Hi gf, wana get naked with another girl and put bacon all over you (LC/NC NSFW) - Page 3 - Beginning Poker Questions

1. I think this thread title is the first 2+2 reference I've understood without having to look it up.

2. I preordered the new harrington book, therefore I am better than you?

06-02-2010 , 10:47 PM

#53

Jamie Goldeen

old hand

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printed books are so 1377

06-02-2010 , 11:22 PM

#54

ReidLockhart

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jamie Goldeen

printed books are so 1377

I came in here to just say "Bacon. That is all." but this made me wonder, so I googled and found this. Is this what you were referencing, or did you typo "1337"?

06-02-2010 , 11:26 PM

#55

obviously.bogus

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I'm old skool ... It should be 31337

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Last edited by obviously.bogus; 06-02-2010 at 11:36 PM. Reason: or 1040 if this what was meant ... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Movable_type

06-02-2010 , 11:36 PM

#56

Jamie Goldeen

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 1,662

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReidLockhart

I came in here to just say "Bacon. That is all." but this made me wonder, so I googled and found this. Is this what you were referencing, or did you typo "1337"?

yep

printed books are not 1337, i cant touch paper because it goes through me

06-02-2010 , 11:50 PM

#57

ReidLockhart

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jamie Goldeen

yep

printed books are not 1337, i cant touch paper because it goes through me

McDonald's goes right through me

06-03-2010 , 01:28 AM

#58

Bacon

Makes everything better

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Quote:

Originally Posted by uscpf

harrington

That man is old. like old!

06-03-2010 , 01:39 AM

#59

ReidLockhart

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Bacon does a nightly search of the forums for any use of his username to make sure people aren't talking about him.

06-03-2010 , 02:12 AM

#60

Bacon

Makes everything better

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,001

I hope you're talking about me. Man that would just give me an awesome semi.

06-03-2010 , 02:17 AM

#61

Lego05

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Bacon

I hope you're talking about me. Man that would just give me an awesome semi.

Post within the next 15 minutes or ........

06-03-2010 , 02:18 AM

#62

ReidLockhart

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It's like every time anyone mentions Bacon, he makes a post!

06-03-2010 , 02:58 AM

#63

Bacon

Makes everything better

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I just doubled up my ramen serving for the first time ever. I think my heart my explode. Well worth it when it does though

06-03-2010 , 03:06 AM

#64

Lego05

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Bacon

I just doubled up my ramen serving for the first time ever. I think my heart my explode. Well worth it when it does though

That is actually pretty good I think if it works for you.

I just moved to East Brunswick, close to New Brunswick where a Rutgers campus is located. I just called 3 pizza places (all obviously situated around the campus) ..... all of them are within 15 to 20 minutes of me ...... none of them would deliver as far as me.

Can anyone tell me what good is a food delivery service when it refuses to drive 6 miles?

06-03-2010 , 03:30 AM

#65

lagarto

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Lego05

generally from my experience they only deliver to the dorms/frats/etc. in NB

Last edited by lagarto; 06-03-2010 at 03:30 AM. Reason: woo 200

06-03-2010 , 03:42 AM

#66

BlaneH

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Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 3,831

Drunk and being kept up by roommates loud music. Too intoxicated to grind and I never got my RB payment on Cake. Also found out my grandfather has parkinsons. Sick day all around. Wheres my RL run good?

06-03-2010 , 12:18 PM

#67

bumblebee99

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What a beautiful evening to go to the pub.

06-03-2010 , 01:46 PM

#68

Jimbo_Mac82

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Quote:

Originally Posted by bumblebee99

What a beautiful evening to go to the pub.

Oh yeah! I skipped work at 3 and have been in a beer garden since.

06-03-2010 , 01:54 PM

#69

inthepub5

banned

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 3,994

I was gonna go out tonite.......however last nite in a state of drunken genius i fell over and scrapped my arms and hands pretty bad (i dont know how) so im staying in

06-03-2010 , 01:58 PM

#70

uscpf

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Bacon

I hope you're talking about me. Man that would just give me an awesome semi.

I prefer "the chubs" or "a halfsie".

06-03-2010 , 02:26 PM

#71

whydowe_fall

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Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,554

Speaking of bacon, I just tried fake bacon this morning for the first time. While it is entirely not bacon, it is close enough, and there is just enough crunch, to make it worthwhile. Thumbs up from someone who hasn't had bacon in five years.

06-03-2010 , 02:51 PM

#72

Bona

MOFA

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 10,106

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bacon

I just doubled up my ramen serving for the first time ever. I think my heart my explode. Well worth it when it does though

It's well known that Bacon is a gimmick account.

06-03-2010 , 03:30 PM

#73

uscpf

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I'm guessing you meant to quote ReidLockhart? And whose gimmick account is it? It may be well known to people who have been around, but I have no clue.

06-03-2010 , 03:48 PM

#74

Leo19

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Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 963

Bink

Poker Stars No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t2500.00/t5000.00 Blinds - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: t124951.00 M = 16.66
Hero (BTN/SB): t145049.00 M = 19.34

Pre Flop: (t7500) Hero is BTN/SB with 7

Hero raises to t10000, BB calls t5000

Flop: (t20000) 4

(2 players)
BB bets t15000.00, Hero raises to t134549, BB calls t99951 all in

Turn: (t249902) 3

(2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t249902) 7

(2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t249902
BB shows K

Hero shows 7

Hero wins t249902.00
(Rake: t-500)

06-03-2010 , 04:15 PM

#75

crazyfool1985

¯\_(°_o)_/¯

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 5,213

what kind of tournament takes rake

Quote:

I'm guessing you meant to quote ReidLockhart? And whose gimmick account is it? It may be well known to people who have been around, but I have no clue.

i think bona is making fun of bacon saying he is a joke etc, silly nebraskians should know to stick together

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