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Hi gf, wana get naked with another girl and put bacon all over you (LC/NC NSFW) Hi gf, wana get naked with another girl and put bacon all over you (LC/NC NSFW)

06-06-2010 , 09:40 AM
Actually, it's quite nice in Denmark right now as well.

Enjoy your summer fool
06-06-2010 , 09:43 AM
front page of the local paper......a bit inappropriate imo

Last edited by OziBattler; 06-06-2010 at 09:53 AM.
06-06-2010 , 11:01 AM
ty riverstars sry MP1

Poker Stars $30+$3 Pot Limit Omaha Hi/Lo Tournament - t50/t100 Blinds - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

CO: t21687 M = 144.58
Hero (BTN): t2767 M = 18.45
SB: t2792 M = 18.61
BB: t5406 M = 36.04
UTG: t2750 M = 18.33
UTG+1: t1875 M = 12.50
UTG+2: t2860 M = 19.07
MP1: t4626 M = 30.84
MP2: t1508 M = 10.05

Pre Flop: (t150) Hero is BTN with 4 3 A 9
1 fold, UTG+1 calls t100, UTG+2 calls t100, MP1 calls t100, 2 folds, Hero calls t100, SB calls t50, BB checks

Flop: (t600) 5 9 2 (6 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG+1 checks, UTG+2 bets t300, MP1 calls t300, Hero raises to t1800, SB folds, BB folds, UTG+1 calls t1775 all in, UTG+2 folds, MP1 raises to t4100, Hero calls t867 all in

Turn: (t8009) Q (3 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t8009) 6 (3 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t8009
Hero shows 4 3 A 9 (HI: a straight, Deuce to Six; LO: 6,5,3,2,A)
UTG+1 shows 3 A J J (HI: a pair of Jacks; LO: 6,5,3,2,A)
MP1 shows 5 6 A 3 (HI: two pair, Sixes and Fives; LO: 6,5,3,2,A)
Hero wins t892
MP1 wins t446
Hero wins t446
Hero wins t3113
UTG+1 wins t1038
MP1 wins t1037
Hero wins t1037

Last edited by sputum; 06-06-2010 at 11:01 AM. Reason: ooo congratz usa
06-06-2010 , 11:01 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by OziBattler
front page of the local paper......a bit inappropriate imo
Lol'd
06-06-2010 , 11:29 AM
lost my trifecta virginity today


Full Tilt Poker $2/$4 Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Pre Flop: (1.5 SB) Hero is UTG with 6 A
Hero raises, CO 3-bets, 3 folds, Hero calls

Flop: (7.5 SB) 6 Q 3 (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets, Hero raises, CO 3-bets, Hero calls

Turn: (6.75 BB) T (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets, Hero raises, CO 3-bets, Hero calls

River: (12.75 BB) 8 (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets, Hero raises, CO calls

Final Pot: 16.75 BB
CO mucks J Q
Hero shows 6 A (a flush, Ace high)
Hero wins 16 BB
(Rake: $3.00)

i dont care how i played it i just wanted me trifecta
06-06-2010 , 11:40 AM
Quadfecta is what the big boys do.
06-06-2010 , 02:28 PM
UFC marathon on today + beer. Hell yea. **** women btw.
06-06-2010 , 02:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BlaneH
**** women btw.
That's what we're here for, yes.

Last edited by whydowe_fall; 06-06-2010 at 02:33 PM. Reason: Sorry, plus cooking and cleaning. My bad.
06-06-2010 , 03:53 PM
You should let the women of my life know the rules.
06-06-2010 , 08:41 PM
Does anyone still have my creepy dancing girl gif? Bonus points if you post it in the 'win a date thread' so I don't have to.
06-06-2010 , 08:50 PM
I just posted it in one of the latest lc/nc threads... not sure which one though.
06-06-2010 , 08:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ice_W0lf
I just posted it in one of the latest lc/nc threads... not sure which one though.
nvm.. I found where I posted it.. and it's gone
06-07-2010 , 02:42 AM
NBA Finals. That is what to be paying attention to. Not any soccer or whatever. It's even Lakers vs. Celtics.


Ah I even have to get up for work in 4 hours 50 minutes and I've had a few drinks and might have 1 more.
06-07-2010 , 03:01 AM
Rondo with a triple double tonight was quite impressive. I'm thinking Celtics in 7
06-07-2010 , 03:02 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lego05
NBA Finals. That is what to be paying attention to. Not any soccer or whatever. It's even Lakers vs. Celtics.
Finally, someone talking sense ITT. Stanley Cup is also pretty interesting, especially when you're from Chicago. Enough of this soccer BS.
06-07-2010 , 03:45 AM
nba got borring when phoenix lost to lakers. and you haven't seen nothing yet about "soccer" ermm i mean football. wait until friday...
06-07-2010 , 03:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by iksmirp
nba got borring when phoenix lost to lakers. and you haven't seen nothing yet about "soccer" ermm i mean football. wait until friday...
This Lakers/Celtics series is boring to you? Even if you are not a big basketball fan it is still Lakers/Celtics and if you are a big basketball fan then whatever.

I admit soccer is boring to me .... watching it anyway, I used to enjoy playing it .... quite a few years ago (the earliest when I was in high school and generally earlier than that).
06-07-2010 , 04:07 AM
the Lakers/Celtics series is def not boring, they are the 2 best teams and its great seeing them leave everything on the court every night
06-07-2010 , 04:07 AM
no, i haven't really watched any final games yet. i might watch game 2 today... they're at 3am here, that's just too late for my sundays and thursdays. i'm sure it's a fun finals, but was kinda rooting for phoenix, cuz i'm a big fan of Dragic. lakers-celtics is epic tho.
06-07-2010 , 04:21 AM
Ah I never really thought Phoenix had much of a chance.

Actually I never really saw anyone beating the Lakers. And you know what, I know they lost today, but the way Bynum played today ... they got it, np. Bynum plays 65% that well the rest of the way and they win it very easily.
06-07-2010 , 04:36 AM
Bynum is a monster, i'm just sry about his knee. i like his style though.

besides, i also think lakers are just too good, with bryant still playing like that and if everyone else at least helps a little bit, they're just too hard to beat.

still, performance of the season in my book, goes to dragic for beating the spurs in game 5 (or was it 6?) scoring 24 points in the last quarter. i mean he's what, 23, 24? coming from a country smaller than chicago and single-handedly beat the spurs in that game. we're gonna remember that around here for a while.
06-07-2010 , 04:37 AM
wdwf - i think BB99 used it as an avatar so he may have it. also was it not in the pic thread?
06-07-2010 , 06:08 AM
no that was a diff pic. bitchi posted it originally
06-07-2010 , 08:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by iksmirp
nba got borring when phoenix lost to lakers. and you haven't seen nothing yet about "soccer" ermm i mean football. wait until friday...
This. Beginner's containment thread, IMO. I know there's probably some super thread in SE, but I cbf to wade through something that long or with people I'm not familiar with. Plus, I want to personally rub it in when England pulls their standard choke job. US to win the group, IMO.

Edit: For the fantasy thing or whatever it's called, are we posting our teams anywhere so we can track each other or what? (I want to show off my picking badassery, LDO).
06-07-2010 , 09:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bumblebee99
has David gone to Vegas already?
On my way back from a weekend in nottingham, met some ppl and played £300 tourney (+150 the next day since I busted in day 1). Covered donkament losses + a little more with cash winnings even though the rake was insane (10% capped at £7). My friend made a deal 4 handed in the 300 and shipped £13k, ship the 10% action swap for me!

Going to vegas a week today, preeeetty excited for that. Got a fun few days of washing all my clothes and packing first though

      
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