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12-02-2011 , 04:03 PM

#101

bumblebee99

Badugi Ninja

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12-02-2011 , 04:05 PM

#102

gothninja

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I bet she can only swim backstroke.

12-02-2011 , 04:06 PM

#103

enprinte

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I'd get her to give me a front stroke.

12-02-2011 , 04:27 PM

#104

TakeYourEmpire

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Quote:

Originally Posted by bumblebee99

You are officially my favourite poster on 2+2 bumblebee thanks!!!

More pics more pics- this thread we must transform it into a NSFW babe thread

12-02-2011 , 07:11 PM

#105

PapaPyrite

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Who cares what stroke, she can float either way I'm quite sure, built in floatation devices

12-02-2011 , 07:36 PM

#106

A.Ertbjerg

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So how about that draw for the Euro 2012...

Seriously how the **** did that happen? I just wanna kill some kittens. Any volunteers?

12-02-2011 , 07:36 PM

#107

gothninja

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What Brits do best - and we're getting even better at it

Quote:

Hospital admissions for alcoholic liver disease among people in their early-30s in north-east England have increased by more than 400% over eight years.

Champion.

Edit: funny they're blaming it on alcohol being too cheap and too available. It's much cheaper and much more available in most of Europe (eg, Germany) without anywhere near the same problems.

Quote:

"The vast majority of people in the UK drink responsibly and 75% of adults drink within the chief medical officer's guidelines" [says an alcohol industry spokesman]

So a whopping 25% are drinking excessively. One positive thing about being a poker player is that you get to see through stats bs.

Last edited by gothninja; 12-02-2011 at 07:47 PM.

12-02-2011 , 07:51 PM

#108

Palikari

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Quote:

Originally Posted by A.Ertbjerg

So how about that draw for the Euro 2012...

Seriously how the **** did that happen? I just wanna kill some kittens. Any volunteers?

Just beat Portugal again in June.

12-02-2011 , 07:53 PM

#109

bumblebee99

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Quote:

Originally Posted by A.Ertbjerg

So how about that draw for the Euro 2012

Lol. Just lol.

12-02-2011 , 07:55 PM

#110

gothninja

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Quote:

Originally Posted by A.Ertbjerg

So how about that draw for the Euro 2012...

Seriously how the **** did that happen? I just wanna kill some kittens. Any volunteers?

What's your team? Not in the Group B of death, I hope?

(unless you're German of course, then just lol)

12-02-2011 , 07:56 PM

#111

Palikari

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Quote:

Originally Posted by gothninja

What's your team? Not in the Group B of death, I hope?

(unless your German of course, then just lol)

His team Denmark AFAIK.

12-02-2011 , 07:57 PM

#112

A.Ertbjerg

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Palikari

Just beat Portugal again in June.

we will...

But then we still need to go through Germany and the Netherlands.

Last edited by A.Ertbjerg; 12-02-2011 at 07:58 PM. Reason: well, one of them will do. We are better than all the Group A teams anyway.

12-02-2011 , 07:58 PM

#113

Palikari

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Quote:

Originally Posted by A.Ertbjerg

we will...

But then we still need to go through Germany and the Netherlands.

Nah. Netherlands is enough

12-02-2011 , 07:59 PM

#114

gothninja

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I was just holding my breath when the last of Group B was being drawn and hoping it wouldn't be England. Very tough group that.

Bunch of schoolkids in the German team, but they're learning very quick. I love Germany and the German people, but I really hate their football team.

We've got Sweden, who are a total pita. Traditionally only seem to be able to draw against them, and they nobble our best players in the process.

And France. Well, maybe they just won't turn up. I didn't think they even played football any more?

The Ukrainians play football like they play poker, so should be ok there.

Last edited by gothninja; 12-02-2011 at 08:12 PM.

12-02-2011 , 08:02 PM

#115

A.Ertbjerg

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Quote:

Originally Posted by gothninja

I was just holding my breath when the last of Group B was being drawn and hoping it wouldn't be England. Very tough group that.

From my perspective it was...

ffs lose the flip and get the Netherlands....Portugal as well? **** you, but at least we have beaten them consistently lately....Germany on top of that????you got to be ****ting me, the most rigged thing ever

12-02-2011 , 08:04 PM

#116

Palikari

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12-02-2011 , 08:10 PM

#117

A.Ertbjerg

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Quote:

Originally Posted by BASaint

Denmark at 95:1 for winning.

I might just have to take that.

Portugal at 20:1 is sick value I think.

12-02-2011 , 08:14 PM

#118

gothninja

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Odds for Russia are a lot shorter than I'd expect. Yeah Portugal odds look good.

12-02-2011 , 08:14 PM

#119

Palikari

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Quote:

Originally Posted by A.Ertbjerg

Portugal at 20:1 is sick value I think.

Last time a good friend of mine bet on Portugal they lost to Greece. I had to pay for a lot of Ouzo to ease his pain.

Quote:

Originally Posted by gothninja

Bunch of schoolkids in the German team, but they're learning very quick. I love Germany and the German people, but I really hate their football team.

???

Last edited by Palikari; 12-02-2011 at 08:16 PM. Reason: but I agree, looks like good value

12-02-2011 , 08:15 PM

#120

Bacon

Makes everything better

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lol ireland.

12-02-2011 , 08:26 PM

#121

gothninja

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Quote:

Originally Posted by A.Ertbjerg

Portugal at 20:1 is sick value I think.

That's 19:1 isn't it? If they're quoting odds then the prices for group qualification are insanely good.

12-02-2011 , 08:30 PM

#122

A.Ertbjerg

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true, but 19:1 is still good.

If they make it through the group they will be a top contender.

Big if though.

12-02-2011 , 08:43 PM

#123

TBobLP

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This thread sucks

12-02-2011 , 08:44 PM

#124

TBobLP

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Quote:

Originally Posted by TBobLP

This thread sucks

Nom

12-02-2011 , 08:49 PM

#125

bumblebee99

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In before England lose to Germany in the semis.

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