[Del places a few £10 notes on the table]
Boycie: Is that all you've got Del?
Del Boy: uh no, no (nudging his head towards Rodney), Rodney's got the rest of it...
Rodney: Have I? Oh yeah... here's the four pounds thirty-two pence for the empties I took back...
Del Boy: What you got?
Boycie: I've got kings.
Del Boy: How many?
Boycie: Un, deux, tois, quatre.
Del Boy: FOUR!?
Boycie: I didn't know you were good at maths Del Boy.
Boycie: Come on Del, let's see your two pair.
Del Boy: Well I've got a pair of aces and another pair of aces.
Boycie: That's FOUR aces.
Del Boy: I didn't know you were good at maths either Boycie.
[Del has just beaten Boycie in their poker game]
Boycie: (grudgingly) Well done, Del. Nicely played. (whispers) Where did you get those four bloody Aces from?
Del Boy: Same place you got those Kings. I knew you was cheating, Boycie.
Boycie: Oh yeah, how?
Del Boy: Because that wasn't the hand that I dealt you.
i have seen this episode twice today - and it was lol both times