executive order 8435 we will send a technician to resolve your bandwidth issues, but you must be available for onsite inspection of your facilities and equipment between October 5th and Novemeber 5th. Failure to be onsite, or to allow our technician to inspect your facilities, will result in a violation of the Marshall Plan of 1947; and you may lose the capability to communicate with the rest of the World for a period of no less than 30 days, leaving you desperate and destitute.

Thank you for calling AT&T U-verse, have a nice day!"

Well played, but I think the AT&T response is to launch a nuke 1st, ask questions later (I used to deal with them in a former job)

Well don't leak this to any NATO countries, but I am planning a preemptive strike! I'm ordering a full T1 from MCI as soon as my poker income can pay the costs!

Nuclear ****ing holocaust!


On another note, yes WDWF I would hit that risking the conversational consequences and all the other fallout.....

"That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth"

In other news, #$#&$*#@%@*#* case review. I am so sick of this.

Robbed off Irish Poker Boards...
Laughing at this all morning, mate of mine told me he was out on saturday night and was coming home on his own and decided to play a little trick on some taxi drivers-

Said mate had his €20 to comfortably cover his fair home and seen three taxis lined up across the road,

He jumps in the first taxi on the rank and says "Here mate i have no money but if you leave me off at rathfarnham ill give you a blowjob"

Taxi driver-"GTFO"

Jumps out of the taxi and in to the second taxi, says the same again and gets the same response.

Jumps in to the third and just says "rathfarnham please", taxi obviously pulls away and off they go as the the other two drivers are in shock at their mate who they now think is taking
first offer

Needs fixing:

"I finally took a look to see what your worthless customer whining was all about and can confirm that the widespread lack of capacity on our network really is getting beyond a joke. People are starting to notice, and we've run out of excuses about SNR, power levels and other things that sound like your fault, but are actually completely within our control. So we made a note that something really should be done about it and passed it on to another department. They have another layer of delaying tactics available to them though, so don't hold your breath. We'll be sorry if you don't keep paying us your monthly fee."

Fed some sharks on Sunday, got kicked out of the isle that night because I was causing a disturbance outside of the female restroom. Stayed up last night for a table tennis competition which I ended up finishing second in. Today I cut my hair into a mohawk and now I'm headed home to sleep in my own bed for the first time in 4 days

Thanks for the update, I was worried you got eaten by sharks since the sunshine state is notorious for that

Sleeping in one's own bed is overrated IMO

Created something called "chipping" too, which is basically this:

So it's sort of like planking, except even more boring and pointless? Meh, I don't get it.

Then again, I don't get mohawks either. Or wearing pants so baggy they ride down showing the dude's boxers.

Oh well, long list of ish I don't get so just add this one also....but if you can get this to catch on you'll be famous

Basically just wait til someone is passed out and take a picture with a chip on them....yea very pointless