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01-02-2011 , 11:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by A.Ertbjerg
CF's undertitle should be "shite bastard wanker" IMO
+1
01-02-2011 , 11:04 AM
Ban crazyfool and every member of the pittsburgh penguins
01-02-2011 , 11:14 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AlienSpaceBat
LOL

So, I was playing badugi on FT day before yesterday $1/$2. Short handed, guy comes & sits with $2K buyin, I think there were 4 of us including him.

Him: "Do I need to get a rainbow hand in this game ?".

Me: "WTF ? are you levelling me ?".

Me: "Haven't I seen you playing these tables before, I'm sure I recognize your SN ?"

Him: "No, I never played it before".

Him: "Is JT83 3 suits a good starting hand ?" and so on ...

He actually seemed a reasonable guy, so I did answer his questions for the next few minutes as we were playing.

Turns out it was this guy:




That is the most epic story I've heard this year (and probably last year too).
01-02-2011 , 11:17 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ice_W0lf
I'm guessing "Seriously, 13 is bad" has everything to do with "triskaidekaphobic"

and cf doesn't like to return my pm's
I thought triscadecaphobia was the fear of number 10. I was wrong though it's 13.
I think you should choose an undertitle for Crazy until he gets his **** together.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUU Chelsea

Last edited by sheeprustler; 01-02-2011 at 11:21 AM. Reason: Oh wait...GET ****ING IN THERE CLARKE
01-02-2011 , 11:39 AM
so tonight i drank some great beer and played PLO50 (my game of choice at the moment). i bascially ran into the top of every ****ers range before finally making a few hands at the end. i also have this rule whereby i dont check results til AFTER ive stopped playing poker. its a good rule and i play better because of it.

anyway so today im sure ive run like a ****ing ******* in a race with better *******s and i check my results and i was down $100 for the night. my point being...OH YAY...i ONLY lost hundy.

so basically, sometimes when you lose a little and you thought you lost a lot you feel happy. hehe. i is happy.

(my garph says i was was down as much as $350 on the day at the low point so yay me).
01-02-2011 , 11:53 AM
GG Ozi. Plo is by far my favourite game. I play sngs though because I need the cash. I'm looking forward to getting back into plo this year. My goal is to be beating plo50 by the end of the year.
01-02-2011 , 12:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TBobLP
Ban crazyfool and every member of the pittsburgh penguins
all of the above sounds good to me.
01-02-2011 , 01:02 PM
[QUOTE]
Quote:
Originally Posted by crazyfool1985
nom and qft lol

In my experience with football fans there are a few groups

1. They enjoy general footy but dont get wound up
2. Are hardcore fans and follow their team anywhere [ie relegation etc]
3. Are hardcore fans [until they start losing]
4. Know nothing so support whoever the no 3 support
5. Follow their team but can admit "**** we were shite"
6. Follow their team and every performance was a great one and only got beat due to the ref
7. Follow a team because they like the shirt.
8. Follow the winning team cos lol they're winning why notaments

¯\_(",)_/¯

Last edited by JustinJude; 01-02-2011 at 01:02 PM. Reason: ban for over use of 'aments'
01-02-2011 , 01:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SrslySirius
My last song got a lot of love, so I thought you NVGers may be interested.

so awesome
01-02-2011 , 01:53 PM
^^ Absolutely f**king hilarious! Watching again.


Dang.. my post count is bigger than my bank roll too FML...
01-02-2011 , 02:25 PM
Sure can chop but can't play post-flop lolol
01-02-2011 , 02:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JustinJude
^^ Absolutely f**king hilarious! Watching again.


Dang.. my post count is bigger than my bank roll too FML...
Do you look like the guy on the floor with his PC as well ?
01-02-2011 , 03:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by crazyfool1985
nom and qft lol

also after seeing a replay of MOTD how any united fan can take pride in that performance i do not know. Im all for a win is a win but being proud of scraping a win against west brom. In a game where you were dominated. In my experience with football fans there are a few groups

1. They enjoy general footy but dont get wound up
2. Are hardcore fans and follow their team anywhere [ie relegation etc]
3. Are hardcore fans [until they start losing]
4. Know nothing so support whoever the no 3 support
5. Follow their team but can admit "**** we were shite"
6. Follow their team and every performance was a great one and only got beat due to the ref


Uniteds fans tend to fall into groups 3,4 and 6, which is why in general they are disliked.

A quick review of the united game would be

[ ] solid rooney goal
[x] keeper fluffs a rebound from rooneys head
[x] Neville gets away with a terrible tackle which should of been a sending off
[x] WBA own the pitch
[x] Worst penalty ever
[x] united scrape a win with a good header from a small man


TLDR FU united
Hmmmm, quite generalising that post I would class myself as number 5 from that list, I can fully admit when we play crap. And yes, against West Brom we did play crap, however West Brom certainly didn't dominate Neville should have got sent off and it was definately a penalty, but then again we should have had one later on in the game when their centre back handballed it from a cross (One of the most blatant handballs you'll ever see btw, ball travels about 15 metres, his arm comes out towards it, definately deliberate). So, going by your summary, I will give you my views

[x] solid rooney goal
[ ] keeper fluffs a rebound from rooneys head
[x] Neville gets away with a terrible tackle which should of been a sending off
[ ] WBA own the pitch
[x] Worst penalty ever
[x] united scrape a win with a good header from a small man
01-02-2011 , 03:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AlienSpaceBat
Do you look like the guy on the floor with his PC as well ?
Fair hair, 14st, 6'2'' meduim build FWIW.
01-02-2011 , 04:09 PM
Sick video.

it.
01-02-2011 , 05:21 PM
I'm not really sure what's more surprising... that I was ahead after all this action.. or that I held

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $150(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($4,105)
BB ($2,700)
UTG ($6,535)
UTG+1 ($2,540)
UTG+2 ($3,390)
MP1 ($7,975)
MP2 ($3,100)
Hero ($2,626)
BTN ($4,830)

Dealt to Hero Q Q

fold, fold, fold, fold, MP2 raises to $600, Hero raises to $2,626 (AI), fold, SB raises to $4,105 (AI), BB calls $2,550 (AI), MP2 calls $2,500 (AI)

FLOP ($11,526) 3 A 7

TURN ($11,526) 3 A 7 K

RIVER ($11,526) 3 A 7 K A

MP2 shows 9 9
(Pre 13%, Flop 8.2%, Turn 5.0%)

Hero shows Q Q
(Pre 54%, Flop 74.0%, Turn 85.0%)

SB shows T T
(Pre 16%, Flop 8.7%, Turn 5.0%)

BB shows J J
(Pre 17%, Flop 9.1%, Turn 5.0%)

Hero wins $10,504
SB wins $800
BB wins $222
01-02-2011 , 05:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bumblebee99
i think you're a closet united fan.
+1

CF takes more time out of his life to discuss Utd than I do.
01-02-2011 , 05:49 PM
Did anyone else want to know who the threadsaver chick was in the vid? Or am I just that big of a degen?

Also, postcount > br reporting in. But there's way too much kickball talk in this thread.
01-02-2011 , 05:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Duncelanas
But there's way too much kickball talk in this thread.
ok. lets talk cricket.

series win anyone?
01-02-2011 , 05:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AlienSpaceBat
LOL

So, I was playing badugi on FT day before yesterday $1/$2. Short handed, guy comes & sits with $2K buyin, I think there were 4 of us including him.

Him: "Do I need to get a rainbow hand in this game ?".

Me: "WTF ? are you levelling me ?".

Me: "Haven't I seen you playing these tables before, I'm sure I recognize your SN ?"

Him: "No, I never played it before".

Him: "Is JT83 3 suits a good starting hand ?" and so on ...

He actually seemed a reasonable guy, so I did answer his questions for the next few minutes as we were playing.

Turns out it was this guy:




Would have asked him to ship me a few k
01-02-2011 , 06:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bumblebee99
ok. lets talk cricket.

series win anyone?
Oh lord
01-02-2011 , 06:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bumblebee99
ok. lets talk cricket.

series win anyone?
3:1 Ingerlaaaaand

almost a done deal imo
01-02-2011 , 06:05 PM
My $0.02c to win your 1k if australia wins the series

Also:
Poker Stars $10+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t200/t400 Blinds + t50 - 9 players - View hand 1103042
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

CO: t4481 M = 4.27
BTN: t4113 M = 3.92
SB: t6725 M = 6.40
BB: t22021 M = 20.97
UTG: t6640 M = 6.32
Hero (UTG+1): t7617 M = 7.25
UTG+2: t12411 M = 11.82
MP1: t1175 M = 1.12
MP2: t3449 M = 3.28

Pre Flop: (t1050) Hero is UTG+1 with K A
1 fold, Hero raises to t1200, 6 folds, BB calls t800

Flop: (t3050) J 3 J (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t1600, BB calls t1600

Turn: (t6250) 6 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

River: (t6250) 6 (2 players)
BB bets t6400, Hero calls t4767 all in

Final Pot: t15784
BB shows 5 5 (two pair, Jacks and Sixes)
Hero shows K A (two pair, Jacks and Sixes - Ace kicker)
Hero wins t15784


Poker Stars $10+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t300/t600 Blinds + t50 - 9 players - View hand 1103063
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

MP2: t5050 M = 3.74
CO: t25965 M = 19.23
BTN: t11080 M = 8.21
SB: t3550 M = 2.63
Hero (BB): t25658 M = 19.01
UTG: t13661 M = 10.12
UTG+1: t22955 M = 17.00
UTG+2: t1282 M = 0.95
MP1: t14736 M = 10.92

Pre Flop: (t1350) Hero is BB with 3 5
2 folds, UTG+2 raises to t1232 all in, 5 folds, Hero calls t632

Flop: (t3214) K 2 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t3214) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t3214) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Last edited by enprinte; 01-02-2011 at 06:20 PM.
01-02-2011 , 06:38 PM
you play the 10s as well. have we crossed swords?
01-02-2011 , 06:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sheeprustler
you play the 10s as well. have we crossed swords?
Only the Daily 40G and Sunday 250k.

30k stack in sunday lottery (I.e 250k) - Should be able to min-cash in a few minutes. Everyone is just timing down T.T

      
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