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03-03-2011 , 11:28 AM
It's a 'fish-out-of-water' theme rather than purely foreign national. Makes up a huge part of comedy.

Loads of movies have that theme too - Trading places, California Man, Coming to America etc
03-03-2011 , 11:32 AM
I get what you are saying... I was just being nitty
03-03-2011 , 12:53 PM
Can someone call my work and say you're a doctor and that I can't go in today?
03-03-2011 , 01:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TBobLP
Can someone call my work and say you're a doctor and that I can't go in today?
I'll do it if I can say that you died but 'robo-TBobLP will be in a soon as we have him up and running'.
03-03-2011 , 01:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TBobLP
Can someone call my work and say you're a doctor and that I can't go in today?
OMGclaydol's your man ;)
03-03-2011 , 05:09 PM
How long has this new hand history replayer thingy been here ...

    Poker Stars, $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 8 Players
    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #8054822

    BB: $7.75 (155 bb)
    UTG+2: $9.72 (194.4 bb)
    MP1: $8.34 (166.8 bb)
    Hero (MP2): $6.22 (124.4 bb)
    MP3: $4.86 (97.2 bb)
    CO: $5.12 (102.4 bb)
    BTN: $4.61 (92.2 bb)
    SB: $5 (100 bb)

    Preflop: Hero is MP2 with A A
    2 folds, Hero raises to $0.15, MP3 calls $0.15, 3 folds, BB calls $0.10

    Flop: ($0.47) 8 6 T (3 players)
    BB checks, Hero bets $0.40, MP3 folds, BB calls $0.40

    Turn: ($1.27) J (2 players)
    BB checks, Hero bets $0.80, BB calls $0.80

    River: ($2.87) 6 (2 players)
    BB bets $2, Hero calls $2




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    03-03-2011 , 06:21 PM
    ^^^ yeah, won't be converting badugi hands from now on it seems ....
    03-03-2011 , 06:26 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by AlienSpaceBat
    ^^^ yeah, won't be converting badugi hands from now on it seems ....


    Poker Stars $0.50/$1.00 Limit Badugi - 6 players
    The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos

    Pre Draw: (1.5 SB) Hero is CO with A K 5 4
    UTG calls, MP raises, Hero calls, BTN folds, SB calls, BB 3-bets, UTG calls, MP caps!, Hero calls, SB calls, BB calls, UTG calls

    First Draw: (20 SB) (5 players)
    SB draws 2, BB draws 2, UTG draws 2, MP stands pat, Hero draws 1
    Hand: A K 5 4
    SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks, MP bets, Hero calls, SB folds, BB calls, UTG calls

    Second Draw: (12 BB) (4 players)
    BB draws 2, UTG draws 1, MP stands pat, Hero draws 1
    Hand: A 5 4 3
    BB checks, UTG checks, MP bets, Hero raises, BB calls, UTG calls, MP calls

    Third Draw: (20 BB) (4 players)
    BB draws 1, UTG draws 1, MP stands pat, Hero stands pat
    Hand: A 5 4 3
    BB checks, UTG checks, MP checks, Hero bets, BB folds, UTG folds, MP calls

    Final Pot: 22 BB
    Hero shows A 5 4 3 (Badugi: 5,4,3,A)
    Hero wins 21.5 BB
    (Rake: $0.50)

    Last edited by bumblebee99; 03-03-2011 at 06:27 PM. Reason: Villain had Q :D
    03-03-2011 , 06:45 PM
    ^^ no idea how villain can ever think his hand is good on the turn, or how it can ever possibly hold up 5 way in any case ...

    [ ] games are dead
    03-04-2011 , 12:56 AM
    Max value wit' the quads imo kickin names and takin ass at .02nl since my tune up from you guys on my stats evaluation .


    Poker Stars $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players
    The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos

    Hero (SB): $3.81
    BB: $2.42
    UTG: $4.23
    UTG+1: $2.07
    MP: $2.39
    CO: $2.16
    BTN: $1.53

    Pre Flop: ($0.03) Hero is SB with T T
    UTG raises to $0.08, 1 fold, MP calls $0.08, 1 fold, BTN calls $0.08, Hero raises to $0.28, 1 fold, UTG calls $0.20, MP calls $0.20, BTN calls $0.20

    Flop: ($1.14) T 7 T (4 players)
    Hero bets $0.26, UTG raises to $1.42, MP folds, BTN calls $1.25 all in, Hero raises to $2.74, UTG raises to $3.95 all in, Hero calls $0.79 all in

    Turn: ($9.45) A (3 players - 3 are all in)

    River: ($9.45) 8 (3 players - 3 are all in)

    Final Pot: $9.45
    Hero shows T T (four of a kind, Tens)
    BTN mucks 7 6
    UTG mucks 9 9
    Hero wins $4.33
    Hero wins $4.65
    (Rake: $0.47)

    Last edited by Leroy_Jenkins45; 03-04-2011 at 12:59 AM. Reason: results ;)
    03-04-2011 , 06:32 AM
    I'm not sure if that 26c bet on the flop is awful or genius NH.

    [x] day off work
    [ ] putting it to good use
    03-04-2011 , 06:44 AM
    at the risk of strategy, that preflop raise better be for the purposes of building the pot cos your pattern matter detected quads pre.

    Spoiler:
    no one is folding 20c more after putting in 8c and when AKQJ comes on the flop and your OOP multiway its uh oh time. which means raise more or dont raise imo


    however, quads are great. nh
    03-04-2011 , 09:15 AM
    ^^^Flop cant come AKQJ DUCY?
    Spoiler:
    Maybe the turn is a J

    Last edited by wafflehouse1; 03-04-2011 at 09:15 AM. Reason: Please dont ban me for looking you up oh kind mod ;)
    03-04-2011 , 09:40 AM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by inthepub5
    im baaaack!!! best trip of my life.

    have i missed anything?
    any cool pics u made maybe ? oh and u just missed the ****ing cat betting intro trups repeatedly and still wondering why he didnt final table so nothing major at all i'd say..

    Last edited by spliffstar; 03-04-2011 at 09:49 AM. Reason: what is this 4card-flop game BQ mods are playing ? looks interesting.. oh n/m sheep just made it clear :-)
    03-04-2011 , 09:40 AM
    He means if any of those cards hit the flop.
    03-04-2011 , 09:46 AM
    Flops, schmops.
    03-04-2011 , 09:47 AM
    i have to try out that new HH thingy, looks pretty nice imo


    btw, first hand of a rematch vs a tilting spanish über fish who spewed his stack away after 5 hands in the game before with middle pair no kicker :-)


      Poker Stars, $20 Buy-in (10/20 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 2 Players
      Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #8061462

      Hero (SB): 1,500 (75 bb)
      BB: 1,500 (75 bb)

      Preflop: Hero is SB with T J
      Hero raises to 60, BB calls 40

      Flop: (120) 5 2 J (2 players)
      BB checks, Hero bets 60, BB calls 60

      Turn: (240) 2 (2 players)
      BB checks, Hero bets 120, BB calls 120

      River: (480) 2 (2 players)
      BB bets 1,260 and is all-in, Hero calls 1,260 and is all-in

      Spoiler:
      Results: 3,000 pot
      Final Board: 5 2 J 2 2
      Hero showed T J and lost (-1,500 net)
      BB showed 2 8 and won 3,000 (1,500 net)



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      03-04-2011 , 01:49 PM
      Quote:
      Originally Posted by bumblebee99
      [x] day off work
      [x] putting it to good use by finishing uncharted 2
      fmp.
      03-04-2011 , 04:05 PM
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      03-04-2011 , 04:20 PM
      Quote:
      Originally Posted by bumblebee99
      I'm not sure if that 26c bet on the flop is awful or genius NH.


      Quote:
      Originally Posted by OziBattler
      at the risk of strategy, that preflop raise better be for the purposes of building the pot cos your pattern matter detected quads pre.

      Spoiler:
      no one is folding 20c more after putting in 8c and when AKQJ comes on the flop and your OOP multiway its uh oh time. which means raise more or dont raise imo


      however, quads are great. nh
      I knew utg was gonna spaz out at it even if he had 6 high . he was literally raising every hand , so I wanted to iso him .
      03-04-2011 , 04:24 PM
      uncharted series is bad ass , I love those games . They were supposed to come out with 3 last fall , but they didnt . idk why . hope it still comes out tho .
      03-04-2011 , 04:37 PM
      I was so excited when I saw 3 was due out on 11/01/11. Then I cursed every American for their dumb date format.
      03-04-2011 , 04:41 PM
      Oh , so it comes out fall of THIS year ? i thought it was supposed to be last fall . lol . How do you guys write dates ? With the julien system
      03-04-2011 , 04:42 PM
      The proper way

            
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