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06-24-2024 , 06:59 AM

#2051

Parasense

banned

Join Date: Nov 2023 Posts: 967

Can you insult my mum in a way that doesnt get deleted by the bot?

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06-24-2024 , 10:37 AM

#2052

limon

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 6,528

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Originally Posted by ninefingershuffle

What do you think of coach Joel?

what is that?

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06-24-2024 , 10:39 AM

#2053

limon

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 6,528

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Originally Posted by Parasense

Can you insult my mum in a way that doesnt get deleted by the bot?

Ive never insulted anyones "mum".

I do make beautiful loving coitus to the mothers of my biggest hater slaves so these poor women can have some joy in their lives.

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06-25-2024 , 01:13 PM

#2054

rickroll

Questionable Taste

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 27,489

how altruistic of you

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07-02-2024 , 12:14 AM

#2055

NL27SD

stranger

Join Date: Jul 2024 Posts: 4

Limon is the nut low and all his haters are the nut high

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07-02-2024 , 03:46 PM

#2056

KatoKrazy

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 4,594

Get out of my unread posts thread.

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07-02-2024 , 06:26 PM

#2057

Atarirob

veteran

Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 2,620

Wasn't this one of your old hustles.
https://x.com/Dan__Zack/status/1808192949932409007

"Offering main event bets again. Pick up to 75 players, if they cash for 1.5x their buyins you win. Will keep public spreadsheets updated daily this year for those interested"

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07-04-2024 , 01:25 PM

#2058

limon

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 6,528

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Originally Posted by Atarirob

yes, they all got it from me, i first made bryce yockey and a few others my victims many yers ago (there was an article about it)) and then bryce spread it around catching a few other suckers, it spread like wildfire from there.

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07-05-2024 , 03:09 PM

#2059

limon

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 6,528

Lotta money to be made at the commerce casino right now while the “pro poker team” is away in Vegas! While the cats are away the mice will play!!!

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07-05-2024 , 03:34 PM

#2060

AlanBostick

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 11,888

My experience where I play -- the Oaks, in the Bay Area -- is that a lot of the whales and VIPs also are in Las Vegas for the series, and that the games slow down.

I guess I will find out tomorrow night when I go play (for the first time since I got home from the series, LOL).

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07-05-2024 , 03:43 PM

#2061

Tuma

Worships Amon-Ra

Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 17,402

What does it require to be +EV at trading stocks?

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07-05-2024 , 04:35 PM

#2062

limon

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 6,528

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Originally Posted by Tuma

What does it require to be +EV at trading stocks?

Buying BRK and sitting around for a decade.

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07-05-2024 , 07:07 PM

#2063

AlanBostick

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 11,888

Hey, it worked for me.

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07-05-2024 , 08:20 PM

#2064

Videopro

Making TV

Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 19,415

618,545.00 a share. Ouch.

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07-06-2024 , 11:36 AM

#2065

AlanBostick

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 11,888

Try BRK.B

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07-06-2024 , 11:38 AM

#2066

limon

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 6,528

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Originally Posted by AlanBostick

my tongue was planted firmly in cheek on that pic/post...

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07-06-2024 , 11:41 AM

#2067

limon

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 6,528

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Originally Posted by Videopro

618,545.00 a share. Ouch.

not in the late 90's! i think my first share was like 70k equivalent, i actually just stacked brk.b back then until i could afford an A share.

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07-06-2024 , 04:50 PM

#2068

kaisutek

stranger

Join Date: Jul 2024 Posts: 2

What bets/odds would you currently take on the election? I live in a dumb red state full of people who would probably take terrible bets. I think you last said (maybe 1 year ago) you have bets more or less saying "Trump will not be president 2024" at even money. Would you still take that bet or modify it in some way to make it profitable?

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07-06-2024 , 09:34 PM

#2069

AlanBostick

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Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 11,888

Trump's odds got rather shorter after the debate. Biden screwed the pooch, and we're all ****ed.

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07-07-2024 , 12:23 PM

#2070

limon

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Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 6,528

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Originally Posted by kaisutek

my friend nick just got 10-1 on $10,000 that biden would be next president from a high stakes home game bookie. Everyone is incredibly anti biden at this point even if they hate trump. true odds for biden right now are prob +130 so go for +200 or more and print sklansky bucks! My original bets are slightly under water right now which sucks but hopefully trump will be sentenced to prison soon!!! (that was part of my original calculation)

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07-07-2024 , 01:31 PM

#2071

formula72

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 4,970

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Originally Posted by limon

obv. but the question was why do i make more than the best pros at 5-10. and this was one small example out of about 100 little things that happen from week to week that give me small edges that add up. Since im feeling generous, ill give another...

fish limps (1k stack),"smart respected well trained pro" isos him, fish calls. Pot $105. flop Q 4h7h, fish checks "smart respected well trained pro" bets $35, fish calls. turn 9c, "srwtp" bets $175, fish calls. river pairs the 7, "srwtp" bets 400, fish shows ThJh and whines as he folds. "srwtp" flashes QQ. the srwtp made $265 profit on the hand. In that hand i felt the dude. and its not close. when im in with a fish all my value raises are pot++ pre and pot minimum post. this exact TYPE of hand happens basically all the time if youre at a good table.

Sometmes it can be hard to realize just how crazy the correct play may be based on certain live opponents.

I play in a 2-5 NL game in the Bay area and a morning reg completely baises his play off of whether he is up or down or whether this particular pot will make him stuck or ahead. It will lead him to calling a 2x pot bet with a medium hand to folding the near nuts if it meant risking his profits to call.

The players who aren't aware or paying attention to that kind of behavior are missing out on some of the largest gains in live poker in my honest opinion.

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07-08-2024 , 10:02 PM

#2072

Turdzilla

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 3,968

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Originally Posted by limon

Buying BRK and sitting around for a decade.

Buffet says 500 index.

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07-09-2024 , 11:35 AM

#2073

limon

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 6,528

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Originally Posted by formula72

ya, we had a guy who had to be home by 7. rich dude who was not allowed to go to casino by his wife. around 6 he would look at his phone to check traffic and see how much time he had and then literally try to light his stack on fire, he would play 100% of hands for any amount of money and attempt wild bluffs (this was PLO). its amazing how many regs thought his spazziness was "random". i think many "pro" poker players are so narcissistic or autistic that they literally cant tell what other people are doing or what their motivations are so they discount the importance of that info.