those tits are fooking fabolous

? wat do u mean by arsed?

lol, its an English thing, it means can't be bothered

hehe i think ive played like 5 husngs in the last 2-3 weeks.. work has been ..a lot of work.

and most of them were me being drunk and ****ing around at 2s..


i need to be moving up to 50s right now..but im a bit of a chicken **** imo.

boythinks.

take the shot, you know you wana

oh man i so want to... but i think im gonna not gonna do it for a while since im not really focused..if i dont play well when i move up i tend to get very annoyed at my self. (+work has been kickin my ass lately)


i gotta go buy some ****ing clothes for court on Thursday!! suits are expensive.

Explained in the thread.

I dont really use AF anyway, I'll check out AF/AFq by street sometimes, via popup

lol misclickaments

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $2(BB) Party
SB ($412)
BB ($227)
Hero ($200)
CO ($196)
BTN ($459)

Dealt to Hero K A

Hero raises to $7, CO calls $7, fold, fold, fold

FLOP ($17) 5 2 4

Hero bets $94, CO raises to $189 (AI), Hero calls $95.78

TURN ($396) 5 2 4 2

RIVER ($396) 5 2 4 2 3

Hero shows K A
(Pre 64%, Flop 40.0%, Turn 61.4%)

CO shows 7 3
(Pre 36%, Flop 60.0%, Turn 38.6%)

Hero wins $394

who is she and where can i find her?

I thought she was a Mexican talk show host, but I couldn't find her. During my searching, I did find this chick however. Not a bad consolation prize for my efforts.


And for you artistic minded folks:

I'm gonna stop before I get mistook for a BBVer

whoever she is, i want one.

no need to apologise for posting girl pics itt

Meh, University life is so time consuming.

fyp

t'was only an hour or so ago i was wondering where you were........

not in a ghey way, just to clarify

Hey guys, if anyone feels compelled to do any community service, feel free to expand on this thread I started. I'm trying to archive all the useful links we point the new guys toward every single day, several times per day.

I know Ice_W0lf lives to guide the noobs on their poker journey, so this thread is totally up your alley. Go nurture!

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/32...thread-607367/

I hate poker. I come back to play some 50NL and dropped like a billion buyins. People hitting sets on me in 3bet pots or bloated multiway pots left and right, and then I 3bet AQ for like 80% of someone's stack, and they flat call with KQ, obv Kxx flop.

Seriously, I need another self ban. I hate girls also, and I hate this creative writing bs. I still haven't finished my assignment. Gah.

I should become a live pro.

Sara Varone

24 tabling NL25 for 7 days a week 10 hours a day > playing 1/2 or 2/4 Live and sitting next to the ugly smelly beasts that call themseves human beings.

Meh, I can't do it. I played a few sessions last week, I won 3-4 BIs each time and went WELL THAT'S NICE, I CBF TO HAVE A LOSING DAY AFTER SUCH A GREAT START SO I WILL STOP. Once I got lucky and won 3 BIs as I was closing down tables (it takes a couple of minutes) so I was up 6-8 BIs that time, but really I just have no motivation to grind.

I was playing 24 tables without HUD for a bit too. That's just how stupid poker is sometimes.

I still won money, too.

I want to play HU.

Awesome. Italian, not Mexican. And soooooo worth a google search with filter turned off. Thanks for the lead

u and me both, now if Bitchibee would just coach me .....

So the month is half over and I still haven't played a single hand of cash game poker,indeed my poker for this month consists of 1 $2HUSNG that I played whilst I was watching the England game on TV the other day.

I have just lost the desire to play for some reason.I look forward to playing when I know I will have the time to do it but when the time actually arrives I just can't be bothered.It seems a bit strange to me to act like this given that I am still spending time reading stuff and watching videos.

Ditto!!! Except I've played a couple thousand hands of cash games. But my volume is still waaaay down. The few thousand hands I've played have felt like sitting in the dentist office though. Not fun. Yet, I've been studying my ass off and keeping 2+2 open 10 hours a day lol.

My volume was suffering a bit toward the end of last month, so I moved up to 50NL, got beat up on a little bit (far from a massacre, but disappointing). But I'm pretty sure it shook my confidence. I keep finding the more I learn about the game, the more I notice what I don't know or do know, but still don't do well. So, the less I want to play, but the more I want to study.

Maybe you're in a similar funk? I don't feel less confident per say. But by process of elimination, I figure that's gotta be it.

I spent August adjusting my game and probably had it in the best shape it has been in since I started playing, but then I put in low volume in September and none this month.

I might have to ban myself from 2+2 for a day the next time I have some time off, so that I will start playing again rather than just spending hours here just to get myself back into the habit of playing.

nothing wrong with a little man love imo

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