be careful, he might throw an orange at you in a fit of rage (LC/NC NSFW)
02-01-2011
, 02:48 PM
although to be fair the mods were slow. I know if i were mod things would change, firstly because i could do whatever i wanted ban free and secondly id ban BB99 weekly
02-01-2011
, 03:01 PM
02-01-2011
, 03:36 PM
02-01-2011
, 04:05 PM
02-01-2011
, 04:57 PM
ok wtf donkaments lol, the turn minraise was a missclick but wtf at tht fold hahahaha
iPoker - $5+$0.50|<> NL - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3
BB: 2,795.00
UTG: 1,900.00
UTG+1: 2,690.00
MP: 4,272.50
MP+1: 2,135.00
Hero (LP): 2,170.00
CO: 480.00
BTN: 2,335.00
SB: 1,830.00
SB posts SB 30.00, BB posts BB 60.00
Pre Flop: (90.00) Hero has A
Q
UTG calls 60.00, fold, fold, MP+1 calls 60.00, Hero raises to 180.00, fold, fold, fold, BB calls 120.00, UTG calls 120.00, MP+1 calls 120.00
Flop: (750.00, 4 players) A T 8
BB checks, UTG checks, MP+1 checks, Hero bets 562.50, fold, fold, MP+1 calls 562.50
Turn: (1875.00, 2 players) 4
MP+1 checks, Hero bets 60.00, MP+1 calls 60.00
River: (1995.00, 2 players) 3
MP+1 bets 997.50, Hero raises to 1,367.50, fold
Hero shows A Q (One Pair, Aces)
Hero wins 3,990.00
iPoker - $5+$0.50|<> NL - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3
BB: 2,795.00
UTG: 1,900.00
UTG+1: 2,690.00
MP: 4,272.50
MP+1: 2,135.00
Hero (LP): 2,170.00
CO: 480.00
BTN: 2,335.00
SB: 1,830.00
SB posts SB 30.00, BB posts BB 60.00
Pre Flop: (90.00) Hero has A
Q UTG calls 60.00, fold, fold, MP+1 calls 60.00, Hero raises to 180.00, fold, fold, fold, BB calls 120.00, UTG calls 120.00, MP+1 calls 120.00
Flop: (750.00, 4 players) A
T 8 BB checks, UTG checks, MP+1 checks, Hero bets 562.50, fold, fold, MP+1 calls 562.50
Turn: (1875.00, 2 players) 4
MP+1 checks, Hero bets 60.00, MP+1 calls 60.00
River: (1995.00, 2 players) 3
MP+1 bets 997.50, Hero raises to 1,367.50, fold
Hero shows A
Q (One Pair, Aces)Hero wins 3,990.00
02-01-2011
, 05:25 PM
02-01-2011
, 06:09 PM
02-01-2011
, 07:06 PM
Same guy within a orbit, then he left:
I think I screwed up turn betsizing in both hands though
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Replayer
SB ($144)
BB ($24)
UTG ($50)
CO ($69.32)
Hero ($56.62)
Dealt to Hero Q
K
fold, CO calls $0.50, Hero raises to $2.50, SB calls $2.25, fold, fold
FLOP ($6) 9 Q Q
SB bets $0.50, Hero raises to $6.50, SB calls $6
TURN ($19) 9 Q Q 9
SB bets $9.50, Hero raises to $28.50, SB calls $19
RIVER ($76) 9 Q Q 9 4
SB bets $19, Hero raises to $19.12 (AI), SB calls $0.12
SB shows A T
(Pre 59%, Flop 1.8%, Turn 0.0%)
Hero shows Q K
(Pre 41%, Flop 98.2%, Turn 100.0%)
Hero wins $111
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Replayer
SB ($67.82)
Hero ($111)
CO ($86.60)
BTN ($25.79)
Dealt to Hero 5 7
CO calls $0.50, fold, SB calls $0.25, Hero checks
FLOP ($1.50) 6 2 8
SB checks, Hero bets $1.50, CO calls $1.50, SB folds
TURN ($4.50) 6 2 8 Q
Hero bets $4.50, CO calls $4.50
RIVER ($13.50) 6 2 8 Q 4
Hero bets $104, CO calls $80.10 (AI)
CO shows 7 J
(Pre 68%, Flop 58.2%, Turn 75.0%)
Hero shows 5 7
(Pre 32%, Flop 41.8%, Turn 25.0%)
Hero wins $170
I think I screwed up turn betsizing in both hands though
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Replayer
SB ($144)
BB ($24)
UTG ($50)
CO ($69.32)
Hero ($56.62)
Dealt to Hero Q
K fold, CO calls $0.50, Hero raises to $2.50, SB calls $2.25, fold, fold
FLOP ($6) 9
Q Q SB bets $0.50, Hero raises to $6.50, SB calls $6
TURN ($19) 9
Q Q 9 SB bets $9.50, Hero raises to $28.50, SB calls $19
RIVER ($76) 9
Q Q 9 4 SB bets $19, Hero raises to $19.12 (AI), SB calls $0.12
SB shows A
T (Pre 59%, Flop 1.8%, Turn 0.0%)
Hero shows Q
K (Pre 41%, Flop 98.2%, Turn 100.0%)
Hero wins $111
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Replayer
SB ($67.82)
Hero ($111)
CO ($86.60)
BTN ($25.79)
Dealt to Hero 5
7 CO calls $0.50, fold, SB calls $0.25, Hero checks
FLOP ($1.50) 6
2 8 SB checks, Hero bets $1.50, CO calls $1.50, SB folds
TURN ($4.50) 6
2 8 Q Hero bets $4.50, CO calls $4.50
RIVER ($13.50) 6
2 8 Q 4 Hero bets $104, CO calls $80.10 (AI)
CO shows 7
J (Pre 68%, Flop 58.2%, Turn 75.0%)
Hero shows 5
7 (Pre 32%, Flop 41.8%, Turn 25.0%)
Hero wins $170
02-01-2011
, 07:12 PM
Quote:
Same guy within a orbit, then he left:
I think I screwed up turn betsizing in both hands though
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Replayer
SB ($67.82)
Hero ($111)
CO ($86.60)
BTN ($25.79)
Dealt to Hero 5 7
CO calls $0.50, fold, SB calls $0.25, Hero checks
FLOP ($1.50) 6 2 8
SB checks, Hero bets $1.50, CO calls $1.50, SB folds
TURN ($4.50) 6 2 8 Q
Hero bets $4.50, CO calls $4.50
RIVER ($13.50) 6 2 8 Q 4
Hero bets $104, CO calls $80.10 (AI)
CO shows 7 J
(Pre 68%, Flop 58.2%, Turn 75.0%)
Hero shows 5 7
(Pre 32%, Flop 41.8%, Turn 25.0%)
Hero wins $170
I think I screwed up turn betsizing in both hands though
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Replayer
SB ($67.82)
Hero ($111)
CO ($86.60)
BTN ($25.79)
Dealt to Hero 5
7 CO calls $0.50, fold, SB calls $0.25, Hero checks
FLOP ($1.50) 6
2 8 SB checks, Hero bets $1.50, CO calls $1.50, SB folds
TURN ($4.50) 6
2 8 Q Hero bets $4.50, CO calls $4.50
RIVER ($13.50) 6
2 8 Q 4 Hero bets $104, CO calls $80.10 (AI)
CO shows 7
J (Pre 68%, Flop 58.2%, Turn 75.0%)
Hero shows 5
7 (Pre 32%, Flop 41.8%, Turn 25.0%)
Hero wins $170
Aight - time to play my favourite donkament - The Kitchen Sink.
02-01-2011
, 08:16 PM
02-01-2011
, 08:27 PM
02-01-2011
, 08:35 PM
02-01-2011
, 08:37 PM
02-01-2011
, 09:06 PM
02-01-2011
, 09:56 PM
I will have you Euros know that i went to the soccer the other night for the first time...
And it was ****ing awesome! Even though it was in lolstralia and soccer is by no means a very attended sport here compared to our other sports, it had a mad atmosphere and all the chants and **** were so hilarious. Will go back. Dunno if ill get time to follow all the Euro leagues and whatnot but i think i will be getting membership next season (Melbourne Victory) and get down to a few games!!!
This is what this beginner looks like with one of the players, Danny Allsopp....
Good day.
Also in on first page mother****ers!!
And it was ****ing awesome! Even though it was in lolstralia and soccer is by no means a very attended sport here compared to our other sports, it had a mad atmosphere and all the chants and **** were so hilarious. Will go back. Dunno if ill get time to follow all the Euro leagues and whatnot but i think i will be getting membership next season (Melbourne Victory) and get down to a few games!!!
This is what this beginner looks like with one of the players, Danny Allsopp....
Good day.
Also in on first page mother****ers!!
02-01-2011
, 11:12 PM
Quote:
I will have you Euros know that i went to the soccer the other night for the first time...
And it was ****ing awesome! Even though it was in lolstralia and soccer is by no means a very attended sport here compared to our other sports, it had a mad atmosphere and all the chants and **** were so hilarious. Will go back. Dunno if ill get time to follow all the Euro leagues and whatnot but i think i will be getting membership next season (Melbourne Victory) and get down to a few games!!!
This is what this beginner looks like with one of the players, Danny Allsopp....
Good day.
Also in on first page mother****ers!!
And it was ****ing awesome! Even though it was in lolstralia and soccer is by no means a very attended sport here compared to our other sports, it had a mad atmosphere and all the chants and **** were so hilarious. Will go back. Dunno if ill get time to follow all the Euro leagues and whatnot but i think i will be getting membership next season (Melbourne Victory) and get down to a few games!!!
This is what this beginner looks like with one of the players, Danny Allsopp....
Good day.
Also in on first page mother****ers!!
Nice of nature to send a cyclone to destroy the only parts of Queensland that have avoided disaster area designation so far this year.
02-01-2011
, 11:45 PM
02-02-2011
, 02:39 AM
Don't try to play with wet hands (doing dishes) with a laptop touchpad ...
Poker Stars $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos
BB: $0.80
Hero (UTG): $4.86
MP: $3.31
CO: $0.76
BTN: $0.96
SB: $2.22
Pre Flop: ($0.03) Hero is UTG with A A
1 fold
Results oriented ... villains had straight and flush
Poker Stars $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos
BB: $0.80
Hero (UTG): $4.86
MP: $3.31
CO: $0.76
BTN: $0.96
SB: $2.22
Pre Flop: ($0.03) Hero is UTG with A
A1 fold
Results oriented ... villains had straight and flush
02-02-2011
, 03:23 AM
02-02-2011
, 05:25 AM
nice.
if i knew you were going to see him I would told you to ask him how much it must suck to have to pretend that Kevin Muscat isnt a total dickhead? lols
if i knew you were going to see him I would told you to ask him how much it must suck to have to pretend that Kevin Muscat isnt a total dickhead? lols
Spoiler:
Quote:
I will have you Euros know that i went to the soccer the other night for the first time...
And it was ****ing awesome! Even though it was in lolstralia and soccer is by no means a very attended sport here compared to our other sports, it had a mad atmosphere and all the chants and **** were so hilarious. Will go back. Dunno if ill get time to follow all the Euro leagues and whatnot but i think i will be getting membership next season (Melbourne Victory) and get down to a few games!!!
This is what this beginner looks like with one of the players, Danny Allsopp....
Good day.
Also in on first page mother****ers!!
And it was ****ing awesome! Even though it was in lolstralia and soccer is by no means a very attended sport here compared to our other sports, it had a mad atmosphere and all the chants and **** were so hilarious. Will go back. Dunno if ill get time to follow all the Euro leagues and whatnot but i think i will be getting membership next season (Melbourne Victory) and get down to a few games!!!
This is what this beginner looks like with one of the players, Danny Allsopp....
Good day.
Also in on first page mother****ers!!
Last edited by OziBattler; 02-02-2011 at 05:32 AM.
Reason: did i mention i dont like Muscat? :)