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be careful, he might throw an orange at you in a fit of rage (LC/NC NSFW) be careful, he might throw an orange at you in a fit of rage (LC/NC NSFW)

02-26-2011 , 09:30 PM
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Originally Posted by AlienSpaceBat
bee is so gonna busto me tomorrow
fyfyp.

Last edited by bumblebee99; 02-26-2011 at 09:31 PM. Reason: jesus it's half one.
02-26-2011 , 10:05 PM
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Originally Posted by bumblebee99
I'm going to bed to dream of a wdwf/jennifer tilly sandwich.
Delicious, but not that nutritious, unless you could the protein we'll be consuming...
02-26-2011 , 10:11 PM
had a night out with friends, was alright, got introduced to a girl, im not looking for anything with a woman - ie relationship etc cause i dont want the hassle, at first i thought nah not interested, she was nice, prob a Real Life 6/10 maybe 7/10

but was later alone with me and **** me was she hilarious, seriously gave her an extra point on the /10 scale

dunno what to do, could be worth it if there is sexy time potential, although i dunno if thats on the cards or not

sigh

tbob can i move in with you

because i know if i had women sharing a bed with me i wouldnt fail and only get a phone number
02-26-2011 , 10:19 PM
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Originally Posted by crazyfool1985
had a night out with friends, was alright, got introduced to a girl, im not looking for anything with a woman - ie relationship etc cause i dont want the hassle, at first i thought nah not interested, she was nice, prob a Real Life 6/10 maybe 7/10

but was later alone with me and **** me was she hilarious, seriously gave her an extra point on the /10 scale

dunno what to do, could be worth it if there is sexy time potential, although i dunno if thats on the cards or not

sigh

tbob can i move in with you

because i know if i had women sharing a bed with me i wouldnt fail and only get a phone number
Haha you can move in with me...I think it would be a good time for anybody. I'm going out tonight in a little bit with a friend and his gf. Called up the girl and she's gonna meet us downtown. First stop: visit hotdog girl (girl I knew in hs who now sells hotdogs in a bikini). Will post pics...interactive tr ftw! Tell me what u guys want me to do while downtown and I will do it, report and take pics
02-26-2011 , 10:25 PM
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Originally Posted by TBobLP
Tell me what u guys want me to do while downtown and I will do it, report and take pics
You wouldn't do it.

And you wouldn't post the pics if you did do it ..... (the cops will take your cellphone away)


02-26-2011 , 10:37 PM
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Originally Posted by wafflehouse1
KidPoker: This kids a 2+er, he might ship it
JoeHachem: Hes American enable doomswitch. Aussie Aussie Aussie


15/15 last time I post for a rail
It's a long known rule in MTTc that you don't ask for people to rail before the ft.. it's an instant curse.
02-26-2011 , 10:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Ice_W0lf
It's a long known rule in MTTc that you don't ask for people to rail before the ft.. it's an instant curse.
Lol me showing what a ring gamer I am
02-26-2011 , 10:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AlienSpaceBat
You wouldn't do it.

And you wouldn't post the pics if you did do it ..... (the cops will take your cellphone away)


Try me lol...seriously though, ill be drinking so ill probably do something ******ed
02-26-2011 , 11:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ice_W0lf
It's a long known rule in MTTc that you don't ask for people to rail before the ft.. it's an instant curse.
Except for Kirbynator.
02-27-2011 , 09:29 AM
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(no sexytime, sorry)
wtf
02-27-2011 , 10:03 AM
lolomaha

limp stacks hand ftw

Ongame Network $25.00 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 4 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos

BTN: $24.50
Hero (SB): $23.98
BB: $35.79
CO: $30.70

Pre Flop: ($0.50) Hero is SB with 5 3 8 Q
2 folds, Hero checks, BB checks

Flop: ($0.50) 8 8 3 (2 players)
Hero bets $0.38, BB raises to $1.64, Hero calls $1.26

Turn: ($3.78) K (2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets $3.78, Hero raises to $9.50, BB raises to $32.28, Hero calls $12.59 all in

River: ($47.96) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $47.96
Hero shows 5 3 8 Q
BB shows 8 2 T 7
BB wins $10.19
(Rake: $-8.69)
02-27-2011 , 10:29 AM
WTF with that rake? Is that wrong?
02-27-2011 , 11:37 AM
I hope you guys wanted me to run into these two other girls that I knew in high school then leave because the crowd was completely old and creepy then go to Dada's for lesbian night apparently...imagine keyboards and drums and lots of angry lesbians...yea...then go to some dive and see a bmw get ****ed up by a drunk dude before going with non sexytime girl, good friend who is bar owner and good friend who is bartender to late night bar to play pool and apparently watch tons of fights because that's what I did.
02-27-2011 , 11:47 AM
yea the real rake was $1.5 according to HEM, HH convertor doesn't seem to like euro sites too well.

Tbob, the main question is did you turn non-sexytime girl into sexytime girl?

I still cant see how you got a woman into bed with you and didnt do anything
02-27-2011 , 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by TBobLP
imagine keyboards and drums and lots of angry lesbians
nom
02-27-2011 , 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by crazyfool1985
I still cant see how you got a woman into bed with you and didnt do anything
She obviously felt safe..............
02-27-2011 , 02:06 PM
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Originally Posted by crazyfool1985
Tbob, the main question is did you turn non-sexytime girl into sexytime girl?

I still cant see how you got a woman into bed with you and didnt do anything
No I did not transform her into a tbob-experienced woman. However, she is going to come over tomorrow and go with me down to the pbkc to hang out before the wsop tournament.

As far as "getting" a woman into bed and not doing anything...having women in the same bed happens on the reg so I don't always feel compelled to take advantage of the situation every time.

I thumb wrestled a girl named brenda last night
02-27-2011 , 03:15 PM
please tell me thumb wrestled is code for sexed
02-27-2011 , 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted by TBobLP
I thumb wrestled a guy named brendan last night
???????????????????????????
Spoiler:
02-27-2011 , 03:58 PM
I was going to say 'oh, I'm like tbob, I have a woman sleep in my bed every night without banging lololol' and then I realized that I have sex sometimes though, so the comparison ends.

Last edited by whydowe_fall; 02-27-2011 at 04:14 PM. Reason: :D
02-27-2011 , 04:29 PM
^^^ online chess is sooooooo rigged ........
02-27-2011 , 04:48 PM
first cricket, now chess, what next in this thread? tiddlywinks?
02-27-2011 , 04:51 PM
oddly enough.. tiddlywinks is mine and my gf's code word when out in public for sexytime.
02-27-2011 , 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Ice_W0lf
oddly enough.. tiddlywinks is mine and my gf's code word when out in public for sexytime.
nom.

      
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