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there's a game show you are deeply incentivized to win and the goal is to insert as many flaccid dildos in your mouth at once as possible

how many do you think you can fit?

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03-20-2024 , 11:41 AM

#1877

Grimstard

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Join Date: Jan 2024 Posts: 457

can flipping the double bird mid hand when they’re tanking versus my bet and/or after beating them out of a pot also give me psychological ascendency over a player?

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03-20-2024 , 05:15 PM

#1878

limon

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Originally Posted by rickroll

there's a game show you are deeply incentivized to win and the goal is to insert as many flaccid dildos in your mouth at once as possible

how many do you think you can fit?

Uhhh, dildos aren’t a standard size.

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03-21-2024 , 12:34 AM

#1879

ZentralratDerLuden

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You've mentioned here -> https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/6...m-shyt-457839/ that "Good friends generally either play off the same bankroll or take percentages of each other AND have a gentlemans agreement about bluffing each other and playing in each others pots. 2 guys at a table doing this is bad 3 guys makes the game nearly unbeatable unless for each of them there is a world class loser to balance things out."

Can you elaborate why this has such a big effect on a games profitability? I'm particularly interested on why you think playing soft vs each other has such a big impact on the profitability aspect.

The games in my area are infested with people checking it down / not bluffing each other (mostly in HU spots, but even multiway). It always bothers me to see it, but I could never tell if it really affects my profitability. Sure, they avoid part of the negative swings they would have to endure. But at the same time they forego all the EV they could pick up by bluffing each other.

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03-21-2024 , 10:41 AM

#1880

limon

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Originally Posted by rickroll

there's a game show you are deeply incentivized to win and the goal is to insert as many flaccid dildos in your mouth at once as possible

how many do you think you can fit?

horrible bot deleted my response. how did your question get past the worthless bot?

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03-21-2024 , 10:43 AM

#1881

limon

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Originally Posted by rickroll

there's a game show you are deeply incentivized to win and the goal is to insert as many flaccid dildos in your mouth at once as possible

how many do you think you can fit?

bot wont let me respond

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03-21-2024 , 03:50 PM

#1882

BrickMMA

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Looks like limon's most recent reply maybe got nuked by the bot again? On the thread list it shows he posted something this morning, but click through to the thread, and nothing.

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03-21-2024 , 05:28 PM

#1883

limon

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Originally Posted by BrickMMA

Looks like limon's most recent reply maybe got nuked by the bot again? On the thread list it shows he posted something this morning, but click through to the thread, and nothing.

yep.

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03-21-2024 , 05:30 PM

#1884

guttterball

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The bot should rot.

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03-21-2024 , 06:49 PM

#1885

ninefingershuffle

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I’m sure if he stopped calling everyone a “young ****,” this wouldn’t happen.

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03-22-2024 , 09:23 PM

#1886

Turdzilla

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Originally Posted by limon

Uhhh, dildos aren’t a standard size.

Sure they are.

The Limon Special Edition 12 pack comes in a box of Cheerios.

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03-22-2024 , 09:35 PM

#1887

limon

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Originally Posted by Turdzilla

Sure they are.

The Limon Special Edition 12 pack comes in a box of Cheerios.

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03-23-2024 , 08:34 AM

#1888

BrickMMA

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Originally Posted by ninefingershuffle

I’m sure if he stopped calling everyone a “young ****,” this wouldn’t happen.

You might as well ask the sun to stop shining or the sky to stop being blue. Don't mess with nature.

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03-23-2024 , 06:36 PM

#1889

Turdzilla

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03-23-2024 , 07:05 PM

#1890

limon

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Originally Posted by Turdzilla

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yes it would take multiple boxes.

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03-24-2024 , 02:57 PM

#1891

Zeno

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Does the phrase “Steeper than the back of God’s head” mean anything to you?

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03-24-2024 , 06:32 PM

#1892

rickroll

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Originally Posted by limon

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Originally Posted by Turdzilla

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legit lol

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03-24-2024 , 08:38 PM

#1893

limon

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Originally Posted by rickroll

legit lol

thread delivers.

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03-25-2024 , 11:19 AM

#1894

limon

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Originally Posted by Zeno

Does the phrase “Steeper than the back of God’s head” mean anything to you?

not that i know of.

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03-26-2024 , 11:14 AM

#1895

limon

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So this is happening :

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Originally Posted by Lemon93PCTSure

TwoPlusTwo icon Limon, UNCENSORED!
When? Saturday 30 March 8PM PDT - LA Time (11PM EDT)
Where? Live on YouTube! Join us in the chat!

Let's hear what Limon will have to say about his recent ban, his AMA thread and why WSOP isn't real poker!

I am waking up at 3 AM to talk to this absolute legend. For the European Audience, don't worry - there will be a recording, a highlight video and a Spotify version.

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03-26-2024 , 01:01 PM

#1896

limon

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Limon always ends up being right, like with crime rates when i owned "dan druff"

https://jasher.substack.com/p/crime-...mmeted-violent

and when i accurately described elon musk as a "fish on a heater" years ago (and got mass reported by musk bots on xitter)

https://davekarpf.substack.com/p/elo...infinite-rebuy

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03-27-2024 , 03:31 AM

#1897

Zeno

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Limon is Lord of the Universe! We should all bow down and worship Him! He has more money than God!

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03-27-2024 , 11:32 AM

#1898

Picky Mosquito

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Join Date: Sep 2019 Posts: 301

When you approach a cardroom to host a game, how do you propose to host a game? What percentage of the rake/deal do you offer? Do you offer the food etc? I have a room near me that games have died in, was jw your process.