Timing tells .

......I can read it.

/thread.

U can tell when she's bluffin with her muffin?

i'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning

Just booked 3 nights in Vegas for the opening week of WSOP - 2 nights at the V, 1 night at the Mirage.

Anybody else going to be there?

Meh I wish. I'm 19 now and will be 19 then and have 2 years until i can feed on the fish of the wsop.

Hopefully there's still fish there in 2 years.

I might be there for the special 1k stimulus event.. depending on how the next month and a half goes. ftp is running a big $30 satty to it, so if I can win my seat... or keep running as hot as I have this past week.. I'll be there... not sure if that's when you'll be there though.

took me a long time to figure out what the **** you were talking about.

I will be there, with wife, May 26-29. I plan to play lots of live poker, wife plans to spend lots of time laying by the pool.

i think david may be going, not sure though. If i could afford it id be there lol

edit: pics of said wife lol

Nice work bacon. Show her your sizzling delicious treats. idk why I am saying that, but any future tr/pics are cool.


I am in vegas 14th - 28th of June, staying in Flamingo. Prob playing event 34 (1500 nlhe)/event 36(2k nlhe)/event 39 (1500 nlhe), maybe just 2 of them we'll see how it goes. I'm hoping to make back a significant amount of the holiday cost from playing cash.


on the ball, I like it.

Poker Stars $0.25+$0.00 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t10/t20 Blinds - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG+1: t1720 M = 57.33
UTG+2: t1470 M = 49
MP1: t1370 M = 45.67
MP2: t1960 M = 65.33
CO: t1440 M = 48
Hero (BTN): t2090 M = 69.67
SB: t550 M = 18.33
BB: t1480 M = 49.33
UTG: t1420 M = 47.33

Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is BTN with 8 8
UTG calls t20, UTG+1 calls t20, UTG+2 raises to t120, 3 folds, Hero calls t120, SB calls t110, 1 fold, UTG calls t100, 1 fold

Flop: (t520) 2 8 T (4 players)
SB bets t100, UTG calls t100, UTG+2 raises to t400, Hero raises to t1970 all in, SB calls t330 all in, UTG calls t1200 all in, UTG+2 calls t950 all in

Turn: (t4950) 3 (4 players - 4 are all in)

River: (t4950) 7 (4 players - 4 are all in)

Final Pot: t4950
UTG+2 shows Q A (high card Ace)
Hero shows 8 8 (three of a kind, Eights)
SB shows 9 A (high card Ace)
UTG shows J 9 (a straight, Seven to Jack)
Hero wins t100
UTG wins t2610
UTG wins t2240

lol donkaments

~71% equity against 3 all ins. Can't get it in that much better than that against 3 people

Poker Stars $0.25+$0.00 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 8 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG+1: t1525 M = 33.89
Hero (MP1): t1625 M = 36.11
MP2: t4550 M = 101.11
CO: t1490 M = 33.11
BTN: t950 M = 21.11
SB: t710 M = 15.78
BB: t1300 M = 28.89
UTG: t1080 M = 24

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is MP1 with J J
1 fold, UTG+1 calls t30, 2 folds, CO calls t30, 1 fold, SB calls t15, BB checks

Flop: (t120) A J 9 (4 players)
SB bets t30, BB folds, UTG+1 calls t30, CO raises to t120, SB calls t90, UTG+1 calls t90

Turn: (t480) Q (3 players)
SB checks, UTG+1 checks, CO bets t150, SB calls t150, UTG+1 folds

River: (t780) 2 (2 players)
SB checks, CO checks

Final Pot: t780
CO shows A 8 (a pair of Aces)
SB shows T T (a pair of Tens)
CO wins t780

hooray for bathrooom breaks, lol

I am just not getting in the hands that I need to play. Last night after a day where I hit the gym hard for 2 hours in the morning, and then worked for 8 hours plus commuted 1.5 hours cuz of traffic, I was so tired I was slurring. Hate missing weekend play, too.

Well this just pretty much sums up my life at the minute. It looks like things are starting to look up, then all of a sudden everything gets f**ked up and i'm back to square one again. Wouldn't be so bad if it was just poker it happened in.

chachava can you post a graph of all your hands at 2nl..also with w@SD and nonSD lines

The graph was more symbolic than anything, i'm aware i suck at cash games. It's just ironic that it mirrors the way my lifes been going the last few years. Will post the graph for you anyway though

These are my graphs from both this year, and the end of last year for NL2 6Max, Got no idea really what changed as far as my play went. And as i've said, i'm aware i suck at cash games, lol.

2009 NL2 Showdown/Non Showdown winnings


2009 NL2 EV (For the most part i was running alright, and even at the end was only a few BI's below EV. So for the most part i think my losses are simply bad play on my part)


2008 NL2 Showdown/Non Showdown winnings


2008 NL2 EV (As you can see i basically just ran really good for the majority of it lol)



Obviously it's still a really small sample size. I think i just stuggle to cope with spending a 2-3 hour session winning a BI or 2. Only to come back after a few hours break to lose it all in about 30 hands. Ah well, s**t happens.

Edit: heres the positional stats for 2008/2009 aswell

Sorry Ro for interfering with your action via the jakewilcox propbet, but come on you can't hustle someone on begginners like that.

Just looked at that thread, that guy is clearly not a complete beginner, and tbh seems like a bit of a douche to me. tableratings has him beating nl100 at 3BB/100... i sense some ego coming into play.

Well, i decided for a bit of a change i'm going to get a little drunk and play some five card draw and some limit....if i donk off too much i'll just have to re-deposit what i lost and treat it kind of as a night out lol

My aces has never got much action recently, got it 2hands in a row this one being the second one.


Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG: $23.86
CO: $25.50
BTN: $22.90
SB: $22.65
Hero (BB): $28.54

Pre Flop: ($0.25) Hero is BB with A A
Hero raises to $1, 2 folds, BTN raises to $22.90 all in, 1 fold, Hero calls $21.90

Flop: ($46.05) 2 7 8

Turn: ($46.05) 8

River: ($46.05) J





As usual hand convertor messed up. SB was BB on his own and i was UTG

That sucks, at least your getting it in good i guess although it's not much concellation i guess. I really need to stop bitching about my bad fortune poker wise. Cause if i'm perfectly honest i'm not running at all badly.

Yea if everyone shipped PF on me every time i had AA id love it lol funniest thing was my little bro who likes to sweat sometimes [to avoid doing his CW lol] was there. And i was like, look at this tard lol, wrong time to ship fish.

My little bro is crazy when it comes to beats and wanted me to start a chat war lol i was having none of it lol

Going through such a ghey break even spell atm.

Edit: good news, my neighbour just text to say he was coming to lift me to go for a few pints lol thatl take away the bad beat blues lol

well, like they say....alcohol is the best medicine.

Having said that it's not helping me in the 5 card draw at the minute lol. Down about $1.50 atm lol. May switch to 2-7TD if theres a table open