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02-27-2011 , 06:23 PM

#751

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,573

My code for sex with one gf was "I want to get something from the car". It sure made the situation awkward when I actually needed something from the car. Our code for smoking pot was "litening to the new ted nugent album"

02-27-2011 , 06:32 PM

#752

whydowe_fall

Fairy Tertsmother

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,554

My fwb and I start talking about 'forgetting the camera' for sexy time, and 'let's go play cards' for going and smoking 420. This has also created funny scenarios where one of us will tell the other to 'bring the cards' and we just want actual playing cards...

02-27-2011 , 07:11 PM

#753

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,573

at least you aren't ostracized at music school when it gets out that you listen to ted nugent all the time

02-27-2011 , 07:20 PM

#754

A.Ertbjerg

Heisenbjerg

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 10,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by MelchyBeau

Me vs Bat

http://www.chessvideos.tv/chess-game...r.php?id=41526

If black played 7...Bxf3 Whites position seems horrible. After 7...dxe5 White had 8. Bxf7 Kxf7 9. Nxe5 Kg8 10. Nxg4 and it is game over.

And Bat should just have castled Q-side and opened the files on the kingside and there is no way white will survive that.

The queen ending should be a draw and of course Bat can't exchange queens into a loosing pawn endgame.

02-27-2011 , 07:24 PM

#755

A.Ertbjerg

Heisenbjerg

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 10,770

In a related vein I just spend the weekend NOT winning the British Universities Chess Association's team Championship. God we missed a lot of chances, it's horrible.

02-27-2011 , 09:11 PM

#756

Ice_W0lf

Tremendous

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 13,530

noms for February.... what do you guys think is best:

Quote:

Originally Posted by TBobLP

winnar winnar chicken breast and thighs!

Quote:

Originally Posted by bumblebee99

bumblebee for mod?

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustinJude

you are a lot taller on TV than you are on 2+2!

Quote:

Originally Posted by davidv1213

so f rigged

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustinJude

Never misunderestimate the ability of us humans to be dumb.

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustinJude

Too long for a NOM but wudifIcould.

Quote:

Originally Posted by **Bernard**

OMFG!!!!! youse best not be flirting wit anutha girrrrrl TBobby.

Quote:

Originally Posted by bumblebee99

AND MAKE SURE YOU **** OFF BACK TO IRELAND WHEN YOUR TEMP VISA RUNS OUT.

Quote:

tell me im wrong, i dare u

Quote:

Originally Posted by bumblebee99

reached a low point in my 2+2 career.

Quote:

Originally Posted by TBobLP

imagine keyboards and drums and lots of angry lesbians

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice_W0lf

oddly enough.. tiddlywinks is mine and my gf's code word when out in public for sexytime.

02-27-2011 , 09:15 PM

#757

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,266

tell me im wrong, i dare you

imagine keyboards and drums and lots of angry lesbians

IMO

02-27-2011 , 09:36 PM

#758

AlienSpaceBat

table tilting animal

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 9,703

its gotta be lesbians, no other choice ....

02-27-2011 , 09:44 PM

#759

AlienSpaceBat

table tilting animal

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 9,703

Quote:

Originally Posted by A.Ertbjerg

If black played 7...Bxf3 Whites position seems horrible. After 7...dxe5 White had 8. Bxf7 Kxf7 9. Nxe5 Kg8 10. Nxg4 and it is game over.

And Bat should just have castled Q-side and opened the files on the kingside and there is no way white will survive that.

The queen ending should be a draw and of course Bat can't exchange queens into a loosing pawn endgame.

Yeah. Given that I haven't played at all in >5yrs and haven't played a human in >10yrs, I wasn't too horrified how it went.

I did think that if I had moved my king and then exchanged queens I may have had the better of the endgame, even though I was a pawn down, but idk.

02-27-2011 , 11:16 PM

#760

Jabba021

veteran

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 3,075

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice_W0lf

oddly enough.. tiddlywinks is mine and my gf's code word when out in public for sexytime.

nomnomnomnomnomnom

02-27-2011 , 11:34 PM

#761

MexiKen

adept

Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 730

lesbians or bumblebee for mod ftw.

02-27-2011 , 11:39 PM

#762

whydowe_fall

Fairy Tertsmother

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,554

Quote:

Originally Posted by MexiKen

lesbians or bumblebee for mod ftw.

nom

02-28-2011 , 03:26 AM

#763

bumblebee99

Badugi Ninja

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 10,997

If that was a real poll, I certainly wouldn't be voting for me.

02-28-2011 , 08:53 AM

#764

Ice_W0lf

Tremendous

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 13,530

wdwf's nom is a strong contender with tbob's "imagine keyboards and drums and lots of angry lesbians" imo.

02-28-2011 , 09:41 AM

#765

obviously.bogus

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 4,905

(Apologies if this is a little too much content for LC/NC, but I'm not creating a thread for this ...)

Playing 5NL with an 8-tabling ass to my left and a single tabling fish to my right. The big hand that started it off they are re-raising each other until they stack-off for a $10+ pot. Ass has AA and fish has QQ, and a Q comes on the turn(?) and fish wins.

This enrages the ass who starts calling the fish an idiot etc etc. So I do what I often do in this type of situation and attack back (reasoning is that I don't want the fish to be upset and leave) I call him a bigger idiot for complaining. We go back and forth for a bit, and then he has obviously PTR'd me because he quotes my win rate, so I asking him how he knows that, hoping that he outs himself so I can report him, but he's not *THAT* stupid and doesn't take the bait.

Then he quotes the fish's total losses, (-$800) so again I ask how he knows, hoping to entrap him, and then *the fish* says "ptr" !!! and the ass replies "dont tap the tank lol" !!!

02-28-2011 , 11:11 AM

#766

Leroy2DaBeroy

Head in the Clouds

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 15,761

keyboards/drums/lesbians AINEC

I'm going to go with the belief that half+ of those noms were jokes. If sucky noms continue, I may rant next month.

Last edited by Leroy2DaBeroy; 02-28-2011 at 11:12 AM. Reason: In before nom, LDO.

02-28-2011 , 11:57 AM

#767

JustinJude

veteran

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 3,436

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leroy2DaBeroy

keyboards/drums/lesbians AINEC

I like this one too - it's punchy. I thought we were only allowed one nom each tho...

yeah yeah I'm a slow learner

02-28-2011 , 12:07 PM

#768

obviously.bogus

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 4,905

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leroy2DaBeroy

In before nom, LDO.

nom

.

Last edited by obviously.bogus; 02-28-2011 at 12:07 PM. Reason: LDO

02-28-2011 , 12:08 PM

#769

AlienSpaceBat

table tilting animal

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 9,703

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustinJude

I thought we were only allowed one nom each tho...

nom

02-28-2011 , 12:13 PM

#770

JustinJude

veteran

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 3,436

Last edited by JustinJude; 02-28-2011 at 12:19 PM. Reason: L2daB is gonna be rantin'...

02-28-2011 , 01:09 PM

#771

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,573

Just got to palm beach kennel club with my budskie andrew touchette (bankrollme87) who has heaps in the main event. When walking up to the poker room I literally bumped into dwight pilgrim lolol...my event starts at 3pm. GL all!

02-28-2011 , 01:23 PM

#772

crazyfool1985

¯\_(°_o)_/¯

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 5,213

Quote:

Originally Posted by obviously.bogus

(Apologies if this is a little too much content for LC/NC, but I'm not creating a thread for this ...)

Playing 5NL with an 8-tabling ass to my left and a single tabling fish to my right. The big hand that started it off they are re-raising each other until they stack-off for a $10+ pot. Ass has AA and fish has QQ, and a Q comes on the turn(?) and fish wins.

This enrages the ass who starts calling the fish an idiot etc etc. So I do what I often do in this type of situation and attack back (reasoning is that I don't want the fish to be upset and leave) I call him a bigger idiot for complaining. We go back and forth for a bit, and then he has obviously PTR'd me because he quotes my win rate, so I asking him how he knows that, hoping that he outs himself so I can report him, but he's not *THAT* stupid and doesn't take the bait.

Then he quotes the fish's total losses, (-$800) so again I ask how he knows, hoping to entrap him, and then *the fish* says "ptr" !!! and the ass replies "dont tap the tank lol" !!!

report him to security anyway imo, tell them that you suspect he got the info from ptr, nothing is likely to happen anyway even if he admitted it. but i hate people bringing ptr into chat, so ****ing tilting.

Sure everyone uses it, thats only natural but to drive fish away with letting them know about it or embarressing them. Ffs how ******ed do you have to be

/rant

02-28-2011 , 02:31 PM

#773

JustinJude

veteran

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 3,436

I don't use PTR....

Last edited by JustinJude; 02-28-2011 at 02:31 PM. Reason: I use a different site ;)

02-28-2011 , 03:56 PM

#774

crazyfool1985

¯\_(°_o)_/¯

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 5,213

why the **** is everyone running so hot against me tonight

02-28-2011 , 04:15 PM

#775

MelchyBeau

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 6,043

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazyfool1985

why the **** is everyone running so hot against me tonight

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