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I am a literal legend of gambling, ask me anything. I am a literal legend of gambling, ask me anything.

05-04-2024 , 12:14 PM
lol that's gold
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05-04-2024 , 03:32 PM
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Originally Posted by LowSociety
Fine, temporary derail, apologies to Limon. (This was not in a casino.) She was one of those girls who liked popping pimples. (If you've met one, you know what I mean.) She kept asking and I said no a few times, then acquiesced. After about 10-20 minutes of me drinking, playing, and ignoring the sting, the guy next to me was like WTF ARE YOU DOING, so I turn around and see a pile of bloody napkins and some hand sanitizer. The whole room ended up staring at me in disgust/horror, and all I could do was ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ . We went back to shoulder rubs after some hand sanitizer and a napkin bandage. Total wife material. Took down 2k that night if I remember correctly. Wasn't invited back...
Oh ****. I’m literally about to puke.
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05-04-2024 , 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted by limon
lol. no.
What's the one thing you'd hate any family to hear??
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05-04-2024 , 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted by AntiGTOtheory
What's the one thing you'd hate any family to hear??
Your questions?
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05-04-2024 , 09:56 PM
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Originally Posted by LowSociety
Your questions?
1. Most degen thing you've regretted
2. Most luckiest life wise you've ever been in
3. Worst memory
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05-06-2024 , 12:09 AM
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Originally Posted by AntiGTOtheory
What's the one thing you'd hate any family to hear??
I don’t care at all what my family hears. Never have. I generally do exactly what I want 100% of the time. As a younger person this was often against the advice of my family who I ignored.
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05-06-2024 , 05:45 AM
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Originally Posted by limon
I don’t care at all what my family hears. Never have. I generally do exactly what I want 100% of the time. As a younger person this was often against the advice of my family who I ignored.
Spoiler:
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05-06-2024 , 09:46 AM
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Originally Posted by PokerEthics
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you don't get a second chance to go back and live your life the way you wish you would have. just do it now, it will probably be a spectacular failure but at least you own it.
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05-06-2024 , 10:00 AM
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Originally Posted by AntiGTOtheory
1. Most degen thing you've regretted
2. Most luckiest life wise you've ever been in
3. Worst memory
1. nothing
2. ive had some crazy luck in my life away from the tables, enough to think im in a video game or something. I once slid through an icy intersection right in between stopped and moving cars and hit nothing. not a scratch. I once looked in the mirror at a stop on my motorcycle and saw a car coming quick behind me, i quickly moved between the two cars in front of me and the car coming up smashed them from behind! I would have likely been killed and the kicker...my future wife was on the back of the motorcycle. INSANE.
3. I had some scar tissue blockage removed from my urethra, they basically hold you down and jam a metal file up your dick. not joking, i can barely type this.
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05-06-2024 , 10:05 AM
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Originally Posted by AlanBostick
A few years back you were advocating something called "Infinite Stacks." What the heck does that mean?
infinite stacks is a tournament (much better than deep stacks or monster stacks) where you can buy in for whatever you like, rebuy any time you want, change the blinds any time you want, go to the bathroom any time you want, take a dinner break any time you want and cash out any time you want. its always going 24/7 and its hidden in the casino under a sane that says "cash games".
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05-06-2024 , 01:11 PM
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Originally Posted by limon
the absolute worst in most ways (as shown in this thread). they tend to be the lowest form of subhuman life stalking their superiors and posting constantly in their threads about how "no one should post in this thread". Their love is deep though and their dedication admirable, i have about 100 who will follow me across all social media platforms and amplify all my content. They also tend to have slutty, if not pretty moms who like to bang so thats another small positive.
Got any true stories related to the groupies that you witnessed but have never told...
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05-07-2024 , 10:59 PM
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Originally Posted by limon
3. I had some scar tissue blockage removed from my urethra,
How does one go about obtaining scar tissue in one's urethra?
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05-07-2024 , 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted by joshuasp75
Got any true stories related to the groupies that you witnessed but have never told...
you almost never witness the groupies. they are cowards. they spend all day trying to "get you in trouble" not realizing you cant get a professional gambler in trouble. they think like the failures they are, they think like slaves that answer to masters.
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05-09-2024 , 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Turdzilla
Limon is extraordinarily polite during interviews.

He is also one the few players that is actually entertaining.

A sloppy recording diminished your chance of creating a successful channel.

Wear a hat next time you interview someone your father's age.

Good luck

This is the just uploaded video part where the luminary is letting the trolls and mods have it - sound is adjusted sir, I will try to add the hat for the next one!
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05-09-2024 , 11:54 AM
Watching this now. Loving it. "Muh 100k bet makes me right about everything!" "I can say I banged your dead mom cuz I'm rich!" I love you man. Very few entertaining people left in poker (or the world for that matter). 10/10 would subscribe. Don't ever let this thread die. I volunteer to moderate.
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05-09-2024 , 02:18 PM
I think my post was automoderated.
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05-09-2024 , 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted by LowSociety
How does one go about obtaining scar tissue in one's urethra?
The doctor said it was from drinking too much soda. He was a bit of a quack though. Anyway the stream went down to a trickle until I was “reamed out”. Fine for the 30 years since then and I sopped drinking soda!!!!
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05-09-2024 , 09:21 PM
I saw a movie like that on the internet but the guy seemed to like it.
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05-13-2024 , 03:16 AM
Kidney stones and kidney stone surgery can do that urethra or ureter scarring thing.
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05-13-2024 , 01:43 PM
So Limon, would you say this thread was a success? I have personally enjoyed it so far.
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05-15-2024 , 03:08 AM
what are your honest thoughts on Live 1-2NL games?
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05-15-2024 , 10:47 AM
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Originally Posted by LowSociety
So Limon, would you say this thread was a success? I have personally enjoyed it so far.
huge success:

1. informative to those who wish to learn
2. entertaining to long time limon fans
3. sent my slave hater trolls into a death spiral of impotent rage
4. was lifetime banned and unbanned in same thread (high drama)
5. mods who couldn't handle simple deletion of troll posts while leaving up my great content were replaced by a bot (lolololol)
6. created a new forum!!!
7. hundreds of thousands of views
8. AND ITS STILL GOING STRONG!!!

legend stuff tbh.
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05-15-2024 , 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted by the pleasure
what are your honest thoughts on Live 1-2NL games?
there is a near zero chance anyone who spends a year of their life or more grinding these (or online) small games will look back fondly on those days as time well spent in their lives. they are a life draining rake trap for mcdonalds money at best.
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05-18-2024 , 08:39 AM
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Originally Posted by limon
The doctor said it was from drinking too much soda. He was a bit of a quack though. Anyway the stream went down to a trickle until I was “reamed out”. Fine for the 30 years since then and I sopped drinking soda!!!!
Sorry to tell you this but it was most likely due to a STD..
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05-18-2024 , 09:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Stu Ungar
Sorry to tell you this but it was most likely due to a STD..
I mean, that's a way better reason, no?
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