the girl cant even save her self from that bush's deathly clutches, i doubt she could save this thread

Hang around for awhile. You'll see that OB is kind of the LC/NC father figure, if you will

I gotta agree with your assertion that poker playing adds hotness points. More than 20 though. My gf is just now catching on after a year that she'll get much further cheering for random sports teams on the tv or shuffling a deck of cards than buying me stuff...or taking more traditional routes

EDIT: For the record, this is a brag, not a beat lol. Cuz she figured it out

Like your bitches crazy, much?

Okay, that pic with the cig is pretty sultry. But then it's followed up by her looking like she's not trying to puke.

OK, maybe my humormomiter needs recalibration.

I'm actually now privy to new information that I'm not the oldest poster in Beginners

Hey sorry to intrude:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...postcount=2928

I'm very sorry to everybody. I've acted disappointingly, and will likely be banned soon. Please don't think of me too poorly. You guys have been great.

Apology accepted, Ro. You def tried to do some terrible stuff and I'm sure you'll be punished accordingly. However, I am a strong believer that the most important thing in life is being and becoming a person you can be proud of. Obviously, you're not very proud of yourself right now, but you'll learn from this and hopefully, you'll be a better person in the end. That's far more important than your 2+2 rep, coaching, or even your potential poker career.

Good luck in life. Keep things in perspective. Become a better person. And I know it's trite, but nothing is ever as bad as it seems. That said, people matter. Even people you've never met or never will meet. I don't even know you very well; yet I'm very sad for you. I really do hope you emerge a better person because of this. I truly do.

BHUNLA Interest thread

Also can someone proof read it to make sure it makes sense

i don;t think it;s fair to judge you solely on this incident or other things that have come to light within that thread. you've done some dumb stuff and are paying the penalty.

when i joined 2+2 i read all your posts, as most of them were helpful and it was clear you put effort in to assisting people become better players. most of the posters itt have only seen the opposite side.

i prefer to think of you as that good guy, who unfortunately had lapses in judgement and could've maybe picked some better friends.

in the event you don;t resurface again, gl.

+1

I've made a mistake once.

Turns out I have a heart and am considered a good guy.

^those buttocks are stupendous sir

who dat?

before my eyes fall out trying to read like 3k plus posts in that thread with the cheating can someone tell which page (in 100 posts setting) the bomb gets dropped please. 2p2 should make it so you can filter out every person in a thread but the like 4 whos posts you actually care about reading. if i read "ship him the manies" one more time im gonna yamo burn this place to the ground.

oh so this is what takes to bring you back is it?

no idea, just got e-mailed it today at work. your question does indeed need answering tho.......

pick a player

or try posts #2784 and #2792

85/0 drooler

Cake Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (6 handed) - Cake-Poker Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

SB ($12.40)
BB ($12.38)
UTG ($12.16)
MP ($10.78)
Hero (CO) ($10.29)
Button ($10.68)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 6, 6
UTG bets $0.35, MP calls $0.35, Hero calls $0.35, 3 folds

Flop: ($1.20) A, 6, K (3 players)
UTG bets $0.70, MP calls $0.70, Hero raises to $2, 1 fold, MP calls $1.30

Turn: ($5.90) 10 (2 players)
MP checks, Hero bets $2.95, MP calls $2.95

River: ($11.80) 10 (2 players)
MP bets $5, Hero calls $4.99 (All-In)

Total pot: $21.78 | Rake: $1.45

Results:
MP had A, A (full house, Aces over tens).
Hero had 6, 6 (full house, sixes over tens).
Outcome: MP won $20.33

most excellent ty sir. if anyones curious i just got done reading all the good stuff. from #2784 that is. probably worth it id say.

whose starting the new lc/nc thread tomorrow?

what the name gona be

LC/NC: Bumblebee confesses love for Man. City (nsfw)

do it ice

after finding that pic i found this one and i really was lol'ing

this was nice. especially deep. villian is 79/16

Full Tilt Poker $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG: $10.00
CO: $10.61
BTN: $25.31
Hero (SB): $16.12
BB: $7.11

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is SB with A A
2 folds, BTN calls $0.10, Hero raises to $0.50, 1 fold, BTN raises to $1, Hero raises to $3, BTN calls $2

Flop: ($6.10) T 4 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $3, BTN calls $3
Turn: ($12.10) 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $10.12 all in, BTN calls $10.12

River: ($32.34) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

QF I am surprised

As promised here is a link to the digest,

Your Micros Digest, April, 2010

Scroll down a ways and you will find a list of links to threads from the micros uHULA games. Lotsa fun

When did you guys oust Bellatrix?

Not saying thats not the greatest digest I've ever seen...