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LC/NC: Inglorious Beginners FISH FRY Jan 2010 LC/NC: Inglorious Beginners FISH FRY Jan 2010

01-01-2010 , 05:21 AM
i'm awake so therefore i win.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/32...2009-a-549502/

happy new year internet people.

Last edited by OziBattler; 01-01-2010 at 09:11 AM. Reason: ozi owns u all..thats the price u pay for a good mod...(oops, i wasnt supposed to say that out loud)
01-01-2010 , 05:35 AM
1st!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Owned everyone gg. ty.
01-01-2010 , 05:38 AM
2nd - Happy new year guys, looking forward to the events you guys hold.

Butchered hand I played vs Sam - Didn't mean to raise the flop so much.

Poker Stars $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 450381
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

Hero (BB): $5.00
fishclick (UTG): $6.05
SaM StarK (MP): $6.78
LilNicky412 (CO): $4.72
chrisy rich (BTN): $2.08
saver123 (SB): $9.85

Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is BB with J T
1 fold, SaM StarK raises to $0.20, 3 folds, Hero calls $0.15

Flop: ($0.42) 7 J 5 (2 players)
Hero checks, SaM StarK bets $0.38, Hero raises to $2, SaM StarK raises to $6.58 all in, Hero calls $2.80 all in

Turn: ($10.02) T (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($10.02) J (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $10.02
Hero shows J T (a full house, Jacks full of Tens)
SaM StarK shows A A (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
Hero wins $9.52
(Rake: $0.50)
01-01-2010 , 05:42 AM
Just banked my first session of the year. +3 buy-ins, 2k hands. Lets hope I keep the grind going.
01-01-2010 , 05:48 AM
i got a fortune cookie last night which said "all your hard work will soon pay off". hmmmmmmmm
01-01-2010 , 06:01 AM
i have extreme dry mouth


hny
01-01-2010 , 06:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bumblebee99
i'm awake so therefore i win.


aug-dec 2009


happy new year internet people.
urge to lock and start a new LC thread rising....in some forums (microstakeslimit for example) you'd get your ass handed to you on a platter for starting this sort of thread

also NYE is so yesterday in some parts of the world....and i needs a beer before i flitter out of this thread....cya in a few pages time (ducwidt?)
01-01-2010 , 06:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bumblebee99
i'm awake so therefore i win.


aug-dec 2009


happy new year internet people.
I'm awake .....


And C'mon ... link to all the earlier ones too. They're fun. And I started it and I want the credit ... pioneered. (somehow the one I started is no longer connected via links from here)
01-01-2010 , 06:39 AM
I love my job at this time of year ,so far I will have had 12 days off including tomorrow over Xmas and New Year and none of it is holiday just due to lack of work.Yeah!!

Now I just have to win the $30m lotto draw tomorrow and it will have been a perfect start to the year.
01-01-2010 , 06:40 AM
please forgive my impudence mr ozi sir. i just could not post in thread that is so last year

and yes, if i have beer now i will be borderline alcoholic as it will be on my cornflakes!
01-01-2010 , 06:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bumblebee99
please forgive my impudence mr ozi sir. i just could not post in thread that is so last year

and yes, if i have beer now i will be borderline alcoholic as it will be on my cornflakes!
No need to suck up to him he's a poohflinger so he only gives infractions 1 point at a time, you will probably be dead before you get enough to get banned.

01-01-2010 , 06:48 AM
There it is, the beginning:


http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/32...2008-a-313595/
01-01-2010 , 06:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by andyhop
No need to suck up to him he's a poohflinger so he only gives infractions 1 point at a time, you will probably be dead before you get enough to get banned.

orly?

see what bb has working in his favour is that i know him and like him.....do i know you?

i should also mention that infractions are so last year...temp bans are like beating someone up through a phone book....no evidence for the same result.

at least your arent Victorian...

edit: nice ninja location edit

Last edited by OziBattler; 01-01-2010 at 06:58 AM.
01-01-2010 , 06:57 AM
Lego i meant to link to the first page of the last one in the op so you go straight to all the old ones. but i forgot. i have a hungover.
01-01-2010 , 06:58 AM
now im off to drink some real beer (south australian) and to play some pokers.....
01-01-2010 , 06:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bumblebee99
Lego i meant to link to the first page of the last one in the op so you go straight to all the old ones. but i forgot. i have a hungover.
send me the correct link and i'll put it in the OP, mkay
01-01-2010 , 07:01 AM
done
01-01-2010 , 07:06 AM




[x] Had a terrible start to the new year
[x] Thought my life was coming to an end and cannot beat poker any more
[x] Fought on regardless
[ ] Nitted up playing full ring

Happy New Year, guys. 2010 is going to be a new year for me. I am going to channel all the motivation from my past attempts to stop being an idiot and just play well, play often, and play rationally. With luck, I will stop tilting and post some more videos and such.

Good luck to everyone on doing the same. As for running good or bad? Who cares. That's not in our control. Some will run good, some will run bad. In the end running good would be great, but I don't want to think about it any more, there is no help in hoping to run good, but there is in hoping for better concentration and resolve.

So in short, good luck, and have a great new year. Fight on.

Despite the LC/NC nature of this thread, I need some strategy comments:

Spoiler:
Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

MP1: $110.60
MP2: $19.25
CO: $56.85
BTN: $50.00
SB: $29.50
BB: $10.00
UTG: $27.00
Hero (UTG+1): $56.60

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is UTG+1 with J J
1 fold, Hero raises to $2, 2 folds, CO calls $2, BTN calls $2, 2 folds

Flop: ($6.75) J T Q (3 players)
Hero bets $5, CO calls $5, BTN folds

Turn: ($16.75) 9 (2 players)
Hero checks, CO checks

River: ($16.75) T (2 players)
Hero bets $8, CO calls $8


Thoughts on bet sizing? When I got flatted I felt awful for losing value, obv. I was hoping to induce a c/r from a 1 card straight, and I figured a nut straight would def shove if he has AK in his range (probably not that often) I realize a good player will just flat river, but I didn't give credit for that, and I was, as above, playing something like 55/45 on that particular table (over maybe 20 hands). Should I have 2/3, potted river, or maybe slight over bet thinking a K never folds... would a K fold to an overbet, and if so, does that not make overbetting w/ a K to bluff out chops profitable? Thoughts?
01-01-2010 , 07:10 AM
I spent the last 10 to 15 minutes reading through the first one ...... was fun ... I think anyway.
01-01-2010 , 07:11 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by enprinte
2nd - Happy new year guys, looking forward to the events you guys hold.

Butchered hand I played vs Sam - Didn't mean to raise the flop so much.

Poker Stars $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 450381
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

Hero (BB): $5.00
fishclick (UTG): $6.05
SaM StarK (MP): $6.78
LilNicky412 (CO): $4.72
chrisy rich (BTN): $2.08
saver123 (SB): $9.85

Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is BB with J T
1 fold, SaM StarK raises to $0.20, 3 folds, Hero calls $0.15

Flop: ($0.42) 7 J 5 (2 players)
Hero checks, SaM StarK bets $0.38, Hero raises to $2, SaM StarK raises to $6.58 all in, Hero calls $2.80 all in

Turn: ($10.02) T (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($10.02) J (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $10.02
Hero shows J T (a full house, Jacks full of Tens)
SaM StarK shows A A (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
Hero wins $9.52
(Rake: $0.50)
I recognized your name and thought you were bumhunting me trying to take advantage of the fact that I was 10-tabling and was a little drunk

Then I realized you had a legit hand so whatever. I kinda figured you were on a drawy hand after that raise and just took the gamble
01-01-2010 , 07:12 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RoSeeker




[x] Had a terrible start to the new year
[x] Thought my life was coming to an end and cannot beat poker any more
[x] Fought on regardless
[ ] Nitted up playing full ring

Happy New Year, guys. 2010 is going to be a new year for me. I am going to channel all the motivation from my past attempts to stop being an idiot and just play well, play often, and play rationally. With luck, I will stop tilting and post some more videos and such.

Good luck to everyone on doing the same. As for running good or bad? Who cares. That's not in our control. Some will run good, some will run bad. In the end running good would be great, but I don't want to think about it any more, there is no help in hoping to run good, but there is in hoping for better concentration and resolve.

So in short, good luck, and have a great new year. Fight on.

Despite the LC/NC nature of this thread, I need some strategy comments:

Spoiler:
Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

MP1: $110.60
MP2: $19.25
CO: $56.85
BTN: $50.00
SB: $29.50
BB: $10.00
UTG: $27.00
Hero (UTG+1): $56.60

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is UTG+1 with J J
1 fold, Hero raises to $2, 2 folds, CO calls $2, BTN calls $2, 2 folds

Flop: ($6.75) J T Q (3 players)
Hero bets $5, CO calls $5, BTN folds

Turn: ($16.75) 9 (2 players)
Hero checks, CO checks

River: ($16.75) T (2 players)
Hero bets $8, CO calls $8


Thoughts on bet sizing? When I got flatted I felt awful for losing value, obv. I was hoping to induce a c/r from a 1 card straight, and I figured a nut straight would def shove if he has AK in his range (probably not that often) I realize a good player will just flat river, but I didn't give credit for that, and I was, as above, playing something like 55/45 on that particular table (over maybe 20 hands). Should I have 2/3, potted river, or maybe slight over bet thinking a K never folds... would a K fold to an overbet, and if so, does that not make overbetting w/ a K to bluff out chops profitable? Thoughts?


I could deal with the turn ...... river bet is considerably too small.
01-01-2010 , 07:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RoSeeker
[IMG]
Despite the LC/NC nature of this thread, I need some strategy comments:

Spoiler:
Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

MP1: $110.60
MP2: $19.25
CO: $56.85
BTN: $50.00
SB: $29.50
BB: $10.00
UTG: $27.00
Hero (UTG+1): $56.60

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is UTG+1 with J J
1 fold, Hero raises to $2, 2 folds, CO calls $2, BTN calls $2, 2 folds

Flop: ($6.75) J T Q (3 players)
Hero bets $5, CO calls $5, BTN folds

Turn: ($16.75) 9 (2 players)
Hero checks, CO checks

River: ($16.75) T (2 players)
Hero bets $8, CO calls $8


Thoughts on bet sizing? When I got flatted I felt awful for losing value, obv. I was hoping to induce a c/r from a 1 card straight, and I figured a nut straight would def shove if he has AK in his range (probably not that often) I realize a good player will just flat river, but I didn't give credit for that, and I was, as above, playing something like 55/45 on that particular table (over maybe 20 hands). Should I have 2/3, potted river, or maybe slight over bet thinking a K never folds... would a K fold to an overbet, and if so, does that not make overbetting w/ a K to bluff out chops profitable? Thoughts?
I think I am making it 18$~20$ on the river. A good player will never raise you on this river with a straight because he knows that he can only get called by better hands or possibly chop. a PSB sightly overbet looks like you are trying to buy the pot taking advantage there's 4 to a straight or avoid a chop. Most villains won't fold a K, AK, QT,JT,T9 in this spot and will probably pay you off.

Two thing that I'm never doing in this situation are checking and betting small to induce. I just pot it or even overbet and look for real fat value.
01-01-2010 , 07:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by davidv1213
i have extreme dry mouth


hny
Same
01-01-2010 , 08:01 AM
no bewbs itt yet

allow me.



Spoiler:
it's my fave one from the last thread
01-01-2010 , 08:16 AM
Took long enough for the boobs to get here.

Jesus Christ my feet hurt. The strip was a zoo. I drank a margarita that was bigger than me, almost. And I rode in a limo on accident. Trip report, no pics, so I'll gtfo and go to bed.

Guh.

Last edited by whydowe_fall; 01-01-2010 at 08:17 AM. Reason: spelling is for completely sober people...

      
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