how do u rebuy in a freeroll ? (LC/NC nsfw)
04-05-2011
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04-06-2011
, 07:22 AM
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ALERTS TO TERROR THREATS IN 2011 EUROPE
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out.
Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's Get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.
Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."
The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose."
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be alright, Mate." Two more escalation levels remain: "Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!" and "The barbie is cancelled." So far, no situation has ever warranted use of the final escalation level.
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out.
Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's Get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.
Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."
The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose."
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be alright, Mate." Two more escalation levels remain: "Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!" and "The barbie is cancelled." So far, no situation has ever warranted use of the final escalation level.
04-06-2011
, 07:23 AM
Dont worry Leroy , stars will only be down for 15 minutes . No need to leave your table .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ......................connection failure !
04-06-2011
, 08:43 AM
Line checks please .
villian is 10/4 over 150 hands . Is this a turbo fold ? because it took me a minute to lay it down .
Ultra skinny value bet ? You decide . villian was a fish . I figured he either had a2,3,or7 . good value bet then if i beat 66% of those hands ?
SB: $3.88 (77.6 bb)
BB: $1.55 (31 bb)
UTG+2: $1.60 (32 bb)
MP1: $3.11 (62.2 bb)
MP2: $10.34 (206.8 bb)
Hero (MP3): $7.06 (141.2 bb)
CO: $3.01 (60.2 bb)
BTN: $2.54 (50.8 bb)
Preflop: Hero is MP3 with 4
4
3 folds, Hero raises to $0.15, CO calls $0.15, 2 folds, BB calls $0.10
Flop: ($0.47) 2
7 3 (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $0.22, CO calls $0.22, BB folds
Turn: ($0.91) 6 (2 players)
Hero checks, CO checks
River: ($0.91) A
(2 players)
Hero bets $0.43, CO calls $0.43
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villian is 10/4 over 150 hands . Is this a turbo fold ? because it took me a minute to lay it down .
Poker Stars, $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #8784562
BTN: $9.07 (181.4 bb)
SB: $5.03 (100.6 bb)
BB: $5.93 (118.6 bb)
UTG: $1.53 (30.6 bb)
MP: $12.10 (242 bb)
Hero (CO): $7.45 (149 bb)
Preflop: Hero is CO with K A
UTG calls $0.05, MP raises to $12.10 and is all-in,
5 folds
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #8784562
BTN: $9.07 (181.4 bb)
SB: $5.03 (100.6 bb)
BB: $5.93 (118.6 bb)
UTG: $1.53 (30.6 bb)
MP: $12.10 (242 bb)
Hero (CO): $7.45 (149 bb)
Preflop: Hero is CO with K
AUTG calls $0.05, MP raises to $12.10 and is all-in,
5 folds
Spoiler:
Ultra skinny value bet ? You decide . villian was a fish . I figured he either had a2,3,or7 . good value bet then if i beat 66% of those hands ?
SB: $3.88 (77.6 bb)
BB: $1.55 (31 bb)
UTG+2: $1.60 (32 bb)
MP1: $3.11 (62.2 bb)
MP2: $10.34 (206.8 bb)
Hero (MP3): $7.06 (141.2 bb)
CO: $3.01 (60.2 bb)
BTN: $2.54 (50.8 bb)
Preflop: Hero is MP3 with 4
43 folds, Hero raises to $0.15, CO calls $0.15, 2 folds, BB calls $0.10
Flop: ($0.47) 2
7 3 (3 players)BB checks, Hero bets $0.22, CO calls $0.22, BB folds
Turn: ($0.91) 6
(2 players)Hero checks, CO checks
River: ($0.91) A
(2 players)Hero bets $0.43, CO calls $0.43
Spoiler:
04-06-2011
, 09:52 AM
Quote:
Line checks please .
villian is 10/4 over 150 hands . Is this a turbo fold ? because it took me a minute to lay it down .
villian is 10/4 over 150 hands . Is this a turbo fold ? because it took me a minute to lay it down .
Poker Stars, $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #8784562
BTN: $9.07 (181.4 bb)
SB: $5.03 (100.6 bb)
BB: $5.93 (118.6 bb)
UTG: $1.53 (30.6 bb)
MP: $12.10 (242 bb)
Hero (CO): $7.45 (149 bb)
Preflop: Hero is CO with K A
UTG calls $0.05, MP raises to $12.10 and is all-in,
5 folds
I respond to content in the NC thread because I suck even worse at NL than limit. Stove sez you are 48:52 dog so ya I think fold is in order and also because this guy will be giving you his blinds anyway. You should have his roll in a few weeks just from him folding his blinds
Ultra skinny value bet ? You decide . villian was a fish . I figured he either had a2,3,or7 . good value bet then if i beat 66% of those hands ?
SB: $3.88 (77.6 bb)
BB: $1.55 (31 bb)
UTG+2: $1.60 (32 bb)
MP1: $3.11 (62.2 bb)
MP2: $10.34 (206.8 bb)
Hero (MP3): $7.06 (141.2 bb)
CO: $3.01 (60.2 bb)
BTN: $2.54 (50.8 bb)
Preflop: Hero is MP3 with 4 4
3 folds, Hero raises to $0.15, CO calls $0.15, 2 folds, BB calls $0.10
Flop: ($0.47) 2 7 3 (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $0.22, CO calls $0.22, BB folds
Turn: ($0.91) 6 (2 players)
Hero checks, CO checks
River: ($0.91) A (2 players)
Hero bets $0.43, CO calls $0.43
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #8784562
BTN: $9.07 (181.4 bb)
SB: $5.03 (100.6 bb)
BB: $5.93 (118.6 bb)
UTG: $1.53 (30.6 bb)
MP: $12.10 (242 bb)
Hero (CO): $7.45 (149 bb)
Preflop: Hero is CO with K
AUTG calls $0.05, MP raises to $12.10 and is all-in,
5 folds
I respond to content in the NC thread because I suck even worse at NL than limit. Stove sez you are 48:52 dog so ya I think fold is in order and also because this guy will be giving you his blinds anyway. You should have his roll in a few weeks just from him folding his blinds
Ultra skinny value bet ? You decide . villian was a fish . I figured he either had a2,3,or7 . good value bet then if i beat 66% of those hands ?
SB: $3.88 (77.6 bb)
BB: $1.55 (31 bb)
UTG+2: $1.60 (32 bb)
MP1: $3.11 (62.2 bb)
MP2: $10.34 (206.8 bb)
Hero (MP3): $7.06 (141.2 bb)
CO: $3.01 (60.2 bb)
BTN: $2.54 (50.8 bb)
Preflop: Hero is MP3 with 4
43 folds, Hero raises to $0.15, CO calls $0.15, 2 folds, BB calls $0.10
Flop: ($0.47) 2
7 3 (3 players)BB checks, Hero bets $0.22, CO calls $0.22, BB folds
Turn: ($0.91) 6
(2 players)Hero checks, CO checks
River: ($0.91) A
(2 players)Hero bets $0.43, CO calls $0.43
Spoiler:
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