for the record
1. infraction points where i live get dolled out at 10 points at a time
2. he's from queensland so he probably likes a sport where big beefcake (small penised) dudes pummel each other in close proximity
3. he played we'll by not replying to my baiting
4. if he admits to drinking xxxx i'll have to spite ban him
5. andy u'r alright.......cya on the forums

oh and heres a poofling...aces r goot

Poker Stars $2.00/$4.00 Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Pre Flop: (1.5 SB) Hero is MP2 with A A
UTG calls, 2 folds, MP1 calls, Hero raises, CO calls, 2 folds, BB calls, UTG calls, MP1 calls

Flop: (10.5 SB) Q K 9 (5 players)
BB checks, UTG bets, MP1 calls, Hero raises, CO folds, BB folds, UTG calls, MP1 calls

Turn: (8.25 BB) 3 (3 players)
UTG checks, MP1 checks, Hero bets, UTG calls, MP1 calls

River: (11.25 BB) 9 (3 players)
UTG checks, MP1 checks, Hero bets, UTG calls, MP1 calls

Final Pot: 14.25 BB
UTG mucks Q T
MP1 mucks 8 K
Hero shows A A
Hero wins 13.75 BB
(Rake: $2.00)

becks vier will be today's euro pop of choice i think.

i have spent the last 6-7 minutes pondering the last time i saw xxxx anywhere in a pub and can;t remember! i did like the old commercial though where the overloaded truck collapses after they put 2 bottles of wine on it for the sheilas

bumble, where are u from again?

xxxx for me is like the midstrength beer that they serve at the cricket so u get bloated before you get tanked...and that to quote shania twain...does not impress me much.

london, uk

did you just mention teh cricket......

I remember them introducing it and Fosters into the pubs in the UK back in the mid '80's, then it died out whilst Fosters became massive.When I went back to the UK 4 years ago they must have been trying to relaunch it because I got offered a free sample when I went out to the pub.

Even stranger is that through most of the mid to late 90's I drank almost exclusively in Aussie bars around London where you could get all sorts of obscure Aussie beers but I never once saw any XXXX in any of them.

yeah i don;t think they even have it on the shelves in the supermarket. you're right though, fosters is in most pubs i drink in.

Fosters is in none of the ones I drink in

I was going to start this thread about an hour before you did... but I decided..butnah.... but lego's right... if you're gonna start one... gotta have the old links.... noooooooooob

August-December 2009
April-July 2009
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October 2008-January 2009


I spent the better part of a day reading through all of them last week.. I also thought it was fun.

i thought all you sleepy american people would be, well, sleepy

It's almost 9am in my time zone.... way too late to be sleeping imo.

thats because we export our piss and keep all the good beer for ourselves. im not joking.

see, i said i liked u but if you mention something that begins in 'as' and ends in 's' and u dont apologise for your teams run good and ability to wet their gloves like a bunch of babies and call for the physio every 2 minutes because they werent man enough to actually face getting balls in the face for a few minutes again then i wont be held responsible when i get tanked tomorrow night and accidently ban you. youve been warned.

night night.

oh and england will get absolutely slaughtered next time you come to australia just like u did last time (5-0)....that much is certain.

is it true auzzies don't drink fosters? Mind the spelling, getting her tight

i'll give it half hour so you're asleep before i mention anything

Pretty much yes it is basically sold in the UK and USA I believe, and maybe parts of NSW because they suck at most things

OR this

Good start to the new year imo

45mins drinking Bourbon and coke playing poker,nearly 400 hands,up 3bi,quads once to stack someone trying to slow play kings and 7 posts in this thread putting me way ahead of pace compared to the last one.

And 1 Lady in her underwear

that chick bb posted is teh sex.

I had to go to my sisters wedding yesterday. Half the wedding were non drinkers :O worked out well though cos it meant getting served at teh bar was easy

Got talking to my cousin who was in canada for a year, is going again soon for good when she finishes uni, said this country is teh sucks and canada is not teh sucks.

I wish i was qualified in something lol

who said games were dead

saw flop | saw showdown

Button ($10.75)
SB ($48.70)
BB ($43.57)
Hero (UTG) ($49.50)
Villian 2 (MP) ($18.75)
Villian (CO) ($50.35)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with A, K
Hero bets $1.75, Villian 2 raises to $6, Villian calls $6, 3 folds, Hero raises to $49.50 (All-In), Villian 2 calls $12.75 (All-In), Villian calls $43.50

Flop: ($118.50) 10, 2, 10 (3 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: ($118.50) Q (3 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($118.50) 8 (3 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $118.50 | Rake: $3.50

Results:
Hero had A, K (one pair, tens).
Villian 2 had Q, Q (full house, Queens over tens).
Villian had A, 9 (one pair, tens).

damn. thought i made this thread bannnnn-proof

yea wanted to get first post in on teh new Fish fry but I was otherwise detained by my blackout from last night

I just went out for a smoke before bed and a Possum tried to attack me

i just looked up images for angry possums. they look like evil little ****ers.

This happened to me once too. I was 17 and went outside for a "bananas" break and one of them snuck up behind me and hissed at me. I gave him a good scream and he luckily ran off.

IPoker Network $3.00/$6.00 Limit Hold'em - 5 players
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Pre Flop: (1.5 SB) Hero is BTN with 7 7
UTG raises, 1 fold, Hero 3-bets, 2 folds, UTG calls

Flop: (7.5 SB) 5 8 8 (2 players)
UTG bets, Hero raises, UTG 3-bets, Hero calls

Turn: (6.75 BB) 7 (2 players)
UTG bets, Hero raises, UTG 3-bets, Hero caps!, UTG calls

River: (14.75 BB) 5 (2 players)
UTG bets, Hero calls

Final Pot: 16.75 BB
UTG shows 8 A
UTG wins 16.25 BB
(Rake: $3.00)


if this is how 2010 plans to continue then fml.