tbob with the thread title
mexiken with the nom

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where we left off.......

- Sexytime code words
- teh bee got owned at chess
- tbob got owned by queens

First

$2 Chess game anyone?

sure

gg TBob ... variance is a bitch ... even though you didn't cash, I still got good rooting value. Would min-stake again

I'm game, hit me up whenever.

Anyone gonna be up in 2 hours? Ill play almost any game of poker, chess, sudoku keep it under $15 a game/buyin

I'll play you right now in chess

I'm up for $2 chess game after my session (~10-15mins)

sure, just PM me

Ill post when I'm home...can't leave this rail my boy is in wsopc main with 29 left so I'm sticking it out for the next hour

PM me whenever you see me on, Enprinte.

I play on FICS.

somebody help me set this upppp tboblp on skype

lucky #13

There are way too many Chess sharks itt for me to even consider playing. Plus, I suck at chess.

I love the title, sounds like a good night out in Brighton (my home town).

UL TBob, wish I had the spare cash to buy a piece of your next one!

Right, I've always had a cheeky look at this thread for couple of months and tried to work out wht is going on. I am still none the wiser.

Someone please explain?

P.S- I like the titles!

Basically, this thread is where the regs get together, and talk ****.

We also post boobs* on occasion.

The titles are comments from the previous month's topic, chosen froms "noms" made by the regs.


*to comply with forum rules, the boobs have to remain covered. This rule is regualrly tested.

OMG i was just talking to my new gf and poker came up... fml...

People seriously cant see the difference between us and...

A) Losing (addicted) players
B) Roulette players
C) General degenerates...

Its worse because her uncle lost his house and **** gambling too, so its not like even worth explaining anything
Lucky i have the best gf in the world anyway and i can just tell her to trust me and she does

I seriously spend less time playing poker than all my mates do playing (insert random cpu game here)... sigh...

in b4 did u try hitting her and we are degens and all we do is hookers and blow etc etc.

makes me wanna dig up the old reasons why i dont tell people i play poker thread...

EDIT: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54...lay-poker-308/

oh yeah, there it is.

My gf is just not interested.

Everytime I bring it up she just goes, yeah w/e just come back to me when you win a few 100k like that Harry Potter chap.

That harry potter chap has some sick triple range cloaking going on.

I rarely tell people I play. People who dont play never understand the the next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.

I know

Charity POKER tourney at work, they do it every 2 or 3 months. Last one was just before Xmas, so it wasn't held at work, so people were drinking (I was anyway lol) and chit chatting more than usual.

Because I'm a know-it-all, I start getting asked - "So do you actually play poker, like not at this charity thing, like other places and stuff ?" etc etc

So I say, yeah, I play online. So someone pipes up -"yeah I do, I have like 100K chips on facebook poker" .... So I say, "no no no, I play for actual money".

"Well where is the actual money then, you can't see the people you're playing"

"My money is on poker sites on the internet. I have it there, like it's in a bank account, and that's the money that I use to play with. The people I play against do the same"

- I'm getting strange looks now.

"How much money have you got there ?"

So I tell them. Period of silence.

"Why don't you just put it in your bank, you might lose it all".

"That's not how I look at it"

"Aren't you scared you're going to lose all your money ?", "Are you addicted to gambling then ?", "Do you count cards or something ?", "My uncle had this system for roulette", "So if I were to give you £100 you could double it for me ? Can you show me how to double my money ?" etc etc

HTG. FFS. You know when you wish you'd never opened your mouth ? I'm pretty sure they reckon I'm some kind of casino / horse racing degenerate now. Whatever I said, I could just see that it didn't compute by the puzzled look that they had that didn't go away ...

You can bet everytime the subject of gambling comes up at work some mug will pipe up about how their uncle/brother-in-law has a 'system' for this or that.

I lolz every time.

Just yapping about stuff like drink, womens, dead pets and sometimes poker.

The titles come from a 'nom' system. You pick a sentence from what someone has said in one of their posts that you like and you 'nom' it (as in nominate) for next months LC (low content) beginnes Q's yapping thread.

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