Can't see anything ironic in that. I was sure there would be a joke in it, but nope, nothing.

There may be an appropriate 12 step program for this.

the mod didnt handle it. the other guy blantantly disregarded his warnings
and I got banned. we will have to agree to disagree because he handled it
terribly imo

just so I am clear, if you actually read the chat youll see that the player
I reported was blatantly laughing in the mods face. JAJAJA look at me I am
not banned.

i know stars is more eurocentric now and you have to pander to even the most
juvenile of euros to make rake $ so if your support team isnt able to
enforce your own rules then perhaps you should change the rules and permit
each and every languuge at the tsbles/
BUT until you do, i shall continue to report violators of the rules and if
u ban me because of it then. lol - cashoutitout

anyway idk, when this short ban is over I will contineu to report idiots who
float the non-englush rules however I respectfully acknowledge that I will
try and be cognisant of your rules about overreporting. i trust that this
meets ur request?

bazinga?

Much as I thought. Their policy is just to paste some standard reminder text in chat and then do absolutely nothing about it. If any player mentions ptr at the table though, they disappear instantly.

It's a bit much when you get a table of russian players jabbering away in russian. I even saw my own screen name and hands mentioned in russian chat and the mods did nothing about it. I had to leave the table to avoid being openly colluded against.

i think the key lesson out of this is dont **** with mods because even if it is unjust, you will be banned and they wont give a ****. isn't that right, bb and cf?

"Free the Bee" oh wate damUIce

I got nothing.

I cashed out and fwd it to chat
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I want to be perfectly clear in my response. Your mods let a flagrant
non-english talker berate me and flout the rules. Your mod let him get away
with this. your mod banned me because i reported it >6 times. Your mod
banned me becasue I dared to suggest he was too lenient. Sam needs to learn
how to deal with people. I wish to request that you ban my chat for 2 weeks
effectively immedialtey. I will email you if I wish to reverse this. Of
course, I may play at partypoker....I hear they have a nice reload
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i gotta be honest, i dont care. liberation = awesome.

Drunken Fridays in Australia look nearly as much fun as drunken fridays in England. We have all this still to come today.

I wonder is there anywhere in the world where english is not allowed at the table..

The USA! Yeeeeeee Haaaaaaaaa!

I went to see Stewart Lee last week. That was pretty much his entire act.

Here he is a few years ago, with sort of jokes (happy Friday!)

The tape of the 911 call made by Michael Jackson's doctor has just been released. Dr Murray says, "I need help Michael's collapsed." Operator says, "Have you started CPR?" Dr Murray says, 'No!" Operator says, "Have you started a defibrillator?' Again the doctor says, 'No!' Operator says, 'Well you wanna be starting something, you got to be starting something!'

i only lost like s few BI, well worth the price of admission.

of course im not drunk enough to send an email worhty of a lifetime ban.......but lets play the game...what would i send to get a lengthy ban? gogogogo

I hope you're going for the same goal next year too

See the lessonworthy example by cloudfire(?) in the zoo lol

Or the guy from redcar, who just got out of jail in nvg

Was he the guy who made drunken threats to go a shooting rampage at the Stars offices, and got raided by armed police the next morning? Hilarious.

Edit: oh yeah - that was the one from Redcar - here it is

Cloudfire's 'please ban me because I have a gambling problem - omg they banned me - it's problem' thread

May I remind you sir that we practically invented the language? It was a hodgepodge of various Anglo-Saxon tribal tongues mixed up with Anglo-Frisian and Germanic dialects melded with obscure Latin phrases, when we took over in the 18th century and refined it to become the most useful language in the world.

Also, being a global superpower, we have forced everyone else in the world to use the English language or face military aggression, which makes your life so much easier now since you don't have to learn German or even *gasp* French.

You're welcome.

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Needs more love

We're spending ourselves into the grave in order to make everyone just like us. Genius plan because when we default, we can move anywhere and it'll still be America!

Shouldn't you have written that in Chinese?

Twasn't so long ago that we didn't speaky English in Ireland. Some people reckon that's why we curse quite a lot. It's as if English doesn't sit well on the Irish tongue.

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This thread should just turn out to be a NSFW thread for beginners

can we just start posting sexy women already?