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06-10-2010 , 02:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bumblebee99
i'm going to sign up for FT because I got scammed by crazyfool in the HUNLA

checked through all the info on RakeTheRake which is who i use for most of my sites. anyone got any other suggestions, things i need to know or places to look?
Imo lookk for sites that give free dc memberships, then sign up for trulyfreepokertraining, then you can get c/r and dc just for playing there.

theres not much in the rake races anyway so id go that way. wish i used my main one now for the ftp instead of the one i did
06-10-2010 , 02:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by obviously.bogus
If not then is it still OK to stay in the league for lolz ???
Yea that's fine David is doing the same.
06-10-2010 , 02:50 PM
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Originally Posted by obviously.bogus
I'm an ex-pat Brit !!

Will be rooting for England, and sitting out @ SHANOOBS on Saturday. If you look closely at the avatar on the FIFA site I'm wearing and England shirt.

I plan on doing Auto-Complete as much as possible, with the exception of sitting players that are matched-up against England - at least for the early rounds.

If you still want to stake me then go ahead. You'll be throwing your money away IMO.

If not then is it still OK to stay in the league for lolz ???
Rescinded b/c you're English. F*** England until after we beat you Saturday.
06-10-2010 , 03:27 PM
eh,

I haven't made an entry, but I might later before the WC starts.

To whom do I ship the money?

Also, Im up for an avatar bet* as my all-Danish** team is going to rock

* assuming I enter

** might be all-non-Danish, but I don't think my national pride will allow that
06-10-2010 , 03:38 PM
I has more Danes than Englishmen

I has more North Koreans than Englishmen also
06-10-2010 , 03:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by A.Ertbjerg
eh,

I haven't made an entry, but I might later before the WC starts.

To whom do I ship the money?

Also, Im up for an avatar bet* as my all-Danish** team is going to rock
I wasn't sure if you were already in or not. If your gunna enter be quick tournament starts tomorrow woooop

No ned to ship money yet just wait til end, just reg's from this thread entering mainly it's all good.

Still duno who zomgy_ is though, has a swiss flag
06-10-2010 , 03:53 PM
Are we shipping pre-start or after the fact. Pre or early on is probably better, but I'll defer to Leo. I think we can all be trusted here, but I'm fine either way.

If it's pre or early, you'll have to wait on mine as my computer f***ed itself and I won't get it back until between games tomorrow.
06-10-2010 , 04:06 PM
Yea I think everyone who is entering can be trusted, even BB99
06-10-2010 , 04:13 PM
just entered,

proudly with a team without any frenchies
06-10-2010 , 04:26 PM
06-10-2010 , 05:49 PM
FTP PRO my ****ing Ass


Full Tilt Poker $3/$6 Limit Hold'em - 7 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG posts a big blind (1 SB)

Pre Flop: (2.5 SB) Hero is CO with T T
UTG checks, 2 folds, Hero raises, BTN 3-bets, 3 folds, Hero calls

Flop: (8.5 SB) 6 7 9 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets, Hero raises, BTN calls

Turn: (6.25 BB) 4 (2 players)
Hero bets, BTN raises, Hero 3-bets, BTN calls

River: (12.25 BB) 3 (2 players)
Hero bets, BTN calls

Final Pot: 14.25 BB
Hero shows T T (a pair of Tens)
BTN shows 4 6 (two pair, Sixes and Fours)
BTN wins 13.75 BB
(Rake: $3.00)


Full Tilt Poker $3/$6 Limit Hold'em - 8 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Pre Flop: (1.5 SB) Hero is SB with J J
3 folds, MP2 raises, 2 folds, Hero 3-bets, BB caps!, MP2 calls, Hero calls

Flop: (12 SB) 7 Q 2 (3 players)
Hero checks, BB bets, MP2 folds, Hero raises, BB calls

Turn: (8 BB) Q (2 players)
Hero bets, BB calls

River: (10 BB) 7 (2 players)
Hero bets, BB calls

Final Pot: 12 BB
Hero shows J J (two pair, Queens and Jacks)
BB shows 7 A (a full house, Sevens full of Queens)
BB wins 11.5 BB
(Rake: $3.00)

ffuuuu.jpg
06-10-2010 , 05:54 PM
This was my very first hand with him. I think he activated his FTP pro luckbox after it


Full Tilt Poker $3/$6 Limit Hold'em - 3 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Pre Flop: (1.5 SB) Hero is SB with K Q
1 fold, Hero raises, BB calls

Flop: (4 SB) 9 2 K (2 players)
Hero bets, BB raises, Hero calls

Turn: (4 BB) 5 (2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets, Hero raises, BB calls

River: (8 BB) J (2 players)
Hero bets, BB calls

Final Pot: 10 BB
Hero shows K Q (a pair of Kings)
BB mucks 6 J
Hero wins 9.833 BB
(Rake: $1.00)
06-10-2010 , 08:59 PM
Perhaps many of you will remember this post from last year:


Quote:
Originally Posted by Ice_W0lf
son of a bitchhhhhh... I've got fire ants in my house.. and they are all right where i put my feet under my desk

edit: still managed to cash my sng with fire ants biting my foot.
Round 3 (round 2 was me killing them last fall with some powder)

I have a small bit of field next to my house.. and there is a bunch of trash in it left from the previous owner. So I decide I'm going to go out and pick it up before going to the dump. Everything is going fine..just about done.. I pick up an old paper bag while looking at my phone at the same time.. start replying to a text with my left hand and all of a sudden my right arm starts burning. I look over and I have at least 100 fire ants covering my arm.

Now for those of you lucky enough to have never encountered fire ants, what they do is bite twice. The first bite is just a little pinch that lifts the skin.. this is what burns.. and the second bite is them biting the **** out of you. So far, at least on my arm, it seems like I was lucky enough to get most of them off without giving me the second bite.. however while I was worrying about the ones on my arm, a few got to my feet and a few got to my hip and back.

Score this round to the fire ants...

Fire Ants- 2 Ice_W0lf- 1
06-10-2010 , 09:50 PM
Ah, the age old debate. Who wins, Ice or fire?
06-10-2010 , 10:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Leo19
I wasn't sure if you were already in or not. If your gunna enter be quick tournament starts tomorrow woooop

No ned to ship money yet just wait til end, just reg's from this thread entering mainly it's all good.

Still duno who zomgy_ is though, has a swiss flag
06-10-2010 , 10:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by uscpf
Ah, the age old debate. Who wins, Ice or fire?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5Ry_1CmC1s
06-11-2010 , 09:00 AM
I'm All In with US vs. England.

Benched Rooney and Gerrard because I don't want to be happy if they play well.
06-11-2010 , 09:39 AM
What kind of idiot schedules Englands first WC game to kick off at 4 in the morning
06-11-2010 , 09:43 AM
what country are you in?
06-11-2010 , 09:48 AM
FML i made a pile of changes last night and it didnt save right i had like 4 min to make all the changes, got them done but i never got my starting line up/captain done and i think i have a pile of passengers on for this week and some **** captain.

Team still isnt what i first wanted but meh what can i do

also still no france
06-11-2010 , 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Jamie Goldeen
what country are you in?
Oz, but the good bit not the crappy bit Ozi lives in
06-11-2010 , 10:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by andyhop
What kind of idiot schedules Englands first WC game to kick off at 4 in the morning
Quote:
Originally Posted by andyhop
Oz, but the good bit not the crappy bit Ozi lives in
4AM would put you in the +9.5 time zone in the middle. Whats it like living upside-down AND half an hour out of sync with the rest of the world ???


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Last edited by obviously.bogus; 06-11-2010 at 10:30 AM. Reason: Timezones are hard enough, but thow in an extra 30 mins ... head asplode ...
06-11-2010 , 10:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by obviously.bogus
4AM would put you in the +9.5 time zone in the middle. Whats it like living upside-down AND half an hour out of sync with the rest of the world ???


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I'm in the +10 bit so I guess the kick off is 4.30am, Ozi is in the weird 30 minute bit.

At the moment it is cold only getting up to 19-20Cmax which sucks because everything is designed for the heat.Things like my house is set up so that not much in the way of sunlight actually gets in making it about 5-10 degrees C colder inside than outside.

Then I go to work and the trains I drive have good A/C but crappy little heaters so you have to turn the hot plate on so that you don't freeze at night.

Its basically all the opposite problems I used to have in England on the odd occaisions we had some hot weather.
06-11-2010 , 10:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by andyhop
What kind of idiot schedules Englands first WC game to kick off at 4 in the morning
the euro/english variety.

timezone suck, indeed. oh well, it could be worse.....u could actually be supporting england

tread carefully....

Last edited by OziBattler; 06-11-2010 at 11:00 AM.
06-11-2010 , 10:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by OziBattler
the euro/english variety.

timezone suck, indeed. oh well, it could be worse.....
We should put the clocks back 8 hours for the next 6 weeks or so and call it World Cup Standard Time

      
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