Those aren't lesbians. I can tell from some of the kisses and from seeing quite a few lesbians in my time.

Nom!

I concur, they are "LA" (read porn industry) Lesbians. But the do get the blood flowing in my anatomy.
I Live in Brighton, the Gay (and Lesbian) capitol of Europe. Half my friends are either Lesbians or Gay.
No the above pictures are not a realistic representation of lesbianism. Do They make the blood flow in bits of my body, yes!

It's a mystery. You would have thought that looking at two women getting it on would always be sexy. Then you see a couple of butch lesbians getting busy, and somehow, the spell is broken...

For Pictures, I'll take LA Lesbians, for real life friends, I'll just take a human.

In the interests of equal opportunity for heterosexual orientation:





Now most viewers should have something to look at ITT

I prefer heterosexual lesbians anyway. The gay ones are never as much fun in bed.

Well I live in LA, the um, well, um the....LA lesbian capitol of the world! And probably the porn capitol (though Vegas is closing fast).

Note: I was quite a bit younger when I did that second pic, I have some gray in the hair now.

The porn capital of the world lives on my hard drive.

Girls who make out with other girls just for the lolz or for male attention are my biggest pet peeve. Ever.

Excuse me while I rage out over here in my 'lipstick lesbian' dome...

No way that guy belongs in a heterosexual pic.

Are you calling me ghey? GTFO you b****!

I don't get mad, bro - I gets even!

For the other members here that don't like girls boys or humans; and you know who you are...

Someone told you my birthday is coming up amirite?

IW told me, but I didn't know what to get you.

It's so hard to find just that right look in the lamb's eyes.

I also have this orgy pic (i think so anyway) - Hope you like!

nomnomnom

Thread has turned totally gos .

Anybody here have some good ideas for a 1k post? Or should I just do a massive boob pic dump? I know nothing about poker strat, can't do math, have no interesting stories and I'm a big donk.

I'm also considering getting banned on purpose as a coward's solution. Sort of like "suicide by cop" approach. I don't know why I think any of you regs in here would actually have any decent ideas, but I'm desperate and willing to try anything.

Actual good ideas should be sent PM probably.....

Boast poobs.

These days I dunno whether its a boast to have a lot of them, or to have trimmed them mostly away.

Dude....wait, wat?

Don't waste your posts - you'll be at 1000 before you know what to do!

There seem to be two popular approaches to milestone posts:

1) post boobs
2) post a long disillusioned rant against the poker industry or against poker in general

I would suggest option 1.

Yeah, well I post pretty much like I play poker - splash the pot with no friggin clue what I'm going to do on the river.

I just completely leveled myself reading your post though. Was he talking about breast reduction being in vogue these days? Post counts not being worth anything? Is he displaying anxiety over his own impending 2k post, for which he is totally unprepared? Why use the term "boast", is it a clever play on words like Bee uses often? Is he trying to tilt me, knowing that I'm on RPM now and he can take my money in Shanoobigans this week? How exactly do you spell Shanoob...whatever. I've got an idea anyway, just have to see if anyone in here gives me a better one. You helped a lot ninja - my head is ready to burst now, thanks man.

I was talking about poobs and commenting on changing poobic fashions from the 70s to the present day.

No. Do a highly analytical and epically thought out strat poast. Do it on some issue that has not been covered because it is too difficult. Do it in volume including mind bending maths, longwinded notes, and soul reading skills. 3k words minimum. We will grade it after your SHENANIGANS debut.