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07-27-2024 , 09:44 AM
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Originally Posted by ninefingershuffle
How many couches has JD had sex with?
None. Even a couch wouldn’t f*** that stooge.
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07-27-2024 , 04:47 PM
doug, how much for an hour with one of your couches?
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07-30-2024 , 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted by LowSociety
2. Why do these random people hate you?
2a. Is it your politics?
3. Why do you call them slaves?
most online communities start as nerds, nerding out, on nerdy shyt. the hierarchy is based on time and knowledge. then, at some point, a king nerd, who is also generally a life failure (low level MOD), starts selling stuff to lower level nerds. this king nerd realizes that his life is getting better selling this stuff and starts gatekeeping. the hierarchy switches to ownership of what the king nerd is selling or access to people on the "approved" list. the king nerd who is selling shyt wants nothing to do with the OG nerds who dont need to sell shyt. he wants coolness/membership in the community to be a result of BUYING STUFF!! These "sellers" quickly realize that its hard to sell the same physical thing to the same person twice, even super needy hoarder slaves. So what they start selling is a DREAM. you can sell a dream forever. When an OG complains that what you are physically selling is the combined knowledge you got from the group, that sort of hurts but its ok, the knowledge is still great stuff that is true, but when an OG says the dream youre selling is complete bullshit ITS NOT OK. It ruins everything . The king nerd seller will attack and block you if they think they can but often blocking is too big of a spotlight on you, they will let their BUYERS attack you, the BUYERS are far more vicious, if they are wrong they got scammed, if they are wrong they are dupe ass slaves. The buyers have stockholm syndrome in the worst way, their whole identity is tied up in having the dream they've bought to be true.,,,,THE KING NERD SALESMAN OF THE INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX MAY CHANGE MANY TIMES BUT THE DREAM REMAINS THE SAME........then theres me, the guy who IS LIVING THE DREAM BUT just keeps proving the dream is fuqqing joke, and the slaves come at me on cue, and they do my bidding because they are dumb as fuq slaves. they boost my content, bump my content, make my content "hot". They do as i want because they are semi-******ed and their hate is easily harnessed and controlled. THIS IS NOT A POST ABOUT A POKER FORUM, ITS A POST ABOUT EVERY FORUM.
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07-30-2024 , 10:28 PM
Ban the bot!!!

PS- I love my new TESLA. Car of my dreams fo sho.
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08-01-2024 , 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Tuma
Ban the bot!!!

PS- I love my new TESLA. Car of my dreams fo sho.
If you drove the comparable BMW electric you would realize your tesla is a massive piece of shyt (and its not close).
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08-06-2024 , 10:59 PM
For those of you who have been reading my posts here or elsewhere or watching pokersesh or even coming to my place for a poker game or BBQ in the last 18 years theres been a constant presence, Putter. He was a favorite on the old shows and at poker games and golf courses but, alas, his time has passed. Two coyote attacks and 3 cancers couldn't get him but the 4th cancer was too much. We had been told after every attack and every cancer that Putter was finished, doctors wanted to throw in the towel, he had broken vertebrae, crushed throat, cancer lumps breaking through his skin at times but when you saw him you knew he hadn't given up yet, he was giving 100% to keep going. So we kept him going and he always healed up and was as happy as ever (albeit a little slower). But the last cancer was in his stomach and lungs and you could see he was done, he was tired, he gave his all and wanted to go peacefully. And so it went, 18 years of the goodest of good boys was more than anyone could ever ask for. RIP lil Putt man.


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08-06-2024 , 11:20 PM
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Originally Posted by limon
For those of you who have been reading my posts here or elsewhere or watching pokersesh or even coming to my place for a poker game or BBQ in the last 18 years theres been a constant presence, Putter. He was a favorite on the old shows and at poker games and golf courses but, alas, his time has passed. Two coyote attacks and 3 cancers couldn't get him but the 4th cancer was too much. We had been told after every attack and every cancer that Putter was finished, doctors wanted to throw in the towel, he had broken vertebrae, crushed throat, cancer lumps breaking through his skin at times but when you saw him you knew he hadn't given up yet, he was giving 100% to keep going. So we kept him going and he always healed up and was as happy as ever (albeit a little slower). But the last cancer was in his stomach and lungs and you could see he was done, he was tired, he gave his all and wanted to go peacefully. And so it went, 18 years of the goodest of good boys was more than anyone could ever ask for. RIP lil Putt man.


RIP Putter. Losing a dog is rough. Glad you guys had a whole bunch of years and memories together. Sounded like he lived a great life.
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08-06-2024 , 11:21 PM
Condolences. Sounds like you were both great companions for each other.
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08-07-2024 , 12:24 AM
sorry to hear that
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08-07-2024 , 01:42 AM
Tough loss - gone through it a few times myself - sounds like he had q good long life
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08-07-2024 , 09:36 AM
sorry to hear that, limon
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08-07-2024 , 10:31 AM
RIP, Putter

--klez
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08-07-2024 , 02:36 PM
May his memory be a blessing.
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08-08-2024 , 01:23 AM
Sorry for your loss Limon, Putter had alligator blood in his veins, nothing beats the unconditional love from a dog. They never get mad when you leave the toilet seat up or dump 10lbs of sweat on psychedelics or come home late after getting crushed by a fish late night.
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08-08-2024 , 07:57 AM
Sry bout ur mate.
My question is about on-line multi tabling.
What do pro,s do to guard against wifi disconnects.
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08-08-2024 , 01:09 PM
My condolences Limon. I enjoyed watching Putter chase your golf balls when u blasted them in your backyard. RIP Putter.
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08-09-2024 , 06:12 AM
Condolences Limon. Losing a furbaby and part of the family is always tough. Sounds like he was a real gem, tough as nails, a fighter and a great pal thru the years. 18 years is a good long run. RIP Putter.

Cheers!!!
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08-10-2024 , 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted by limon
For those of you who have been reading my posts here or elsewhere or watching pokersesh or even coming to my place for a poker game or BBQ in the last 18 years theres been a constant presence, Putter. He was a favorite on the old shows and at poker games and golf courses but, alas, his time has passed. Two coyote attacks and 3 cancers couldn't get him but the 4th cancer was too much. We had been told after every attack and every cancer that Putter was finished, doctors wanted to throw in the towel, he had broken vertebrae, crushed throat, cancer lumps breaking through his skin at times but when you saw him you knew he hadn't given up yet, he was giving 100% to keep going. So we kept him going and he always healed up and was as happy as ever (albeit a little slower). But the last cancer was in his stomach and lungs and you could see he was done, he was tired, he gave his all and wanted to go peacefully. And so it went, 18 years of the goodest of good boys was more than anyone could ever ask for. RIP lil Putt man.


I am sorry for your loss Abe.
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08-10-2024 , 04:50 PM
when the maddening crowds get to be too much, the poker room loses it's charm with the angle shooting, needles and drunken bufoonery. The traffic is another episode of pure hell I always come back to my humble home and enjoy the company and unconditional love of my dogs.
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08-10-2024 , 05:49 PM
limon, i am doing my laundry, it's a side loader so i can't pause it mid cycle

currently doing the lights

while doing it, i discovered a light item of clothing in my room

it can't be added late to the current load


do we throw it in with the darks - it should be noted that none of the clothes in question are new so the risk of bleed in minimal
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08-11-2024 , 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted by TheOneWhoYawns
RIP Putter. Losing a dog is rough. Glad you guys had a whole bunch of years and memories together. Sounded like he lived a great life.
thanksTheOneWhoYawns. Putter lived better than at least 80% of the people on the planet, which is another sad story.
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08-11-2024 , 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Videopro
Condolences. Sounds like you were both great companions for each other.
thanks videopro, ya, putter did everything i did. going to the golf course was his favorite when he could still run and jump. he could take the ball out of the hole.
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08-11-2024 , 11:28 AM
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Originally Posted by rickroll
sorry to hear that
thanks rickroll, he lived longer than he should have, so i was very lucky.
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08-11-2024 , 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted by jrrdesert
Tough loss - gone through it a few times myself - sounds like he had q good long life
ya, he outlived every dog in the neighborhood, last dog standing, but all good things must end.
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08-11-2024 , 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted by marknfw
sorry to hear that, limon
thanks mark.
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