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06-30-2010 , 04:40 PM

#1076

bumblebee99

Badugi Ninja

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 10,997

Well there's no money in $1.10 DoNs........

06-30-2010 , 06:02 PM

#1077

BlaneH

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 3,831

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice_W0lf

I wonder how much money I would have if I folded AQ 100% of the time in donkaments... I think then I would be baller.

Poison Ivey man. If Phil Ivey constantly loses to/with it how can we mere mortals expect to win?

06-30-2010 , 07:13 PM

#1078

Bannnnnnn

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,696

Quote:

Originally Posted by skvdehans

Im really sorry for that, i didnt know the money was fraudlent, cause i didnt make the transfer as i told u. But why are you putting a RIPP on AP on me? Me stealing your AP account? Its a big ****ING lie. Im having our conversation on my computer, so stop lieing to everybody .

LOL your having our conversation on your computer?

well isn't that intresting.

06-30-2010 , 07:18 PM

#1079

BlaneH

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 3,831

Wow I hope I'm never accused of being a ripper.

06-30-2010 , 07:26 PM

#1080

Ice_W0lf

Tremendous

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 13,530

Quote:

Originally Posted by A.Ertbjerg

the world need more headless wimminz

Quote:

Originally Posted by TBobLP

just went to put some beer in the fridge and did a double take on a jar of pickles

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Originally Posted by TBobLP

my sources tell me that bumblebee99 received an HJ from edward scissorhands in the summer of '08

Quote:

Originally Posted by SaM StarK

FWIW, I ended up giving the 3$ back to mom

Quote:

Originally Posted by TBobLP

so im gonna be sexless for three weeks and this is night number two

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leo19

No pie for Michael

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Originally Posted by Bona

CF sux at rubbing in his luxbocks victories at avatar bets.

Quote:

Originally Posted by bumblebee99

Au reviour mon cheating scumbags

Quote:

Originally Posted by obviously.bogus

And I'm truly sorry I poo-poo'd your bounceball competition before.

Quote:

Originally Posted by whydowe_fall

I'm glad my pie is getting the attention it deserves.

Your noms....pick one.

06-30-2010 , 08:05 PM

#1081

obviously.bogus

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 4,905

Originally Posted by whydowe_fall
"I'm glad my pie is getting the attention it deserves."

... gets my vote. Goose it up a bit and add the word "cream" in there somewhere maybe ???

06-30-2010 , 08:12 PM

#1082

IamPro

one time Plz???

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 17,652

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice_W0lf

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $30(BB) Full Tilt
SB ($3,540)
BB ($2,640)
UTG ($3,120)
UTG+1 ($2,940)
UTG+2 ($3,000)
MP1 ($2,970)
MP2 ($2,970)
CO ($2,910)
Hero ($2,910)

Dealt to Hero K

fold, fold, UTG+2 calls $30, MP1 raises to $60, fold, fold, Hero raises to $255, fold, fold, UTG+2 calls $225, MP1 calls $195

FLOP ($810) T

UTG+2 checks, MP1 bets $180, Hero raises to $1,350, UTG+2 calls $1,350, MP1 calls $1,170

TURN ($4,860) T

UTG+2 bets $1,395 (AI), MP1 calls $1,365 (AI), Hero calls $1,305 (AI)

RIVER ($8,895) T

Hero shows K

(Pre 71%, Flop 35.9%, Turn 77.8%)

UTG+2 shows 9

(Pre 18%, Flop 20.0%, Turn 11.1%)

MP1 shows J

(Pre 11%, Flop 44.1%, Turn 11.1%)

Hero wins $8,775
UTG+2 wins $120

OMG fold pre, fold flop

Oyeah I'm back playing the $6/13 90s

Last edited by IamPro; 06-30-2010 at 08:14 PM. Reason: no $26s b/c I am a fish in them lol

06-30-2010 , 09:27 PM

#1083

Leroy2DaBeroy

Head in the Clouds

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 15,761

Headless wimmenz because of original context.

Next best is yada yada double-take on a jar of pickles.

WDWF was fishing, IMO. Rewarding it degrades the whole process.