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12-27-2024 , 02:47 PM

#2326

Tuma

Worships Amon-Ra

Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 17,469

Is it a great, or terrible idea to run a private homegame?

In condensed form as possible, what should one keep in mind if it's a great idea.

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12-27-2024 , 08:10 PM

#2327

limon

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Originally Posted by Tuma

Is it a great, or terrible idea to run a private homegame?

In condensed form as possible, what should one keep in mind if it's a great idea.

im sure ive answered this 100 times, search this thread.

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12-27-2024 , 08:11 PM

#2328

Tuma

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12-27-2024 , 10:07 PM

#2329

ruo44

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where and how big was the biggest dump you ever took?

Last edited by ruo44; 12-27-2024 at 10:08 PM. Reason: s word

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12-28-2024 , 12:04 PM

#2330

limon

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Originally Posted by ruo44

where and how big was the biggest dump you ever took?

probably after one of my knee surgeries. you take that hillbilly heroin and you get plugged up for a while, then, boom!!!

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12-28-2024 , 02:44 PM

#2331

ruo44

centurion

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true

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12-29-2024 , 12:16 PM

#2332

Turdzilla

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Originally Posted by limon

probably after one of my knee surgeries. you take that hillbilly heroin and you get plugged up for a while, then, boom!!!

I thought it was when they called the floor on your drunken ass several times by a young lady.

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12-29-2024 , 10:49 PM

#2333

Tuma

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thank you bot for protecting my eyes from the reply to that

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01-02-2025 , 06:40 PM

#2334

limon

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Originally Posted by Tuma

thank you bot for protecting my eyes from the reply to that

The bot is the death of everything it touches

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01-02-2025 , 08:04 PM

#2335

jrrdesert

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Join Date: Jun 2023 Posts: 169

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Originally Posted by limon

The bot is the death of everything it touches

Serving it's purpose

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01-06-2025 , 11:18 PM

#2336

JohnnyDough

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Join Date: Dec 2018 Posts: 274

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Originally Posted by Dan_Druff

Whoa! Look at the projection here!

One of us does look homeless... it's the drunk with scraggly hair mumbling to himself at the Commerce bar as he drinks alone all day, every day.

One of us wanders around aimlessly Commerce all day, every day.... and the other only comes by occasionally to play poker like a normal human being, and leaves when he's done.

One of us has success to where he can do what he wants, when he wants to... and the other is forced to spend all day drinking alone at Commerce while he waits many hours for his hosted game to finish, just so he can take home a meager sum of money raked from it.

One of us creates threads calling himself a "literal legend" because he's an insecure 51-year-old drunk.... and the other... doesn't.

You aren't a success story from the world of poker. You were pushed out of the one lucrative thing you ever lucked into (Live at the Bike) because you are a miserable human nobody wants to be around. Now you scratch by hosting Commerce private games, yet rarely actually play in them, giving yourself a fate almost worse than death -- being trapped daily at the Commerce with nothing to do besides wait for time to pass.

If you're a "literal legend of gambling", they should use you as a poster boy as to why kids should stay in school and never gamble.

Was Druff right? Have you seen him lately?

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01-07-2025 , 12:20 PM

#2337

limon

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Originally Posted by JohnnyDough

Was Druff right? Have you seen him lately?

right about what? his a broke ass bum looking aspergers limit grinder who pays rake like a bitch while anyone who has half a brain get PAYED rake. a life failure in every way stuck in horrible games while real professional gamblers can come and go as they please and make money while they are sleeping!

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01-08-2025 , 11:08 AM

#2338

YoungOne

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Limon,

Just checking in on you. Those LA wildfires looking bad. Hopefully you and everyone you know is safe.

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01-08-2025 , 01:09 PM

#2339

limon

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Originally Posted by YoungOne

Limon,

Just checking in on you. Those LA wildfires looking bad. Hopefully you and everyone you know is safe.

Thanks bud. It’s a mess. Embers flew into my yard and I had to put sprinklers on the roof. It was like a fire hurricane. Everything is busted up in the yard but ok.

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01-10-2025 , 05:04 PM

#2340

JohnnyDough

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Originally Posted by limon

What is the story behind you twos beef?

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01-10-2025 , 09:06 PM

#2341

limon

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Originally Posted by JohnnyDough

What is the story behind you twos beef?

he called me while on air for his "show" with zero views and i owned his soul, turned his nonexistent audience against him and forced him to listen to me take a piss on air, basically cucking him before that was even a thing. epic show, still online somewhere.

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01-10-2025 , 09:22 PM

#2342

Tuma

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cliffs:

abe > todd
todd is perma-pissed off about it

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01-11-2025 , 12:23 AM

#2343

Atarirob

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Originally Posted by limon

Thanks bud. It’s a mess. Embers flew into my yard and I had to put sprinklers on the roof. It was like a fire hurricane. Everything is busted up in the yard but ok.

I was just watching the NBC LA feed here in Michigan watching the hills burn and thought…oh **** hope Limon is alright.

Stay safe

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01-11-2025 , 02:51 AM

#2344

downunder66

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Originally Posted by Darth Sagebrush

Eurogrinders don't play games that solvers don't exist for. And they don't go to places with tornadoes and MAGA and actual locusts.

I agree with your assessment if you're only talking about solved games in fashionable cities.

So, they don't play in Arkansas, Missouri, Oklahoma, etc.? Have I missed any?

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01-11-2025 , 12:17 PM

#2345

limon

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Originally Posted by Atarirob

I was just watching the NBC LA feed here in Michigan watching the hills burn and thought…oh **** hope Limon is alright.

Stay safe

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01-11-2025 , 12:17 PM

#2346

limon

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Originally Posted by Tuma

cliffs:

abe > todd
todd is perma-pissed off about it

nailed it.

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01-11-2025 , 12:32 PM

#2347

Atarirob

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Originally Posted by limon

Saw that tour…

Jack did Kyle dirty

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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01-11-2025 , 01:15 PM

#2348

limon

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Originally Posted by Atarirob

Saw that tour…

Jack did Kyle dirty

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

i think its a head fake. couldn't split up tango and cash, couldn't split up kato and nash.

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