thanks klez. hes buried right in my back yard!

thanks alan, a million great memories with putter.

thanks lionel, ya, even if you step on a dogs foot or whatever they always think it was their fault. dogs are best.

just play at a licensed regulated 1st world casino, always open, chips always cash, always playing against other humans. state of the art security.

thanks young one, i could hit chip shots for days and he would never stop bringing the bat back, and he would never chew or mark the ball.

thanks hardongear, he should have died many times so we got a lot more than we expected. cant be greedy.

thanks turdzilla.

all true.

throw it in the darks. YOLO!!!!!!

LOL In my house we wash in cold water, so we don't need separate lights from darks.

This summer in Vegas there is no such thing as cold water. It come hot from the tap.

Sorry for your loss Limon. I lost my dog to cancer too last month. I adopted him from a kill shelter 14 years ago in the final hour before they were going to put him down, I think he was about two or three years old when I adopted him. You gave him a good life and a nice home and I'm sure he went out appreciating everything you did for him.

Sorry for your loss Limon. I played in your game for about 6 weeks a few years back. Was a great time.

before and after adoption

This is our rescue mutt.



I also got the impression that Putter was a very lucky dog.

Hi Limon, I appreciate your zfg takes on poker and life.

What do you do when a mega whale who is dumping a buy in every hour is taking too long to play his hands because he is too drunk? Like 20s before each action..including preflop to even look at his cards.

On one hand I don't want to turn the tap off but on a more human note, this guy should probably be with his wife taking some rest instead of dumping off his 8th buy in (he's a lawyer, assume he has too many millions to give any fs about the little 10/20 game)

In general, do you want the recs to have a fighting chance (so as not to run the well dry too soon / keep the games going longer ) or are you ok to see them dump multiple buyins with obviously no chance of winning?

What do you suppose the difference is in your hourly rate between when this character is dumping a buy-in every hour, during which fifteen hands get played, and when they pick up and leave the game for being harassed about how slowly they play, and the table now gets 25 or more hands per hour?

Oh yes I am making more money in that session if he continues to play.

I am more worried about him waking up next day, realizing he made a fool of himself, realizing the regs in the game did not protect him/took advantage of him..and then decide to just not play that specific game again. May be his wife blows up at him for dumping $20k.

Basically what is the chance that he somehow finds religion and says f*** this, I am not doing this anymore?

things happen for a reason, maybe the lawyer stole the money from an elderly widow with dementia and losing it at the poker table is kharma?

thanks pug

I always try to provide a good time and a good gamble.

tha ts awesome.

what a good boy. ya, putter won the doggy lottery lol. he literally had a "cancer team".

I dont want to win money off someone who is incapacitated, thats sort of date rapey. but if a dude is just drunk and partying, im there to give him a good gamble. the crazy thing about degenerate gamblers is...THEY COME TO THE CASINO TO LOSE!!!! Losing is an important part of the ritual. Acting like a white knight changes nothing, they are going to take their beating with or without you. As a winning poker player you are a mini casino host, a good casino host can keep their customer losing 24/7 all weekend in vegas and be dying to come back the next weekend.

Okay, so you pay off exactly like a slot machine, or do you collect like an escort?