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07-03-2011 , 06:12 PM

#176

A.Ertbjerg

Heisenbjerg

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 10,770

America is a weird a place.

Let's make 50 state with different laws and then not enforce them for residents of the 49 other states

07-03-2011 , 06:13 PM

#177

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,268

You will still be pulled over in states for non moving violations. They will most generally just give you a warning or let you off if you are out of state.

07-03-2011 , 06:40 PM

#178

Ice_W0lf

Tremendous

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 13,530

Quote:

Originally Posted by A.Ertbjerg

So state traffic laws don't apply for out-of-state motorists?

I mean I have no idea about California, Nevada or Florida laws but it would seem odd that they don't apply just because your license plate says your not from that neighbourhood.

I'm fully aware that you can talk yourself out of tickets I just figured "I'm a stupid Dane" went over a lot easier than "I'm a stupid Floridian".

Why wouldn't they enforce license plate laws if they are there? I would think it is a pretty solid case that if the state requires two license plates and you only have one on your car you get a ticket if pulled over.

Because the way the laws are on the books. They don't say "All drivers in New York must have two plates on their car.".. it is more along the lines of "All cars registered with the state of New York must have two license plates on their cars." This allows people from out of state to only have one plate.

07-03-2011 , 07:03 PM

#179

mikes007

Shanooballa 2011

Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 1,859

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice_W0lf

Because the way the laws are on the books. They don't say "All drivers in New York must have two plates on their car.".. it is more along the lines of "All cars registered with the state of New York must have two license plates on their cars." This allows people from out of state to only have one plate.

+1

If states did try to write up tickets for out-of-state drivers for offenses which are not offenses in their home state, it would turn into a jurisdictional clusterf*ck. Due to the "full faith and credit" clause of the US constitution, each state is bound to give a certain amount of respect to the decisions made by other states, so I should think that if a vehicle passes whatever requirements are necessary in the driver's home state for registration, the other states will respect that it is a legally registered vehicle in that state, and not require that the vehicle should additionally pass whatever requirements are necessary for every other state.

07-03-2011 , 09:01 PM

#180

Ice_W0lf

Tremendous

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 13,530

Plus... good luck trying to get all 50 states to come to an agreement on what traffic laws should be. If you were able to do it at all... the amount of time, money, and the attention that would be taken from other things, that it would take to come to an agreement just wouldn't make it worth the hassle.

07-03-2011 , 09:04 PM

#181

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,256

I think the big designation is in regards to moving violations versus non moving violations when you get pulled for a traffic stop. You will be responsible for moving violations but most non moving violations will be put aside for non residents.

07-03-2011 , 09:23 PM

#182

andyhop

veteran

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 3,253

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustinJude

WTF? Spain to Engerland?

Australia is just a ****ing big country.

It would have been another 200km but we stopped off at my sister in laws on the way back for the night.

Where I live people make a 600km round trip to buy a TV or a bed ,so 700-1000km for a holiday isn't anything special.

07-03-2011 , 11:56 PM

#183

Bona

MOFA

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 10,106

For TBob's ears only

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdSU-...eature=related

07-04-2011 , 12:06 AM

#184

enprinte

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 4,095

Quote:

Originally Posted by andyhop

Australia is just a ****ing big country.

It would have been another 200km but we stopped off at my sister in laws on the way back for the night.

Where I live people make a 600km round trip to buy a TV or a bed ,so 700-1000km for a holiday isn't anything special.

If I remember correctly, you live in QLD as well?

07-04-2011 , 12:30 AM

#185

Leroy_Jenkins45

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 3,521

Finally got the pita racoon . Tarped imo

07-04-2011 , 04:25 AM

#186

JustinJude

veteran

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 3,436

Quote:

Problem Gambling

During an IRS audit, the auditor looked at the tax payer and exclaimed...

... "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable."

"I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it," says Ralph. "How about a demonstration?"

The auditor thinks for a moment and said, "Okay. Go ahead."
Ralph says, "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye."

The auditor thinks a moment and says, "No way! It's a bet."

Ralph removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops.

Ralph says, "Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye."

The auditor can tell Ralph isn't blind, so he takes the bet.

Ralph removes his dentures and bites his good eye. The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Ralph's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.

"Want to go double or nothing?" Ralph asks. "I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between."

The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this guy can manage that stunt, so he agrees again.

Ralph stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, and urinates all over the desk.
The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win.

But Ralph's attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.

"Are you okay?" the auditor asks.

"Not really," says the attorney. "This morning, when Ralph told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty thousand dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it."

.

07-04-2011 , 05:02 AM

#187

Leroy_Jenkins45

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 3,521

rofl , thats awesome imo .

I had some asswipe reg that I was pwning his soul . Well he kept telling fish to fold vs my bets and stuff on rpm . Anything I can do about it ? Afaik , there is no chat mods there

07-04-2011 , 08:04 AM

#188

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,268

^You could probably report him with the table name and some Hand #'s during which times this occured. At best they might give him a warning and chat ban unless of course he happened to be associated with any of the fish. In that case I would suspect a perma ban.

07-04-2011 , 09:29 AM

#189

slayerv1fan

Go to my Twitch Channel

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 18,905

already home, rejected at US-Canadian border

07-04-2011 , 09:51 AM

#190

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,256

Last night was ridic is say the highlight was two girls showering together after a bunch of us went late night booze swimming. Pretty sure I planked the railing of the 2nd floor before jumping into the pool and then the tv which fell over but didn't break

07-04-2011 , 09:51 AM

#191

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,256

Wat

07-04-2011 , 10:03 AM

#192

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,268

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdawg91

already home, rejected at US-Canadian border

What in the hell for, I thought you had a visa or something?

07-04-2011 , 10:08 AM

#193

Bona

MOFA

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 10,106

HAPPY BIRTHDAY.....US of A

Long may she wave

07-04-2011 , 10:14 AM

#194

slayerv1fan

Go to my Twitch Channel

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 18,905

cliffnotes version from the skype convos with 2 different friends as im so ****in tired im not retyping this again

[8:34:30 AM] Joshua Hoesel (jdawg91): i pull up, and theres not a single ****in car going through, its 2am and dead..this is mistake #1, they're searching everyone that comes through as theres nobody there.
[8:34:40 AM] Joshua Hoesel (jdawg91): so the first guy questions me, they end up detaining me as im 20, have a 52" tv on my backseat along with laptop/360/ps3 in plain site and wanna stay for 3 months+
[8:34:49 AM] Joshua Hoesel (jdawg91): they question me further, after seeing what i had in my car they asked me if i was a poker player, and i said no
[8:35:04 AM] Joshua Hoesel (jdawg91): then searched my bags and found 8 ftp KO pro shirts
[8:35:38 AM] Joshua Hoesel (jdawg91): and guys like "why'd you lie to me?" and im like "wait wat?" (obv cant actually say i am a poker player now because its a felony to lie to a customs agent at a border crossing)
[8:35:49 AM] Joshua Hoesel (jdawg91): i wont give in, he just goes "fine, you're out of here, i dont deal with liars"
[8:36:09 AM] Joshua Hoesel (jdawg91): and i had to sign a paper withdrawing my request to cross, then got shipped back to the US side; guy said im on a list in the canadian system as someone whose been rejected, not sure how long i have to wait to re-enter

[9:01:24 AM] Joshua Hoesel (jdawg91): i just shut my mouth tho and never said i lied so in case they arrested me they had no case
[9:01:45 AM] Joshua Hoesel (jdawg91): circumstantial evidence like me having poker tshirts doesnt equate to me being a poker player going to canada to play soley poker
[9:01:55 AM] Joshua Hoesel (jdawg91): so the argument of me lying to the agent wouldnt have held in any ****in court

07-04-2011 , 10:24 AM

#195

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,268

That sucks, so whats next, lolgrinding merge?

07-04-2011 , 10:31 AM

#196

Masq

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 15,008

You had to take the FTP clothes with? Go shopping, it just cost you a trip over the border.

07-04-2011 , 10:36 AM

#197

slayerv1fan

Go to my Twitch Channel

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 18,905

Quote:

Originally Posted by wafflehouse1

That sucks, so whats next, lolgrinding merge?

prolly

Quote:

Originally Posted by Masq

You had to take the FTP clothes with? Go shopping, it just cost you a trip over the border.

seems that wya, ****in howard

07-04-2011 , 11:14 AM

#198

IamPro

one time Plz???

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 17,652

Damn that sucks Josh, should have just been straight up with the guy

07-04-2011 , 11:19 AM

#199

slayerv1fan

Go to my Twitch Channel

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 18,905

yea life lessons itt

07-04-2011 , 11:42 AM

#200

IamPro

one time Plz???

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 17,652

atleast u get to spend Independence Day in America

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