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Limit what’s the biggest dealer toke you ever gave? Why was this the biggest toke. Was the pot bigger than normal? Dealer better than normal? Just felt generous?

Also what’s the biggest dealer toke you ever witnessed?

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04-05-2024 , 08:57 AM

#1928

limon

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Originally Posted by Grimstard

I won a jackpot share once like 20 years ago lol. It was 1700ish. I tipped $100 which was big but the guy who won tipped zero!!!

Once big Harry moved all in on river for like 7k. While his opponent was tanking Harry asked if he could tip the masseuse out if his stack, his opponent said yes. Then his opponent called and Harry handed the masseuse 5k and mucked his hand. Lol.

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04-05-2024 , 08:53 PM

#1929

Turdzilla

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 3,724

Limon, please tell me that was your body double being interviewed by the virgin with a "look at me" haircut, 123 subscribers, an epileptic monkey running the soundboard, and posters pinned to the wall behind him.

Your best line ever:

I asked what Nichoel smelled like, and you said Victory!

Say hi to Nichoel for me.

Last edited by Turdzilla; 04-05-2024 at 08:59 PM.

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04-09-2024 , 09:50 AM

#1930

limon

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Originally Posted by Turdzilla

i will basically be interviewed by anyone if its on my time while im just sitting around having a drink. its always sort of fun even if its a disaster.

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04-10-2024 , 05:38 AM

#1931

Lemon93PCTSure

adept

Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 1,102

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Originally Posted by Turdzilla

Hahaha, this is golden

Level sound pod coming soon (tm)

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04-11-2024 , 12:02 PM

#1932

Turdzilla

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 3,724

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Originally Posted by Lemon93PCTSure

Hahaha, this is golden

Level sound pod coming soon (tm)

Limon is extraordinarily polite during interviews.

He is also one the few players that is actually entertaining.

A sloppy recording diminished your chance of creating a successful channel.

Wear a hat next time you interview someone your father's age.

Good luck

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04-11-2024 , 09:27 PM

#1933

limon

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Originally Posted by Turdzilla

Limon is extraordinarily polite during interviews.

except with todd because hes a massive duke and always wrong....see also: our interactions in this epic AMA (where he was owned mercilessly) .

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04-12-2024 , 04:39 AM

#1934

moon5lighter

stranger

Join Date: Apr 2024 Posts: 4

I've got two questions for you.

What got you into gambling and how did you start playing? What's the biggest risk you've taken in gambling that ended up paying off?

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04-12-2024 , 02:46 PM

#1935

LowSociety

adept

Join Date: Mar 2014 Posts: 1,021

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Originally Posted by limon

its totally fine to spread unbeatable game if everyone knows the rake beforehand (nearly every game/slot in every casino is unbeatable!!). for a fish EVERY GAME IS UNBEATABLE! so if youre a fish would you rather your money go to an aspergers pro or euro that does nothing for you, and possibly even berates you or a poker host who has a glass of johnny walker blue in your hand and a high end hook...errrr..masseuse.. rubbing you.

This right here is worth the price of admission all by itself. Truth bombs abound ITT.

What do you think about the idea that you are missing out on your earning potential as a life coach for degens and scumbags?

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04-12-2024 , 06:01 PM

#1936

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,438

I gambled it up with God and won. He is a sucker for eternal bets.

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04-13-2024 , 04:11 PM

#1937

limon

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Originally Posted by moon5lighter

I've got two questions for you.

What got you into gambling and how did you start playing? What's the biggest risk you've taken in gambling that ended up paying off?

1. For serious gambling to win real money I started as a card counter mostly but knew poker and played as a “good rec”.

2. Probably getting married.

Early on I went way above my “roll” because I don’t like to waste time and I kept my day job would prob seem pretty risky to most/all

I also figured out very quickly it’s better to take bets than make bets and I booked big bets.

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04-14-2024 , 12:57 PM

#1938

AlanBostick

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Originally Posted by limon

Early on I went way above my “roll” because I don’t like to waste time and I kept my day job would prob seem pretty risky to most/all

It's a lot less risky than most/all think. Someone with a job who plays well and can throw disposable income at poker has a surprisingly large effective bankroll. Think in terms of present value of future cash flow. Moreover, risk of ruin matters a lot less when "ruin" means not playing for a week or two.

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04-15-2024 , 12:53 AM

#1939

puntmeister

newbie

Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 46

are you happy in life and what has poker have do do with that?

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04-15-2024 , 01:39 AM

#1940

rickroll

oddly catty

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 23,272

what percentage of these women are hookers, how much do they cost?

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04-15-2024 , 04:36 PM

#1941

limon

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Originally Posted by puntmeister

are you happy in life and what has poker have do do with that?

Yes. Basically nothing at this point. It was helpful 1998 to probably the pandemic. Then made so much money on investments and poker turned to such **** I’m basically retired and just playing on momentum now.

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04-18-2024 , 10:46 AM

#1942

limon

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Originally Posted by rickroll

what percentage of these women are hookers, how much do they cost?

an expert at the casino said, "all of them ranging from 1k to 3k".

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04-18-2024 , 02:56 PM

#1943

jrrdesert

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Join Date: Jun 2023 Posts: 80

Is the bot mod deleting messages again? The last post in the sidebar shows a post by limon this morning, but the last post that is accessible is from 3 days ago.

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04-18-2024 , 03:12 PM

#1944

BrickMMA

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Join Date: Apr 2016 Posts: 674

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Originally Posted by jrrdesert

Is the bot mod deleting messages again? The last post in the sidebar shows a post by limon this morning, but the last post that is accessible is from 3 days ago.

Yep; his post from this morning was definitely zapped.

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04-18-2024 , 04:19 PM

#1945

Videopro

Making TV

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Originally Posted by Videopro

No need to worry or mention bot deleted posts. When I get a chance to read the thread I'll undelete any bot screwups. You can also PM me instead of cluttering the thread with bot comments.

sigh

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04-19-2024 , 09:42 AM

#1946

BrickMMA

grinder

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Originally Posted by limon

an expert at the casino said, "all of them ranging from 1k to 3k".

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04-19-2024 , 10:56 AM

#1947

limon

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Originally Posted by BrickMMA

The one in blue is definitely the “bottom girl” though…

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bott...sponsibilities.

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04-19-2024 , 10:58 AM

#1948

limon

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Originally Posted by Videopro

sigh

Thank you for your help video pro! King of all mods! Bot killer!

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04-21-2024 , 06:48 AM

#1949

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,438

Price tags on women is sexist. Price tags on men is very disturbing.

Price tags on pigs and dogs is just capitalism at its best.

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04-22-2024 , 04:59 PM

#1950

acescracked84

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 1,626

If you wanted to live in a beach city in LA or OC as a pro poker player where would it be?

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