A fool's errand

Thread saver: this lil putter turned 17!!

Very small hands.

Your score on the 17th at Riviera?

Brilliant thread, just really good, message to the mods, if you ever have to ban Limon can’t you just leave this thread for Limon to post in?

Couple of questions,

How is owning a laundromat, profitable, low maintainace?

Winning poker players seem to have a bit of a rage, I don’t really know why just an observation?

As a fellow boozer do you ever worry about your liver?

What’s the show up your sleeve you have been insinuating to a bit as in some kind of return of Limon hopefully like pokersesh?

And happy birthday to Putter he still looks like a pup hope you give him some nice steak

Have a 2024 Limon

Oh and a couple more

A golf race sounds so hilarious

Are there actually any rules? Amount of balls etc I was like I want to get my pals up for this

And I can just imagine it like x amount of people going round the course like loonatics when £££ is on line and just ignoring all course etiquette sounds hilarious like should everyone try to set of as the earliest time so not to disturb people or like put a decent amount of money to people so it doesn’t matter and you don’t mind being banned from a course etc and people going crazy etc

And also if you are ever towards London again would be great to have a round/ some kind of golf race

limon never leaves. he is ubiquitous. feel the ubiquity.

limon successfully executing the "move of honor" in this pic.

kelly sun said something ill always remember, "the dealer is an advantage player". As often as I can I try to be the dealer.

you're a complete idiot but this reference did not go unnoticed. RIP one of the twins that committed suicide. if only it were the manager that died instead...

one of the all-time great appearances on the show.

I don't think it was suicide; cops shot him. I suppose it could have been suicide by cop, dude was batshit.

What do you think your stats are like for plo4 live?

Vpip?
3b! Frequency?
Wsd?

You mentioned you crush online what sites do you suggest ?

Also any interest in ever coming to parx, pa ? They spread some big plo4 games.

Figured I’d get some questions in before you got permabanned by the modsters.

Stay classy my guy.

I am your god, you worship me, you live and die by my every word. and youre finally starting to "get it".

no he was way to spectrum and OCD to do that. But there was a character who appeared on LATB a few times named "3 hats" who wore 3 hats. He looked suspiciously like cyrus n.

This seems to be the general consensus. and its what my legions of fans will demand.


1. Sometimes the money has already been made. but ya, all of that

2. gambling selects for oddballs (especially in the pre-boom days, now it often selects for asperger dipshits who should have been working in a cubicle) winning at gambling doesnt move in a straight line so it sets people off. your earn is a bit of a mystery. the next time you win it might be the start of 30 straight wins, the next time you lose it might be the start of 30 straight losses. an oddball keeping weird hours with no idea of what their earn is going to be is always going to be a bit "rage prone".

3. the doctor says its ok so for now its just onward and upward!

4. Im in talks, something will probably start small. on an unrelated note: has Ballys big bet live at commerce been officially announced yet?

the rules were regular golf rules there was just no score. so you basically hit the ball as many times as you wanted, sprint between shots, and got it in the hole as fast as possible. they went off as the first 2 golfers of the day so they didn't bother anyone.

Limon, on other forums you rail about "not wasting your life grinding micros" and "playing as big as you can afford" is this just a troll or do you really think people should put their whole roll on the table? I've never heard anyone else give this advice.

Also, you were challenging everyone to bets on twitter before you were banned. How much did you bet on Biden? You still like these bets?

Thanks legend!

This sounds infinitely better to watch than normal golf.

Micros is a hamster wheel for feeding the rake. Get off that wheel as soon as you can. If you fail, so be it. Better to move on to a new endeavor then waste time making or losing chump change.

Biggest stakes have the biggest fish, key to poker is running good when you shot take so you never have to go back to small stakes.

lol

If 1/2 live is easier than 10NL online, then online poker is the best way to improve without risking too much. **** the rake, just play zoom and go straight to the points where you have weaknesses. Study them, correct your mistakes and go play live. You will progress way faster.

Btw, if you can't beat 10NL you suck. There is still plenty of fish and super shitty regs.

oh man i have no clue my stats, im playing detailed exploitive strat against specific players ive known for years not an overarching strat i can employ on multiple tables at the same time. Against some people i will play like 80%+ of my hands/see flops in position against others im either 3 betting or folding. Im guessing my WSD is lower than most. im not curious, i ditch bad situations early and tend to bluff the right people a lot not going to showdown. these games play multi way so understanding the dynamics of multi way pots is where al the money is made.

I crushed online between 15 and 20 years ago! lololol. i suggest a time machine?

I have no interest in playing a single hand of poker anyplace that doesnt pay me. limon doesnt play for free, he brings too much to the table and knows his worth.

me and the mods are getting along swimmingly at this point.

100% true in my experience, goes across all things

watch someone betting 10k a hand in bj and they are doing things like doubling on 13 because he just feels like it

i have a much higher win rate in dfs h2h contests over over $100 than in lower dollar contests and by far my worst win rate is in the $1 category


the kind of degen who degens at 1/2 is the kind for which the money is still somewhat meaningful to their life, they will play poorly not because of indifference but because they are degens who "want to see a flop" or "want to show off their skill by raising blind"

the kind of degens at the high stakes games are going to raise blind not because it's a validation of their skill, they are accomplished people with wealth, they don't feel the need to impress anyone with stuff like that, they instead raise blind because it entertains them

fish are way bigger fish the higher stakes go you - what makes higher stakes more difficult is the higher quality and higher percentage of pros


what killed macau wasn't that the nature of the game changed, it was that at a 10 handed table you got 6-9 pros sitting down and it made the games so bad not even the fish wanted to play in them

it's fun to sit down and do goofy stuff at a table with 9 strangers in what's clearly a free for all

it's miserable to sit down where it's extremely clear everyone there is purely focused on acquiring your money and they are not interested in playing each other

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*wasn't that the fish got better

1. You never meet anyone living a good life trying to grind small stakes as a job (games below $5 big blind). its a rake trap and a life trap. people ask what bankroll do i need for 1-3 or whatever endlessly. YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE A BANKROLL FOR A GAME SMALLER THAN 5-5...YOU SHOULD HAVE A JOB!!!

you take the money from your job and you play as big as you possibly can and hope to run hot. win big or lose fast. no fate is worse than losing slow and wasting your life in a game where if everything went right you'd still only make a few hundred bucks. play in a game where you can make a few thousand bucks. something that can lead to something.

every complete loser scumbag railbird degenerate in your casino has had a massive run (or several). these dudes do it right, they play as big as they possibly can and like once every 5 years go from 2-5nl to 25-50 nl in like a week and are buying in for 20k, whole bankroll on table!. The thing they do wrong is never backing off, never working on their game, and just blowing it all. You, as a smart person, will take that 15 buy in sun run that will happen sooner or later and not squander it. you will study, you will game select, you will know your limitations and you will have a REAL LIFE because you never wasted time in small stakes misery. One of the great things about poker is you dont have to "work your way up" or start at the bottom. you can skip right to the middle, or the top! Small stakes grinder is a losers mindset, from the first time i ever played in a giant LA casino until i was playing the biggest daily game in that casino was less than a month (yes i ran like god, everyone does at some point)

2. I have 35k on bets that are basically worded "trump will not be the next president". I didn't make any bets specifically on biden (though he is a great president and i will happily vote for him again) I still love these bets and will likely make more after Iowa.