lol that's gold

Oh ****. I’m literally about to puke.

What's the one thing you'd hate any family to hear??

Your questions?

1. Most degen thing you've regretted
2. Most luckiest life wise you've ever been in
3. Worst memory

I don’t care at all what my family hears. Never have. I generally do exactly what I want 100% of the time. As a younger person this was often against the advice of my family who I ignored.

you don't get a second chance to go back and live your life the way you wish you would have. just do it now, it will probably be a spectacular failure but at least you own it.

1. nothing
2. ive had some crazy luck in my life away from the tables, enough to think im in a video game or something. I once slid through an icy intersection right in between stopped and moving cars and hit nothing. not a scratch. I once looked in the mirror at a stop on my motorcycle and saw a car coming quick behind me, i quickly moved between the two cars in front of me and the car coming up smashed them from behind! I would have likely been killed and the kicker...my future wife was on the back of the motorcycle. INSANE.
3. I had some scar tissue blockage removed from my urethra, they basically hold you down and jam a metal file up your dick. not joking, i can barely type this.

infinite stacks is a tournament (much better than deep stacks or monster stacks) where you can buy in for whatever you like, rebuy any time you want, change the blinds any time you want, go to the bathroom any time you want, take a dinner break any time you want and cash out any time you want. its always going 24/7 and its hidden in the casino under a sane that says "cash games".

Got any true stories related to the groupies that you witnessed but have never told...

How does one go about obtaining scar tissue in one's urethra?

you almost never witness the groupies. they are cowards. they spend all day trying to "get you in trouble" not realizing you cant get a professional gambler in trouble. they think like the failures they are, they think like slaves that answer to masters.

This is the just uploaded video part where the luminary is letting the trolls and mods have it - sound is adjusted sir, I will try to add the hat for the next one!

Watching this now. Loving it. "Muh 100k bet makes me right about everything!" "I can say I banged your dead mom cuz I'm rich!" I love you man. Very few entertaining people left in poker (or the world for that matter). 10/10 would subscribe. Don't ever let this thread die. I volunteer to moderate.

I think my post was automoderated.

The doctor said it was from drinking too much soda. He was a bit of a quack though. Anyway the stream went down to a trickle until I was “reamed out”. Fine for the 30 years since then and I sopped drinking soda!!!!

I saw a movie like that on the internet but the guy seemed to like it.

Kidney stones and kidney stone surgery can do that urethra or ureter scarring thing.

So Limon, would you say this thread was a success? I have personally enjoyed it so far.

what are your honest thoughts on Live 1-2NL games?

huge success:

1. informative to those who wish to learn
2. entertaining to long time limon fans
3. sent my slave hater trolls into a death spiral of impotent rage
4. was lifetime banned and unbanned in same thread (high drama)
5. mods who couldn't handle simple deletion of troll posts while leaving up my great content were replaced by a bot (lolololol)
6. created a new forum!!!
7. hundreds of thousands of views
8. AND ITS STILL GOING STRONG!!!

legend stuff tbh.

there is a near zero chance anyone who spends a year of their life or more grinding these (or online) small games will look back fondly on those days as time well spent in their lives. they are a life draining rake trap for mcdonalds money at best.

Sorry to tell you this but it was most likely due to a STD..

I mean, that's a way better reason, no?