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08-23-2024 , 06:33 PM
How you feeling about your presidential odds now? Any chance?
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08-25-2024 , 08:40 PM
Limon is running for President?

What country?
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08-25-2024 , 08:55 PM
if our choice is Trump or Harris I'm voting for Limon
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08-25-2024 , 10:27 PM
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Originally Posted by TheOneWhoYawns
How you feeling about your presidential odds now? Any chance?
I can still win all of my “trump will not be the next president” bets. I’m a favorite. I’m getting fertilized on my Biden or trump must win bets. Go Kamala!
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08-25-2024 , 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted by jcorb
if our choice is Trump or Harris I'm voting for Limon
Write me in baby!
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08-25-2024 , 10:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Turdzilla
Limon is running for President?

What country?
Mars.
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08-26-2024 , 10:38 AM
"Be the Casino" is an awesome campaign platform.
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08-26-2024 , 10:39 AM
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"Be the Casino" is an awesome campaign platform.
Ive been running on it for the last 26 years!!!
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08-26-2024 , 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted by VinnyVin311
Not to sound ungrateful, but none of these responses offer advice on how to deal with bullies. Some seemed to misunderstand the issue, which is understandable since this is the internet. Others seems to offer advice on how to avoid the bullying, ways to try and prevent the bullying, offered life advice unrelated to the bullying, denied the bullying is even happening, or blamed me for being the victim of the bullying. I'm seeking advice on how to deal with bullying when it occurs, and deal it with directly with the bully so that it stops. A response that addresses this specifically would be the most helpful to me. I hope it exists. I'm preemptively going all in that this comment is going to spark only negative backlash, providing more evidence of my presumed negative personality traits, but hopefully a one outer hits.
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When I read this, my thoughts go back to one of the best posts ever made on 2+2.

"I love all of the posts that say disregard everything I did before I got check raised all in on the river and just tell me what to do now. Its like, “hey Dad its me billy and im in jail. Don’t ask me why I got drunk (standard). Don’t ask me why I drove (yawn). Don’t ask me how my car ended up in a 7-11 (meh). Just tell me how to keep from getting buttfuqqed tonight.
The truth is the beginning of the hand is the MOST important part…BY FAR THE MOST IMPORTANT PART. Just like w/ 9 ball every shot sets up the next shot(s)."
- Limon 4/10/2009 Taken From High Stakes PL/NL

Life works this way, too. You shouldn't get in the gutter with him. He's going to beat you with experience. You're not going to win with violence. Getting thrown out isn't going to stop it. If you had the emotional make up to ignore or make a joke of it, you would have done it. The easiest way is to start over in another group and be more sociable so that you have some allies to help you. Failing that, you're going to need to repair your image with the other regulars. That is going to take place over time.
I know the kid vinny isn't gonna want to hear this but you dont just get to come and nit it up full on aspergers style and take peoples money in peace and quiet and personal luxury. The people LOSING the money get to get their moneys worth. they are paying for the right to act like Neanderthals. guess how long a table of vinnys would last? about 10 minutes, guess how long a table of deep pocket Neanderthals will last....FOREVER. Suck it up buttercup, the game isn't there for you, its there for them, the money is there for you...IF, you can realize its all a hustle and keep your place at the table.
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08-26-2024 , 05:20 PM
Hi Limon. Is there a particular part of your golf game that, when you focused your attention on improving that part, led to the greatest improvement in your scoring?

Thanks
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08-26-2024 , 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted by TheBigEasy
Hi Limon. Is there a particular part of your golf game that, when you focused your attention on improving that part, led to the greatest improvement in your scoring?

Thanks
being able to get to par 5s in two. nothing is more important and its not even close, all other things being equal. par 5 scoring is everything in golf. show me the best par 5 scorer and ill show you the best golfer 9 out of 10 times.
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08-28-2024 , 06:36 PM
Limon have you ever played Durak? It's a Russian card game, people from eastern European countries like to gamble on it.
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08-28-2024 , 07:55 PM
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Limon have you ever played Durak? It's a Russian card game, people from eastern European countries like to gamble on it.
My Russian Wife's favorite game.
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08-29-2024 , 10:18 AM
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Originally Posted by PugDolk
Limon have you ever played Durak? It's a Russian card game, people from eastern European countries like to gamble on it.
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My Russian Wife's favorite game.
never heard of it.
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09-07-2024 , 05:04 PM
Limon, what do you think happens after death? Have you ever been interested in philosophical questions? Like why are we here, what is the meaning of life, why is there something rather than nothing?
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09-07-2024 , 05:13 PM
limon, i've been told you may know and have played with this fella https://twitter.com/grpwins

any stories about him would be greatly appreciated, he is quite the sportsbetting lolcow these days
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09-08-2024 , 09:34 PM
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being able to get to par 5s in two. nothing is more important and its not even close, all other things being equal. par 5 scoring is everything in golf. show me the best par 5 scorer and ill show you the best golfer 9 out of 10 times.
I thought you named your best friend to the most important club.
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09-10-2024 , 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted by iamallin
Limon, what do you think happens after death? Have you ever been interested in philosophical questions? Like why are we here, what is the meaning of life, why is there something rather than nothing?
I think about this stuff but i dont go too far down the rabbit hole because its counterproductive. The simplest answer is likely the correct answer and reality is real. After you die you go where you were before you were born. No one ever asks, "where was i before i was born", but its the same place.
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09-10-2024 , 11:51 AM
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limon, i've been told you may know and have played with this fella https://twitter.com/grpwins

any stories about him would be greatly appreciated, he is quite the sportsbetting lolcow these days
many stories but I dont want to gossip non public info. lol. george "riley" is an ok/nice enough guy who is a textbook example of dunning-kruger. he has extreme confidence and almost no skill. hes a 59 year old dude that lives with his mom. he was a short stacking nit who constantly went south, annoyed the **** out of everyone and went broke. here's an example that pretty much sums up riley in a nutshell (as told by joe and scott):

Two hot heads who are great for the game want to go all in blind against each other the next hand. the whole table agrees to fold and let them do it (it will drive amazing action going forward). the two hot heads go all in, everyone folds, it gets to riley, he looks at his hand and has Aces and goes all in!!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH. He scoops the small main pot (he always short stacks), one of the hot heads tries to punch him and gets barred and the game breaks. I'm sure he felt really smug at the time never realizing the mindset that would take that action is the same mindset that would lead to being reviled, broke, and living with your mother.
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09-10-2024 , 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Turdzilla
I thought you named your best friend to the most important club.
nah, he would have been named "driving iron" but that doesnt roll off the tongue.
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09-12-2024 , 06:48 AM
Do something fun; start a new religion!
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09-12-2024 , 10:45 AM
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Do something fun; start a new religion!
if i had zero morals, values or personal code of ethics I would have 100% done this. Starting a cult is a no brainer if you are at least a mild sociopath with a little charisma and tireless work ethic.
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09-14-2024 , 11:09 AM
We're safe, then.
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09-15-2024 , 05:05 PM
Hi Limon

As always the biggest fan and I just wish you had some kind of YouTube or live at the bike or similar for dedicated fans, I thought there was talk of something but it hasn’t materialised yet, used to love pokersesh, anyway,

I have 24 hours in LA on the way to Hawaii and 24 hours again on the way back, what’s your recommendations to do in the 48 hours in LA (it’s valentines the first day) and one day on the way back and I guess you been Hawaii too so any recommendations?

Many thanks for your advice and good luck at the tables
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09-15-2024 , 05:29 PM
Limon, how easily do you think you'll win the elections? I hear that most people on this forum are ready to vote for you as president. What are your thoughts on that?
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