35k. Trump has been an overall loser for me. I lost in 2016, won it all back and more in 2020 and then lost all that and a little more in 2024. Oh well, that’s no limit baby!

100% wrong ****tard. I took all the action that was sent to me until I had as much as I wanted. Then I gave smaller action just to be nice. You are literally dumber than ****.

Also, I’ve never made a racist tweet in my life and we can bet $10000 on that right now bitch. Put up or shut up. I was banned for attacking Elaine “fake free speech” musk. A bunch of his bots mass reported me and my account was banned for “targeted harassment”. Now put up the money or go eat a dick ****.

Problem solved for $61 after tax. Guy even threw in the head cover. Probably thrilled to see it walk out the door. (It would carry 200-220 on the simulator. That’s plenty for me.). I now am fully equipped with the latest golf technology from the early 2000s. And it’s Cleveland, to match my CG4 tour irons.

im glad youre happy but the seller cant believe someone paid for that club. lol. you should of told me and i could have literally told you how to get better club for free. go to a large busy course/driving range, say you left your old driver on the range, they'll show you a bucket of old drivers they use as doorstops or to chase rats or whatever, they will all basically look exactly like that club. lol.

There’s a sucker born every minute! Plus if I’m gonna steal, I’m gonna steal BIG.

OMG, stop it, lol. My sides!

Limon and Wayne playing the sickest casino game 2 Hand Holdem:



Don’t want to miss this!

The chip stack is similar to some of the old 2+2 WSOP parties.

Wait, you weren’t booking this, you were just straight betting?? I know this was more for bragging rights for you but there’s people that are major donors to both sides of a House/Senate race, so they get internal polling for both sides, and they still lose betting! I’ve even had more inside info than that and lost too!

Also, lol at anyone calling Limon racist GIFAFI!

It's CYRUS playing 2 Hand Holdem:

$100,000 brick of high society! That was the day i started hosting PLO at bike. People said there was no money at the bike so i guaranteed there would be 100k on the table...lol. same night this happened.


https://youtu.be/nqwH12zt5pw?si=eBY-NQgUc4Wmj_SY

its not stealing, like i told you, they are literally using those drivers as doorstops.

Then why not just ask directly for one of those "doorstops"?

just to make it easy on the kid in the cart barn. might as well look at the whole bucket of them, get the cleanest one. if this hurts your sensitivities you can run along. after a year the golf course will throw these in a "clearance" bag and try to sell them for 30 bucks each then they hit the dumpster. source: i worked at golf courses my entire youth and was more than happy to give any crap in the cart barn to anyone who gave me plausible deniability to give it away.

If someone offered me a free driver, I’d have taken it. As it stands the “new” one I got seems to work fine. If I swing good, it goes good. If I don’t, it doesn’t. Seems fair.

Ok back to some degenerate poker advice.

Last week a super whale sits down at 1-2-5 PLO with about 50k (not a typo). He gets progressively more drunk as the night goes on. He proceeds to peel his cards up and literally expose his entire hand to me about 80% of the time. We have about 25k, a very good player has the same amount, and the remaining stacks are between 2k-4k. The whole table is trying to get this guy so it is very difficult to isolate, especially with the small blind size. Most often, this gentleman exclaims "pot" every time it gets to him. I have seen him call off against a random mid-stack on the river with just a pair of deuces, although in other spots he will pitch complete air when shown aggression (he likes to be the aggressor).

This should be a spot where I can print money because I can see his hand. But we are out of position, and no one else at the table is in a folding mood. How would you approach this spot Limon?

I feel like I really wasted this opportunity. Was quite card dead and when we had a reasonable hand, we would get outflopped versus the exposed hand and have to give up. I ended up winning a very small amount. Lost a large one with the other big stack/good player involved as a 3rd player-- we knew we had the whale beat, but lost to the other player as our completed draw was second best. In hindsight, I think the play is to play super duper wide and just play perfectly against this spot even with shitty hands, and the 2k-4k stacks are irrelevant if we can get this guy to put in 10k+ bad money.

you needed to bump the stakes up so you could iso and people would take pre flop action seriously.

LoL Wayne & Cyrus ftw!

Hey limon, I've been reading your posts for a couple of hours and I'm really entertained and learned a Lot. I think you are the right person to ask this since we have a very similar personality.

Playing poker for 12 years, became full time profesional 5 years ago on private games on south america from NL200 to NL1000, have kept track of my results for years. The problem is that I degened all my bankroll in parties/women/alcohol/gambling. I became sober year and a half ago and I'm rid of bad habits.

Tried to make a living working a normal job, but Is boring as hell and in my country a big salary is 2.5k/m after taxes (not kidding).

I decided that the only way i can make a good living is being a hustler like I used to be (but without vices).

If you had to go to USA to start from scratch, where would you go? And how much money would you take? I can beat easily NL500 and NL300, but I'm banned from all casinos in my city I literally can't play here. What advice would you give to a winning player ex degen who went busto and His only way of surviving is playing poker?

if youre young and have a roll and just want to play poker prob sort of fun to just chase card room openings around. when a new card room opens games are amazing fro a while, maybe a year or more. i think games are still great in texas. games are complete shyt in los angeles and vegas at "real" stakes (5-10nl and above), i know that.

This a racist comment.

A derogatory comment against an Amazon indigenous tribe that serves monkey d*ck on the fourth of July appears to be a racist comment.

Ship it Sideshow.

Trump should appoint Limon as internet gambling czar to help retire the national debt.

even if it were true (it isn't) that i made a derogatory or stereotyped or racially insensitive comment towards an indigenous tribe, it would still not be racist. in the online "look at me" modern world everything that is deemed racially offensive is deemed racist. in the real world the word "racism" has a meaning and almost nothing that is called racist is actually racist. its usually just dumb, uninformed, or insensitive and not the expressed the belief that different races possess distinct characteristics, abilities, or qualities, especially so as to distinguish them as inferior or superior to one another, the true definition of racism.

the national debt isn't a problem unless people stop buying our bonds, but the sale of US bonds is a self fulfilling prophesy, its why we can sell trillions at basically 0% interest. a worldwide financial meltdown that would be caused by a possible US default actually, paradoxically, ends up making the US the safest place for money, as long as we stay the worlds only super power. this is why ****ing morons who call for US isolationism are basically children who have no clue why they've grown up in the greatest most peaceful place in the history of human existence. Everything on earth is traded in dollars and its done at THE BARREL OF A GUN. (these are the same children who think bitcoin is "unstoppable", it could be stopped, forever, with the flick of a switch) (full disclosure i own and have made 7 figures on crypto but im smart enough to know its a casino game and not a monitary revolution of "currency" that buys NOTHING)

Limon do you have any theory as to why you come off as a douche?

Or is it just me?