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It is more important lol.

Any Damien Rice fans ITT?

I wish I was inthepub

I wish I was in 5 pubs

What do you call an owl that goes to the pub all the time?





An owlcaholic!

It really isn't. Not for me anyway. Sigh.

After all the reading, the exam server crashed so we just went home early. Good job I'm going out for a pint tonight

What did the creative English gal say when she ran out of tampons in the woods?

/thread

If you can't ban 'em, join 'em, IMO.

As I was doing this, I thought:

Am I betting KK into trup QQ here, like a ****ing moron ?



Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.05(BB) Replayer
SB ($3.36)
BB ($9.70)
Hero ($6.77)
BTN ($4.31)

Dealt to Hero K K

Hero raises to $0.17, fold, SB calls $0.15, fold

FLOP ($0.39) Q 3 Q

SB checks, Hero bets $0.30, SB folds

Hero shows K K

Hero wins $0.37

ME:

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $30(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($2,620)
BB ($2,585)
UTG ($3,000)
UTG+1 ($2,885)
UTG+2 ($2,940)
MP1 ($2,920)
CO ($9,140)
Hero ($4,080)

Dealt to Hero K K

UTG calls $30, UTG+1 calls $30, fold, fold, CO raises to $120, Hero raises to $444, SB calls $429, fold, fold, fold, CO calls $324

FLOP ($1,422) 3 2 8

SB checks, CO checks, Hero bets $777, SB folds, CO calls $777

TURN ($2,976) 3 2 8 6

CO checks, Hero bets $2,859 (AI), CO calls $2,859

RIVER ($8,694) 3 2 8 6 Q

CO shows Q A
(Pre 28%, Flop 13.4%, Turn 6.8%)

Hero shows K K
(Pre 72%, Flop 86.6%, Turn 93.2%)

Hero wins $8,694


NOT ME:


Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos

BB: $115.75
UTG: $63.10
MP: $31.65
CO: $91.20
Hero (BTN): $159.30
SB: $50.00

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN with J J
UTG raises to $1.50, 1 fold, CO calls $1.50, Hero calls $1.50, 1 fold, BB calls $1

Flop: ($6.25) T J 2 (4 players)
BB checks, UTG bets $3.50, CO folds, Hero raises to $13, BB calls $13, UTG requests TIME, UTG raises to $29, Hero raises to $45, BB raises to $114.25 all in, UTG calls $32.60 all in, Hero calls $69.25

Turn: ($296.35) T (3 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($296.35) 8 (3 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $296.35
BB shows 9 Q (a straight, Queen high)
UTG shows K Q (a pair of Tens)
Hero shows J J (a full house, Jacks full of Tens)
Hero wins $105.30
Hero wins $188.05
(Rake: $3.00)




[ ] GAMES ARE DEAD

he did get the ball though

I need some of you guys to move near me so i can have a drinking partner. All my friends are either married or in a couple and obviously have no interest in going out every weekend. I may move near Tbob as he seems to spend alot of time under the influence of alcohol lol

The 1 friend i do have that is single is notoriously bad at both

A. Getting a round in
B. Going on the Pull

Big giant FML

Move to London, annoy BB99 and go out and drink with me.

Seems pretty simple.

BB99's got a vacancy next door and everything

londons dear and i doubt id get a job. If i thought i could afford it i definitely would go for it. Thing is im not really qualified for much apart from welding.

I would move beside bb99 but id need the dole and because iv been working its harder, because if i leave my job i wont get it. I need to get laid off to get it and im too awesome to sack lol


edit: Any of you guys going to see the foo's in July. I am. I either just booked tickets or got scammed lol but i went through the official foo's website so i think i should be good

nobody's welding in London?

Besides I thought you wanted to do something else than welding?

Move to London, work a crappy job as a waiter ot whatever and get that degree in physical ed.

It's easy for me to say when I have had the government paying for my education but I have traveled the world to get my education and it is worth it. Both the traveling and doing something you enjoy.

Feels like we have been here before though

yea i dont want to weld but its all im qualified for. but like if i moved to london and worked the crappy waiter job would i not just be basically getting by and not really having money for going out etc

like from your own experience how much would a decent flat be pw, i could search online but i have no idea what area is good etc. I would like to travel but i be worried if i left my job [as much as i hate it its steady income atm] and moved somewhere that i wouldnt get any work go busto and have to leave lol

Honestly I don't know how much you would get for working a crappy job but I seriously doubt that it is less than being a grad student. As a grad student I get £1250-1300/month and I can live off it so far. I do make some poker-money as well though so that helps but I haven't felt like I haven't got money to go out yet.

I think you can find a flat for something like £150 pw if you share with others. Less is also possible but it really depends on how close you want to be to the center and your requirements for your room. I have no idea how expensive a 1 bed 1 bath would be, perhaps bb99 knows stuff like that.

Also, I have no idea about how hard it is to get jobs in London but in a city this big there gotta be some if you'll take waiter jobs and similar. I mean there is a tonne of students in London and they have to earn their money somehow.

I'M IN THE MONEY IN A 1000 ENTRANT TOURNAMENT.


0.42c

Edit: Bust out in 83th place and up 042.c Wooooohooooo!

not a brag

Wow, 0.42c? You're rich. Shame they don't make a coin of that denomination.

Cash out -> 1 quarter, 1 dime, 1 nickel and 2 pennies -> rub on titties

I'll get the whole lot in 1cent coins and splash them on my titties!

throw them out the back of a speeding car

just won my way into the sunday mirrion, cant decide what to do now, take teh T$ and sell it, play a few 50$ mtts to slightly reduce variance.......or go for gold and prey to mincsh inthe million.

also

"What do you call an owl with a sore throat?"