I want to throw some Rousseau around in this b*tch...(LC/NC nsfw) - Page 2 - Beginning Poker Questions

Poker Stars $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
What are people doing here? I called as if I whiff the flop then we are back to even. Not sure if I should 5 bet/shove though - bear in mind Bona and I have a tonne of history with each other.

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BonafideFish (BTN/SB): $140.00
Bumblebee (BB): $260.00

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Bumblebee is BB with Q

BonafideFish raises to $5, Bumblebee raises to $15, BonafideFish raises to $50, Hero......?

Spoiler:

07-01-2011 , 06:16 PM

#28

AlienSpaceBat

table tilting animal

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 9,703

^^ yeah, as I was railing, I thought to myself that given the SPR on the flop, I wouldn't really be able to fold against much, so I think either a shove or a fold against Bona's 4bet would have been what I would most likely have done.

Obviously never folding on that flop.

07-01-2011 , 06:34 PM

#29

whydowe_fall

Fairy Tertsmother

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,554

I'm glad that this organization I sent my resume to asked me to 'login through Facebook to access our corporate website and learn more job details including hours, salary, and more information about our company', and the link provided takes me to 'facewook.com'.

Yeah, nice try, but thanks. I'm good.

07-01-2011 , 06:36 PM

#30

JustinJude

veteran

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 3,436

Quote:

Originally Posted by bumblebee99

Your right. If someone bets against me and loses they give me $10, if they win I give them $15.

I'll take that bet if you're still offering. No pressure.

Will we use P.S.?

Quote:

I wouldnae bother with the Avira thing tbh.

I wont then. Cheers.

07-01-2011 , 07:05 PM

#31

Bona

MOFA

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 10,106

Quote:

Originally Posted by bumblebee99

BonafideFish raises to $5, Bumblebee raises to $15, BonafideFish raises to $50, Hero......?

Spoiler:

you obviously should have open folded the turn fish. Then you missed another chance on the river.

07-01-2011 , 07:38 PM

#32

IamPro

one time Plz???

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 17,652

Call and shove most flops maybe?

07-01-2011 , 08:48 PM

#33

Ice_W0lf

Tremendous

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 13,530

5bet shove bb..... KQ is the online nuts, everyone knows that.

And quoting because I demanded poetry for the loser of the bb/bona fish fight

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bona

Fine wine on the line
FUBT on my lips
Fails Bona, Hail Bee

Limited Hold 'ems
Bee plays very well, and
his luck box is strong.

No limit hold 'em
Bee is total luckboxer
But also plays well

O/8 went awhile
And wasn't to be for me
Bee sweeps, OMG

Trappy poker Bee
favored by Lady V
he wins easily.

BumbleBee99,
connoisseur of fine wine, he
bested me again.

07-01-2011 , 08:51 PM

#34

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,256

im bored/sad...tell me a song to learn for acoustic guitar

07-01-2011 , 09:01 PM

#35

whydowe_fall

Fairy Tertsmother

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,554

Thread is fail. Strat before tits? Gtfo.

07-01-2011 , 09:05 PM

#36

obviously.bogus

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 4,905

Quote:

Originally Posted by TBobLP

im bored/sad...tell me a song to learn for acoustic guitar

Code:

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B|-------------|---------------|-------------|-------------
G|---0---3---5-|---0---3---6-5-|---0---3---5-|---3--0------
D|---0---3---5-|---0---3---6-5-|---0---3---5-|---3--0------
A|-------------|---------------|-------------|-------------
E|-------------|---------------|-------------|-------------

Last edited by obviously.bogus; 07-01-2011 at 09:07 PM. Reason: I have no idea what this means .... google ftw

07-01-2011 , 09:10 PM

#37

slayerv1fan

Go to my Twitch Channel

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 18,905

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice_W0lf

5bet shove bb..... KQ is the online nuts, everyone knows that.

this ainec

innnn for july tho!

07-01-2011 , 09:16 PM

#38

crazyfool1985

¯\_(°_o)_/¯

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 5,213

Quote:

Originally Posted by TBobLP

im bored/sad...tell me a song to learn for acoustic guitar

weird you say this because i was listening to - stranger things have happened, by the foos earlier and thought, i wonder could tbob play this

no im not gos, that or my hero, i expect a youtube video in the morning, my morning

also who do i owe money to for bee luckboxing against bona

07-01-2011 , 09:36 PM

#39

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,256

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazyfool1985

weird you say this because i was listening to - stranger things have happened, by the foos earlier and thought, i wonder could tbob play this

listening now...give me a few minutes

07-01-2011 , 10:31 PM

#40

Masq

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 15,008

Quote:

Originally Posted by obviously.bogus

Code:

e|-------------|---------------|-------------|-------------
B|-------------|---------------|-------------|-------------
G|---0---3---5-|---0---3---6-5-|---0---3---5-|---3--0------
D|---0---3---5-|---0---3---6-5-|---0---3---5-|---3--0------
A|-------------|---------------|-------------|-------------
E|-------------|---------------|-------------|-------------

That means smoke on the water

07-01-2011 , 10:37 PM

#41

AlienSpaceBat

table tilting animal

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 9,703

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazyfool1985

also who do i owe money to for bee luckboxing against bona

Me, $5 worth of cheezburgers, ty sir

07-01-2011 , 10:44 PM

#42

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,256

really like the song, cf...not that hard to play either. the bridge/solo might be a little tough for a noob but you can prob get the rest with some work. im gonna record the three main riffs and the solo now..

07-01-2011 , 10:52 PM

#43

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,268

^^BDay TR imo^^

07-01-2011 , 10:53 PM

#44

Leroy_Jenkins45

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 3,521

Quote:

Originally Posted by TBobLP

im bored/sad...tell me a song to learn for acoustic guitar

Trouble by cat stevens ainec ! YW

07-01-2011 , 10:54 PM

#45

A.Ertbjerg

Heisenbjerg

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 10,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by bumblebee99

Your right. If someone bets against me and loses they give me $10, if they win I give them $15.

I wouldnae bother with the Avira thing tbh.

I'll give you 1:1 on Klitschko vs Haye.

I'm Klistchko obv and you'll take the brit wanker.

confirm before haye is down pls

07-01-2011 , 10:55 PM

#46

A.Ertbjerg

Heisenbjerg

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 10,770

CF, when are you coming to London/Milton Keynes?

07-01-2011 , 11:00 PM

#47

Masq

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 15,008

Quote:

Originally Posted by A.Ertbjerg

I'll give you 1:1 on Klitschko vs Haye.

I'm Klistchko obv and you'll take the brit wanker.

confirm before haye is down pls

That's a sick hustle. I'd retire if I could get people to take the other side of that all day.

07-01-2011 , 11:02 PM

#48

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,268

I will take Bitchko all day. LOL heavyweight boxing.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/7...br-predictions

Quote:

One more key note about this fight is Haye is definitely at the disadvantage of giving away the full hometown edge to Wladimir, who is again one of the biggest current icons in Germany. So the crowd, the judges, even the referee may all be influenced and swayed to Klitschko if anything.

Another disadvantage is Haye has made it publicly clear that he intends to retire by October 2011, which is his 31st birthday. Many politics/business of the sport of boxing often tend to frown upon a fighter who publicly announces their retirement before a scheduled fight, so that may also be another true disadvantage should this fight go to the score cards.

I rest my case.