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04-02-2010 , 04:21 PM

#77

A.Ertbjerg

Heisenbjerg

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 10,770

yeah, betfair is awful (the software that is, I actually think it is quite soft if you can overcome your epileptic seizures)

04-02-2010 , 04:37 PM

#78

bumblebee99

Badugi Ninja

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 10,997

Quote:

Originally Posted by whydowe_fall

My head is currently covered in drippy goo.

nom nom nom

Spoiler:

04-02-2010 , 04:52 PM

#79

Ice_W0lf

Tremendous

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 13,530

you've got the idea bb..

I'm still partial to david's so far...but a long time to go.

04-02-2010 , 05:03 PM

#80

crazyfool1985

¯\_(°_o)_/¯

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 5,213

Quote:

Originally Posted by A.Ertbjerg

yeah, betfair is awful (the software that is, I actually think it is quite soft if you can overcome your epileptic seizures)

+1 but ssshhhhhhh its only soft if the regs dont know lol and im pretty sure the reason its soft is because software is so bad no one could multitable it

04-02-2010 , 05:10 PM

#81

Never Win

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Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 2,316

Quote:

Originally Posted by bumblebee99

not sure i can last at cake, the s/ware is tilt inducing

not too bad when i want to single table, but multi-tabling is lolbad.

Don't hate on Cake!!

04-02-2010 , 05:15 PM

#82

bumblebee99

Badugi Ninja

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 10,997

Quote:

Originally Posted by Never Win

Don't hate on Cake!!

i'm trying but it sucketh biggus maximus!!

04-02-2010 , 05:21 PM

#83

Never Win

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They are suppose to be coming out with new software soon. All the problems are supposed to be fixed, but who knows?? Lol....I understand your frustration tho.

04-02-2010 , 05:24 PM

#84

A.Ertbjerg

Heisenbjerg

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 10,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by bumblebee99

i'm trying but it sucketh biggus maximus!!

don't talk bad about my friend in Rome!

04-02-2010 , 05:34 PM

#85

BlaneH

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 3,831

Quote:

Originally Posted by bumblebee99

i'm trying but it sucketh biggus maximus!!

Ugh this.

04-02-2010 , 05:37 PM

#86

bumblebee99

Badugi Ninja

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 10,997

^^ lol.

so i thought i would give HU sng a go seeing as we're having a competition and all, and OMG THEY ARE LIKE POKER IN CRACK FORM. i am officially hooked.

played 4, won 2 lost 2.

first hand. bye then 6 max

Poker Stars $2.00+$0.20 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t10/t20 Blinds - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: t1490 M = 49.67
Hero (BTN/SB): t1510 M = 50.33

Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is BTN/SB with Q

Hero raises to t60, BB calls t40

Flop: (t120) 5

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t90, BB raises to t180, Hero calls t90

Turn: (t480) 8

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t310, BB calls t310

River: (t1100) 5

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t960 all in, BB calls t940 all in

Final Pot: t2980
BB shows Q

(two pair, Queens and Fives)
Hero shows Q

(two pair, Queens and Eights)
Hero wins t2980

04-02-2010 , 05:44 PM

#87

Leo19

Natural Born Luckbox

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 963

Why cant every month be like this?

04-02-2010 , 06:52 PM

#88

bumblebee99

Badugi Ninja

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 10,997

aww man i am being rivered left right and center but it's so much goddamn fun.

edit:

Quote:

Originally Posted by whydowe_fall

Last edited by bumblebee99; 04-02-2010 at 07:22 PM.

04-02-2010 , 07:52 PM

#89

A.Ertbjerg

Heisenbjerg

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 10,770

reraising the turn is spew right? His valuerange is something like QQ, QT, KJ and J9 which I'm behind. Calling and bluffcatching is better I think. I just auto stacked off there which I think is pretty bad.

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Replayer
Hero ($51)
BB ($39.56)
CO ($28.78)
BTN ($42.43)

Dealt to Hero T

fold, BTN raises to $2, Hero calls $1.75, BB calls $1.50

FLOP ($6) T

Hero checks, BB checks, BTN checks

TURN ($6) T

Hero bets $4, BB folds, BTN raises to $11, Hero raises to $39, BTN raises to $40.43 (AI), Hero calls $1.43

04-02-2010 , 08:20 PM

#90

BlaneH

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 3,831

Played 1k hands today. April is "get good at poker again" month. Played really solid until my last hand where my A5<AJ on AAJ flop. A fish shoved infront of the AJ hand and it should of been an auto fold. I'm overall happy with the day though.

A. Ert, I know I'm a terrible spew monkey at 10nl but after they check through flop I hate a reraise on that turn. It's not total spew but stacking off on that turn looks like something I'd do which means it's prob bad since I play way too aggro.

04-02-2010 , 08:24 PM

#91

davidv1213

Vampy

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 3,473

they could have 87ss/98ss/K9ss/K8ss + maybe any Kxss, I am not saying raise/calling these is good but idk your and their image. mostly, yeah its spew.

don't hate on cake guys! look how awesome their logo is!

04-02-2010 , 08:25 PM

#92

davidv1213

Vampy

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 3,473

also J7ss

04-02-2010 , 08:35 PM

#93

A.Ertbjerg

Heisenbjerg

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 10,770

cool, that was what I figured.

It hit me the second i pushed the raise button that it was spew, just checking.

oh, and he would very rarely play a draw like that

04-02-2010 , 10:21 PM

#94

davidv1213

Vampy

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 3,473

04-02-2010 , 10:24 PM

#95

Ice_W0lf

Tremendous

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 13,530

Looking at how tight she is clenching her fists... those two must be irish.

04-02-2010 , 10:46 PM

#96

Never Win

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Quote:

Originally Posted by davidv1213

lol....

04-02-2010 , 10:48 PM

#97

Never Win

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Quote:

Originally Posted by bumblebee99

aww man i am being rivered left right and center but it's so much goddamn fun.

edit:

imo, best pic in the thread so far.

04-02-2010 , 11:25 PM

#98

IamPro

one time Plz???

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 17,652

Quote:

Originally Posted by bumblebee99

aww man i am being rivered left right and center but it's so much goddamn fun.

edit:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Never Win

imo, best pic in the thread so far.

Most def

more red heads plz

04-02-2010 , 11:31 PM

#99

BitchiBee

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04-02-2010 , 11:35 PM

#100

whydowe_fall

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Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,554

I can tell you one thing. Typing 'readheads' into Google Image has gotten me the most porn of any search that I've done for an LC/NC thread, including 'hot lingerie models'.

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