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06-01-2010 , 12:09 PM

#26

Jamie Goldeen

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 1,662

solid thread title right here

06-01-2010 , 12:33 PM

#27

crazyfool1985

¯\_(°_o)_/¯

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 5,213

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlaneH

Oh I know. I just found it amusing that I picked the big enforcement day to reload.

Now the question is Stars with there annoying short stack tables or FTP with higher rake and no RB. Suggestions?

ZOMG no to FTP then.

FTP = Higher rake atm, no RB for you, small points and Ironman if you make it.

PS = Smaller rake, probably slightly better crap RB than FTP for micros, also i think you are probably looking to much into the short tables. I think there are still plenty of deep tables.

If not just play the short tables???

06-01-2010 , 12:56 PM

#28

BlaneH

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 3,831

Fair enough. I prefer stars to everything anyway.

06-01-2010 , 01:02 PM

#29

wants

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 1,752

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlaneH

So i just realized I planned on depositing today on Stars to start rebuilding at 2nl/5nl....and its UIGEA day. Whoops.

Stars should do a UIGEA reload bonus. I guess they'd rather stay under the radar, but would be awesome if they openly taunted the DOJ.

06-01-2010 , 02:40 PM

#30

SomethingFishy

adept

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,177

Quote:

Originally Posted by wants

Stars should do a UIGEA reload bonus. I guess they'd rather stay under the radar, but would be awesome if they openly taunted the DOJ.

heres your penance for having to jump through burning ****ing hoops to redeposit. effing government cut me off from like everything. im glad i never have to redeposit but it sucks to try and get to a new site. especially one without transfers...

06-01-2010 , 03:28 PM

#31

sputum

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 6,435

Not sure if anyone's come across Bakes but he's FT of the WSOP 50k

gogogogo

06-01-2010 , 03:46 PM

#32

SomethingFishy

adept

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,177

Quote:

Originally Posted by sputum

Not sure if anyone's come across Bakes but he's FT of the WSOP 50k

gogogogo

very cool sputum. gl 2p2

06-01-2010 , 04:02 PM

#33

Bacon

Makes everything better

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,001

Seal of approval.

Better than my threads imo.

06-01-2010 , 04:14 PM

#34

Ice_W0lf

Tremendous

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 13,530

Quote:

Originally Posted by sputum

Not sure if anyone's come across Bakes but he's FT of the WSOP 50k

gogogogo

I saw that... I think he's got a pretty solid chance at the nlhe ft.

06-01-2010 , 04:19 PM

#35

jewbinson

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 4,248

tl;d
ooo
nice title
better click the
wtf is this ****

06-01-2010 , 04:21 PM

#36

Bacon

Makes everything better

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,001

Quote:

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1892402

I don't know what just happened but I'm laughing pretty hard.

06-01-2010 , 04:27 PM

#37

BlaneH

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 3,831

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bacon

I don't know what just happened but I'm laughing pretty hard.

Me and my room mate have been quoting this for days.

06-02-2010 , 11:50 AM

#38

crazyfool1985

¯\_(°_o)_/¯

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 5,213

Leo, im up for the FF for World Cup, what site are we using etc.

Im also up for the weight lose prop bet, anyone else looking one. Im easy with T&C tbh, i just want to have extra motivation.

Im thinking something like a small $$$$ amount, say $5-10 etc and possibly Avatar/Location change.

06-02-2010 , 12:05 PM

#39

bumblebee99

Badugi Ninja

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 10,997

got your losing avatar right here...

Spoiler:

Last edited by bumblebee99; 06-02-2010 at 12:05 PM. Reason: fatties

06-02-2010 , 12:11 PM

#40

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,256

going to ask this question LDO

will post tr

06-02-2010 , 12:14 PM

#41

bumblebee99

Badugi Ninja

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 10,997

I was actually thinking pretty hard about this, lol- sure it looks good with big pink slabs of bacon, but maybe not so good with shrivelled burnt bits. Plus if you're gf's a fattie, like crazyfool, she would probably be more interested in eating it herself.

Plus it's gotta sting if it comes straight out of the pan.

06-02-2010 , 12:21 PM

#42

Jamie Goldeen

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 1,662

Quote:

Originally Posted by A.Ertbjerg

early nom IMO

in more ways than one

06-02-2010 , 12:29 PM

#43

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,256

Quote:

Originally Posted by bumblebee99

I was actually thinking pretty hard about this, lol- sure it looks good with big pink slabs of bacon, but maybe not so good with shrivelled burnt bits. Plus if you're gf's a fattie, like crazyfool, she would probably be more interested in eating it herself.

Plus it's gotta sting if it comes straight out of the pan.

wrap a piece around your balls and ask if she wants some water chestnuts imo

06-02-2010 , 12:54 PM

#44

Leroy2DaBeroy

Head in the Clouds

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 15,761

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazyfool1985

Leo, im up for the FF for World Cup, what site are we using etc.

Count me in too.

Quote:

Im also up for the weight lose prop bet, anyone else looking one. Im easy with T&C tbh, i just want to have extra motivation.

Im thinking something like a small $$$$ amount, say $5-10 etc and possibly Avatar/Location change.

I'm up for this also. Small amount of $$ + av/location change. See here for a potential structure.

06-02-2010 , 01:40 PM

#45

Leo19

Natural Born Luckbox

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 963

The ff I was thinking of using the official fifa site, which I think is sponsored by McDonalds if thats gunna help with the weight loss bet :P

The player listing isn't released until 4th so I will post links etc then.

I'm up for anything with the weight loss stuff tbh, just extra motivation to get fit as I'm incredibly lazy.

06-02-2010 , 01:55 PM

#46

crazyfool1985

¯\_(°_o)_/¯

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 5,213

Glad to have a few interested in the weight loss prop bet. We cant all be lanky looking Rodneys like Bumbleebee99.

The bet will probably be +ev for whoever is heaviest [me lol] but who cares, it wont be for big money and is really just a motivation kind of thing.

As a guide i am just under 6'1" and weigh ~210lbs, also i have been playing football 2 nights a week for a year and 1 night a week for over 3years.

At my best shape i probably weighed around 185.

Obviously this will be like the small stakes thing were we will weigh in and photo etc but just a quick guide for now.

Any thoughts on the $$$ amount

06-02-2010 , 02:24 PM

#47

bumblebee99

Badugi Ninja

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 10,997

06-02-2010 , 02:30 PM

#48

crazyfool1985

¯\_(°_o)_/¯

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 5,213

im not exactly a fatty, my height kinda carries it a bit. At least i dont put F.ags in my mouth

06-02-2010 , 02:36 PM

#49

Ice_W0lf

Tremendous

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 13,530

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazyfool1985

im not exactly a fatty, my height kinda carries it a bit. At least i dont put F.ags in my mouth

oh the translation that occurs by crossing an ocean

06-02-2010 , 02:46 PM

#50

Never Win

veteran

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 2,316

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazyfool1985

im not exactly a fatty, my height kinda carries it a bit. At least i dont put F.ags in my mouth

Yea, def not fat, especially if you are in decent shape.

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