She was obviously doing the whole "on her knees" thing wrong. If she was doing it right she would have had someone to change the tire for her.

I had fun last night

#triedtobangacarney

Sorry wdwf , you're not letting us down , we know your heart is in the right place <3

And most everything else judging by the reflection...

this for sure

Well, someone had better come out here and teach me the proper way to do things, then. I promise I'm a real hands-on learner.

Its very simple, you just need to make sure to have a real good grip on the nuts...

That's what we like to hear.

[x] Knows too much about nut twisting .

Trust me you REALLY don't want one sheering off... That definitely requires some serious professional attention!

Easy to do with those fake ass L tire irons too . I'm a mechanic irl

what I wanna know is who designs the jacks for cars, I have jacked up my car and I feel like if I touch it thats its gonna fall over. Changing tires=teh suck, thats why I have AAA imo.

Those scissor jacks suck balls imo . And AAA is for ladies and girly men who dont have teh dirty hands

I remember being stuck with no jack at all in the middle of nowhere, 3 of us had to hold the corner of the car up while another guy changed the wheel... He thought he was the lucky one not having to hold it, until he realised we nearly dropped the damn thing on him!

Who is going to crown me BQ FF champion then? Teh crown is figurative, as Ice obv spent my winnings on the ring!

Whats FF stand for ?

meh I have changed tires and can do it, I don't mind getting dirty, (I did all 4 pads and shoes on my last car Audi A4 and it was a pain in the ass lol) but I pay AAA and never use it. I have only had 1 flat in like 9 years lol.

Here is the correct procedure for wimmenz . Pay attention wdwf , this is how to jack up the car .







Yeah , It's good for when you need a tow in the middle of the night . one tow can pay for the membership , i was just messing with ya

ya sure the only time it really paid for itself was my Audi broke down like 50 ft from my house, 2 of the 4 ignition coils went out... stupid german cars. I had to have it towed 65 miles to dealer, free tow=teh nuts.

names changed to protect the guilty (most of the pics i took during the Friday part of the tr)

THURSDAY

I have off work today and get my bike stolen while about 3 miles from home. Awesome. For about the past 6-7 months i would realistically say I travel by bike about 95% of the time and take my car about 5%. It started as a pact with myself that I would bike to work to help stay in shape and save money. amazingly enough, i have YET to catch rain on the way to work, only once on the way home, and only twice did i have to get last minute rides because of bike breaking down on the way to work. I've had to replace several tubes and tires from riding so much, but it's been great for my health and energy as well as helping me save a ton of money. bike getting stolen = super sad. So the plan? spend too much money, drink too much alcohol, smoke too much smokables, stay up way too late.

With a couple options on what to do for Cinco de Mayo, my friend Matt and I head to karaoke by his place at some uber touristy bar that ends up being a flop. not sure anyone in any other part of the world (even other tourist locations) can truly get a sense of how lame and super super horrible these touristy "beach theme" family bars are for people from florida. i hate them...and luckily so does matt and we leave before even getting a first drink.

New plan: head back to the house to smoke, buy some beer, go to place friend's band is playing, drink in parking lot, rock out to a good band. Plan is a success. Tons of people there and a mix of decent looking to nearly horrendous females...but this place is somewhat divey so that is to be expected. There was one girl that I could only describe as a mix between a horse and a squirrel, and nearly everyone i mentioned this to lol'd hard and said it was on the money...just try and picture that if you will. the consensus was that we would still hit it anyway. The band finishes around 12 (???) and while they are breaking down matt and i run into this girl carly that we are friends with and we are all drinking and discretely smoking in the rape nook behind the bar...



It ends up getting lame after an hour or so, and we already ran into this girl Carly who wants to chill so we decide to head back to the pool at matt's place (one of his roomates is the guitarist in the band, dave). Things go pretty standard from here on out...except for making a quick gravity bong that we hit while everyone was essentially naked in the hottub. Carly was in just some skimpy underwear cause she didnt have a bathing suit, and was looking hot as **** for someone i had never really been THAT into before. took her top off for a bit which was icing on the caked lolz. also ran into some kid who was just chilling by the pool messing around with an android tablet and he ended up smoking with us too...for the first time in his life. lolz.

Eventually the night starts to fizzle away as we are all in a daze, so we head back to matts place and decide to watch "The Ring". again, all pretty standard...i crash on the couch and matt crashes in his room with Carly (no sexy time was reported)... we all woke up kinda late the next day, but it quickly became a real fun fun fun fun memorable FRIDAY FRIDAY if you know what i mean...and you will...when i finish this tr


inb4 tl;dr

oh...also a question for teh modz.

can i post a picture that technically shows no nudity, but may or may not....wait nevermind wtf am i thinking

edit:

ok, its my member wrapped in a piece of cloth with some girl giving the thumbs up next to it. i mean, my clothes are on but theres a cloth penis sticking up out of my jeans

why would we want to see that?

FYP

but it is an exciting opportunity for you all, i am sure of it

I would find it more impressive if Tbob actually finished a tr .