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12-27-2024 , 02:47 PM
Is it a great, or terrible idea to run a private homegame?

In condensed form as possible, what should one keep in mind if it's a great idea.
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12-27-2024 , 08:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Tuma
Is it a great, or terrible idea to run a private homegame?

In condensed form as possible, what should one keep in mind if it's a great idea.
im sure ive answered this 100 times, search this thread.
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12-27-2024 , 08:11 PM
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12-27-2024 , 10:07 PM
where and how big was the biggest dump you ever took?

Last edited by ruo44; 12-27-2024 at 10:08 PM. Reason: s word
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12-28-2024 , 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by ruo44
where and how big was the biggest dump you ever took?
probably after one of my knee surgeries. you take that hillbilly heroin and you get plugged up for a while, then, boom!!!
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12-28-2024 , 02:44 PM
true
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12-29-2024 , 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted by limon
probably after one of my knee surgeries. you take that hillbilly heroin and you get plugged up for a while, then, boom!!!
I thought it was when they called the floor on your drunken ass several times by a young lady.
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12-29-2024 , 10:49 PM
thank you bot for protecting my eyes from the reply to that
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01-02-2025 , 06:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Tuma
thank you bot for protecting my eyes from the reply to that
The bot is the death of everything it touches
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01-02-2025 , 08:04 PM
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Originally Posted by limon
The bot is the death of everything it touches
Serving it's purpose
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01-06-2025 , 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Dan_Druff
Whoa! Look at the projection here!

One of us does look homeless... it's the drunk with scraggly hair mumbling to himself at the Commerce bar as he drinks alone all day, every day.

One of us wanders around aimlessly Commerce all day, every day.... and the other only comes by occasionally to play poker like a normal human being, and leaves when he's done.

One of us has success to where he can do what he wants, when he wants to... and the other is forced to spend all day drinking alone at Commerce while he waits many hours for his hosted game to finish, just so he can take home a meager sum of money raked from it.

One of us creates threads calling himself a "literal legend" because he's an insecure 51-year-old drunk.... and the other... doesn't.


You aren't a success story from the world of poker. You were pushed out of the one lucrative thing you ever lucked into (Live at the Bike) because you are a miserable human nobody wants to be around. Now you scratch by hosting Commerce private games, yet rarely actually play in them, giving yourself a fate almost worse than death -- being trapped daily at the Commerce with nothing to do besides wait for time to pass.

If you're a "literal legend of gambling", they should use you as a poster boy as to why kids should stay in school and never gamble.


Was Druff right? Have you seen him lately?
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01-07-2025 , 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted by JohnnyDough
Was Druff right? Have you seen him lately?
right about what? his a broke ass bum looking aspergers limit grinder who pays rake like a bitch while anyone who has half a brain get PAYED rake. a life failure in every way stuck in horrible games while real professional gamblers can come and go as they please and make money while they are sleeping!
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01-08-2025 , 11:08 AM
Limon,

Just checking in on you. Those LA wildfires looking bad. Hopefully you and everyone you know is safe.
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01-08-2025 , 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted by YoungOne
Limon,

Just checking in on you. Those LA wildfires looking bad. Hopefully you and everyone you know is safe.
Thanks bud. It’s a mess. Embers flew into my yard and I had to put sprinklers on the roof. It was like a fire hurricane. Everything is busted up in the yard but ok.
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01-10-2025 , 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted by limon
right about what? his a broke ass bum looking aspergers limit grinder who pays rake like a bitch while anyone who has half a brain get PAYED rake. a life failure in every way stuck in horrible games while real professional gamblers can come and go as they please and make money while they are sleeping!
What is the story behind you twos beef?
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01-10-2025 , 09:06 PM
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What is the story behind you twos beef?
he called me while on air for his "show" with zero views and i owned his soul, turned his nonexistent audience against him and forced him to listen to me take a piss on air, basically cucking him before that was even a thing. epic show, still online somewhere.
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01-10-2025 , 09:22 PM
cliffs:

abe > todd
todd is perma-pissed off about it
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01-11-2025 , 12:23 AM
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Originally Posted by limon
Thanks bud. It’s a mess. Embers flew into my yard and I had to put sprinklers on the roof. It was like a fire hurricane. Everything is busted up in the yard but ok.

I was just watching the NBC LA feed here in Michigan watching the hills burn and thought…oh **** hope Limon is alright.

Stay safe
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01-11-2025 , 02:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Darth Sagebrush
Eurogrinders don't play games that solvers don't exist for. And they don't go to places with tornadoes and MAGA and actual locusts.

I agree with your assessment if you're only talking about solved games in fashionable cities.
So, they don't play in Arkansas, Missouri, Oklahoma, etc.? Have I missed any?
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01-11-2025 , 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Atarirob
I was just watching the NBC LA feed here in Michigan watching the hills burn and thought…oh **** hope Limon is alright.

Stay safe
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01-11-2025 , 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Tuma
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abe > todd
todd is perma-pissed off about it
nailed it.
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01-11-2025 , 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by limon

Saw that tour…

Jack did Kyle dirty


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01-11-2025 , 01:15 PM
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Saw that tour…

Jack did Kyle dirty


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i think its a head fake. couldn't split up tango and cash, couldn't split up kato and nash.
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01-23-2025 , 08:42 PM
if you had to do it all over again, including forgetting everything you know now about poker

would you

or would you consider its too hard to make a easy living, and would have put that much energy and effort into something else would have paid as much or more

after all, all the patience, set backs, learning, playing, around in a table with sometimes annoying people... is worth considering if you consider it somewhat a sort of a mistake in the grand scheme of things

I do am asking about money, but not entirely so, also the aspect of just doing something else, could pay less or more, but, its also doing something else, that would serve the world in a different manner, that would give different experiences... im sure sometimes you felt like I did some time in your life, sat a a table full of *******s that you wouldnt hang out with otherwise, look at trashy cards for a while and thought wtf am I doing here is this even what I wanna donwith this shooting star of a life

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