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LC/NC: League of Learners FISH FRY Feb-March 2010 (nsfw) LC/NC: League of Learners FISH FRY Feb-March 2010 (nsfw)

02-12-2010 , 01:04 PM


bumblebee marches upwards.
02-12-2010 , 02:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ~run.it.twice
Hey, LC/NC.

STOP FK'IN POSTING ITT, RELOCATE TO MICRO STAKES NL AND FK'IN LEARN SOME!

That is all, ~r.i.t

micro forums are really meh... the posters there are disappointing for the most part.
02-12-2010 , 02:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bacon
Well, I was going to forgive you butt....

Quote:
Originally Posted by OB Forged by Bacon
But what?
That is a nice butt.
The actual thought process was "huh?", followed by "I really shouldn't have stayed up drinking so late on a school night", followed by "is that a reply to my poast or someone else's?" ....

Than about a minute later .... "oh I get it .... 'butt' !!!1 ! lol"

Last edited by obviously.bogus; 02-12-2010 at 02:41 PM. Reason: Oh, and yes I called, and ofc, Villain had the 4th A.
02-12-2010 , 02:32 PM
Is there anything I can do with FTPs besides shoving them up my ass?
02-12-2010 , 02:35 PM
sell them in the marketplace if you have a bunch.
02-12-2010 , 02:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ice_W0lf
sell them in the marketplace if you have a bunch.
Whats the value of each FTP?

I don't think what I have is considered a bunch cause I only have about 15k but I'm still wondering what to do with them.
02-12-2010 , 03:09 PM
roughly $3.50/1000.. but 15k is like 1/10th of what most people offer to sell. There are always satellites or directly buying into mtt's (with ftops going now and miniftops next month)
02-12-2010 , 04:14 PM
Opponent was a massive drooler 47/0 type


Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG: $101.00
UTG+1: $103.00
UTG+2: $230.45
MP1: $100.00
MP2: $86.10
CO: $123.60
Hero (BTN): $103.65
SB: $145.05
BB: $35.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN with 6 6
6 folds, Hero raises to $3, SB raises to $5, 1 fold, Hero calls $2

Flop: ($11.00) T T 8 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($11.00) 6 (2 players)
SB bets $11, Hero raises to $27, SB calls $16

River: ($65.00) T (2 players)
SB bets $40, Hero folds
02-12-2010 , 04:47 PM
The language coming out of my mouth on the turn was disgusting.

Poker Stars $1.00+$0.20 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t100/t200 Blinds + t25 - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BB): t19864 M = 56.75
BTN/SB: t7136 M = 20.39

Pre Flop: (t350) Hero is BB with Q Q
BTN/SB raises to t7111 all in, Hero calls t6911

Flop: (t14272) 6 T J (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t14272) 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t14272) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t14272
Hero shows Q Q (three of a kind, Queens)
BTN/SB shows 7 T (two pair, Tens and Sevens)
Hero wins t14272

02-12-2010 , 05:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RoSeeker
micro forums are really meh... the posters there are disappointing for the most part.
i discount micro limit as there seems to me to be an awful lot of helpful and constructive posters in there, due to it being a nice community from what i see, not that i play limit.

but i cannot bring my self to post much in uNL. i'm sure i would be a better player if i did but whenever i ask something specific, or ask for info on a certain area i just get the generic answers. i think it's becuase of the high traffic tho or maybe it's actually just me being a dumbo. i hope not though.

maybe i'm being unfair. i don;t view/post much in there also, so maybe it's just me.

standard.
02-12-2010 , 05:57 PM
so i was thinking of making some fancy pic for Shanoobigans (or just get someone who has a clue to do it for me) and google imaged it to see what comes up.

there;s pics of:

Bacon
Bogus
Hippy
Sam - in his stuipd ****ing Xmas hat, take it off FFS,it's February
a million semi-naked girls on page 2
Nuisance
UnBJames
Roseeker
Janelle
Gedanken
Natural Born Luckbox Leo, of course.

no bloody bumblebee tho.

gg google. and "Did you mean: shannonigans" - no i ****ing didn;t.

guess i will have to attain Google notoriety some other way, hmmm.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1NIc...eature=related

Last edited by bumblebee99; 02-12-2010 at 06:22 PM. Reason: not simple minds but the vid is better
02-12-2010 , 08:49 PM
You are right, February is a good time for changes so I made this ballin avatar.



02-12-2010 , 08:50 PM
put a santa hat on it imo
02-12-2010 , 09:00 PM


[ ] Yes?
[ ] No?
02-12-2010 , 09:02 PM
[x] yes
02-12-2010 , 09:07 PM
Awesome.
02-12-2010 , 10:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by obviously.bogus
As penance for posting hand ....

Threadsaver @!!!1!

WTF !!!!

I'm not exactly sure of what tinypic's policy is on pics of hawt chicks not wearing very much, but I wouldn't have thought that what I poatsed crossed the line.

Ok so I did "borrow" it from a blog, but I think franku "borrowed" it from somewhere else.

This is where I got it from. http://frankufotoslingerie.blogspot....-lingerie.html Always a good source of threadsaver material.
02-12-2010 , 11:33 PM
Never will I ever witness a worse play than this.

I laughed, oh how i laughed, there where tears coupled with a deepening confusion.

Full Tilt Poker No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t100.00/t200.00 Blinds - 7 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG+1: t7431.00 M = 24.77
MP: t8087.00 M = 26.96
Hero (CO): t4070.00 M = 13.57
BTN: t3450.00 M = 11.50
SB: t7577.00 M = 25.26
BB: t2735.00 M = 9.12
UTG: t7150.00 M = 23.83

Pre Flop: (t300) Hero is CO with 3 4
1 fold, UTG+1 calls t200, MP calls t200, 1 fold, BTN calls t200, SB calls t100, BB checks

Flop: (t1000) 2 9 9 (5 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG+1 checks, MP bets t800.00, BTN folds, SB folds, BB folds, UTG+1 calls t800

Turn: (t2600) J (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, MP bets t1600.00, UTG+1 calls t1600

River: (t5800) A (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, MP bets t2200.00, UTG+1 raises to t4400, MP raises to t5487, UTG+1 calls t431 all in

Spoiler:
Final Pot: t15462
UTG+1 shows 9c 9h
MP shows 4s 3s
UTG+1 wins t15462.00
02-12-2010 , 11:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by obviously.bogus
WTF !!!!

I'm not exactly sure of what tinypic's policy is on pics of hawt chicks not wearing very much, but I wouldn't have thought that what I poatsed crossed the line.

Ok so I did "borrow" it from a blog, but I think franku "borrowed" it from somewhere else.

This is where I got it from. http://frankufotoslingerie.blogspot....-lingerie.html Always a good source of threadsaver material.
oh wow, that girl is wow....
02-13-2010 , 01:42 AM
Eastern European women are just so awesome in every way.
02-13-2010 , 05:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SaM StarK
Is there anything I can do with FTPs besides shoving them up my ass?
you cant even do that ducy
02-13-2010 , 05:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SaM StarK
[ ] Yes?
[ ] No?
[x] No
02-13-2010 , 11:29 AM
Off to the pub to watch the rugby. I wonder will France field Henry for this game.

Would love to see revenge but i doubt it will happen. Iv about 5 different bets done and i doubt ill win any lol
02-13-2010 , 02:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bumblebee99
[x] No
02-13-2010 , 02:06 PM
[x] Maybe?

      
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