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12-14-2023 , 12:36 AM
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Originally Posted by limon
stores aren't closing because of shoplifting. that is bullshit fed to cowards. this has been easily debunked. some underperforming target and dollar stores have basically no staff as a final burnout. a costco a few miles away will have almost no shrink. target could easily staff these stores and have security and ID check (like some walmarts) but they choose not to and feed the shoplifting story to wall street and MAGA morons.

https://www.latimes.com/business/sto...eft-crime-rate

and retail theft is down signigfactly from when this story debunked retailers claims of shrink.

Target just had a great earnings quarter and buried in there was the list of stores on the chopping block and guess what, shrink wasn't the problem, they were already underperforming and staff was cut.

dollar stores have even made a cost benefit analysis of shrink v. staffing and decided against staffing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4QGOHahiVM

you are a dunce and a failure i would guess, i wont be taking time to educate you further. please run along now.
Target just paid out a really nice dividend. If it was due to closing some underperforming stores I'm all for it.
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12-14-2023 , 03:12 AM
Wow, the quality of this thread really went down the shitter
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12-14-2023 , 05:12 AM
I have never met anyone so conceited in my life!! He looks just like his m0m
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12-14-2023 , 11:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Kebabkungen
Wow, the quality of this thread really went down the shitter
ask a good question, be the change you want to see.
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12-14-2023 , 11:03 AM
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Originally Posted by tercet
What is your new twitter since your old one is RIP
none, fish on a heater neo-nazi carnival barker e-loon will reinstate my account at some point or he will be pushed out by his investors who are tired of him lighting money on fire and his replacement will reinstate me.
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12-14-2023 , 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Petrucci
Big fan Limon,and have always been. The in depth knowledge you have about the live environment is second to none. I still miss your old call in show videos, man there is alot of gold to learn there. Remember some of my fav still after many years watching, for example always letting recs/losing players lose the way they want to and just adjust to them,or the importance of being well bankrolled/overrolled for the games you play in order to handle nasty downswings.

If you would pick a couple of nuggets today that is often unknown and/or forgotten by even winning players in the live cash arena what would that be?
1. i will reiterate this because it is so important. you must take losing players very seriously if you want to make a solid 200k+ living playing live poker. live poker is slow, the rake is high and you must aspire to play "perfect poker". the good news is you have small player pools and nothing but time!!! you can't just classify as loose. or passive or donk or maniac, you have to really get in there and know why they do the things they do. EXAMPLE: people will say, "that guy never bluffs". THEY ARE WRONG! he does bluff, just way too infrequently, make it a goal to snap off his ONE bluff a day, own his soul, know why he is gonna bluff that ONE TIME, and when.

2. i will reiterate this because it is so important. A casino is a candy store of opportunities. people are losing money all around you. Dont be a myopic asperger pro who specializes in one game and puts blinders on. this is the death of many "good" players. even the ones who survive have their income severely capped. Look at everyone losing money and dig and think a little to see if some of that money could be yours. I recently did something pretty crazy and got a nice little score, i wont go into detail because i dont want to burn up my spot but i will ask a question that should perk curiosity of a thinking GAMBLING pro. Do you know that in house banked games the house will be the player and you can be the house? they charge you a % and play the role of player and you play the role of house.
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12-14-2023 , 12:41 PM
Poker aside, is California still top of the food chain? Anything trouble you? Any credible evidence to the contrary? Other than perfect climate and the Mexican food, what's the draw? Why are so many people leaving? taxes? regulation? crime? homelessness?
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12-14-2023 , 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by limon
The best and brightest from around the world in every field come to los angeles, it is very expensive and very competitive. the type of personality it takes to succeed here would likely be seen as "douchy" by inferior failures who can't cut it. thats my guess. most everyone seems pretty chill to me.
Not quite. That would probably be SF then Seattle then NYC then ... a big gap, and then lazy trust funders and lower-tier thinkers in LA. Then again there are a lot less gambling addicts to prey on in the higher tier cities, so settling for LA is fine for you since you are an Oregon State school tier thinker
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12-14-2023 , 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted by limon
some are morons, like you. we need you to do menial tasks and drive our ubers. you get to live in a place called "riverside" or "pomona". i said run along now child.
Fortunately for you, you are not an uber driver because you spend all day preying on gambling addicts for a pittance. If you were ever to have to compete in the workforce, you probably would be deactivated by uber for having some sort of autistic fit at a passenger who said something benign about a racial divide.

Last edited by trampled; 12-14-2023 at 01:19 PM.
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12-14-2023 , 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted by KneedUrDough
Poker aside...
didn't realize you'd sorta addressed this already. stay frosty
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12-14-2023 , 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted by KneedUrDough
Poker aside, is California still top of the food chain? Anything trouble you? Any credible evidence to the contrary? Other than perfect climate and the Mexican food, what's the draw? Why are so many people leaving? taxes? regulation? crime? homelessness?
It’s expensive to live in CA. Because it’s the greatest place in earth. Some can’t hack it and need to go to a flyover state. The idea that successful people are leaving ca. is a myth and it’s easy to prove by looking at real estate prices in nice areas which just go up up up. Supply and demand baby.
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12-14-2023 , 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by trampled
Fortunately for you, you are not an uber driver because you spend all day preying on gambling addicts for a pittance. If you were ever to have to compete in the workforce, you probably would be deactivated by uber for having some sort of autistic fit at a passenger who said something benign about a racial divide.
You are literally dumber than shyt. Run along now child.
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12-14-2023 , 03:50 PM
Who is this Dan Druff and why does he seem to think about you 24/7 day after day?
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12-14-2023 , 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted by limon
It’s expensive to live in CA. Because it’s the greatest place in earth. Some can’t hack it and need to go to a flyover state. The idea that successful people are leaving ca. is a myth and it’s easy to prove by looking at real estate prices in nice areas which just go up up up. Supply and demand baby.
Again, not quite. It is expensive to live in SF. The multinational tech companies do not locate in LA, and talent there is far inferior. No one graduates from MIT and goes to LA. They graduate Oregon State and move to LA.

You seem to desperately want to live in this reality where you became an elite through gambling. You are middle class and desperately push back at maga because you see the goofy-looking white trash that you are in them. Get fked guy

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12-14-2023 , 05:59 PM
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12-15-2023 , 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted by BulltexasATM
Who is this Dan Druff and why does he seem to think about you 24/7 day after day?
druff is a miserable limit holdem asperger grinder shitreg, he wanders around the casino looking homeless in a dirty, ill fitting "poker fraud alert" hat and mumbling to himself. He is jealous of people like me and feels like i have the life that he deserves and its become an obsession for him. He shows up in my threads and gloms onto my success in a pathetic search for clout chasing crumbs. This is classic MAGA victimhood and bitch ass whiner syndrome they get from their dear leader.
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12-15-2023 , 11:32 AM
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Originally Posted by limon
druff is a miserable limit holdem asperger grinder shitreg, he wanders around the casino looking homeless in a dirty, ill fitting "poker fraud alert" hat and mumbling to himself. He is jealous of people like me and feels like i have the life that he deserves and its become an obsession for him. He shows up in my threads and gloms onto my success in a pathetic search for clout chasing crumbs. This is classic MAGA victimhood and bitch ass whiner syndrome they get from their dear leader.
Whoa! Look at the projection here!

One of us does look homeless... it's the drunk with scraggly hair mumbling to himself at the Commerce bar as he drinks alone all day, every day.

One of us wanders around aimlessly Commerce all day, every day.... and the other only comes by occasionally to play poker like a normal human being, and leaves when he's done.

One of us has success to where he can do what he wants, when he wants to... and the other is forced to spend all day drinking alone at Commerce while he waits many hours for his hosted game to finish, just so he can take home a meager sum of money raked from it.

One of us creates threads calling himself a "literal legend" because he's an insecure 51-year-old drunk.... and the other... doesn't.


You aren't a success story from the world of poker. You were pushed out of the one lucrative thing you ever lucked into (Live at the Bike) because you are a miserable human nobody wants to be around. Now you scratch by hosting Commerce private games, yet rarely actually play in them, giving yourself a fate almost worse than death -- being trapped daily at the Commerce with nothing to do besides wait for time to pass.

If you're a "literal legend of gambling", they should use you as a poster boy as to why kids should stay in school and never gamble.

Last edited by Dan_Druff; 12-15-2023 at 11:37 AM.
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12-15-2023 , 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Dan_Druff
Whoa! Look at the projection here!

One of us does look homeless... it's the drunk with scraggly hair mumbling to himself at the Commerce bar as he drinks alone all day, every day.

One of us wanders around aimlessly Commerce all day, every day.... and the other only comes by occasionally to play poker like a normal human being, and leaves when he's done.

One of us has success to where he can do what he wants, when he wants to... and the other is forced to spend all day drinking alone at Commerce while he waits many hours for his hosted game to finish, just so he can take home a meager sum of money raked from it.

One of us creates threads calling himself a "literal legend" because he's an insecure 51-year-old drunk.... and the other... doesn't.


You aren't a success story from the world of poker. You were pushed out of the one lucrative thing you ever lucked into (Live at the Bike) because you are a miserable human nobody wants to be around. Now you scratch by hosting Commerce private games, yet rarely actually play in them, giving yourself a fate almost worse than death -- being trapped daily at the Commerce with nothing to do besides wait for time to pass.

If you're a "literal legend of gambling", they should use you as a poster boy as to why kids should stay in school and never gamble.
you said you were done posting in this thread dumb fuq, this was all a setup to prove you are a liar with no self control and you fell for it, i tried to take bets on whether i could get you to post again but everyone knew you are such a dunce you would fall for it and be right back in. this is too easy and its why im rich, easily getting dupes to do what i want.

Last edited by limon; 12-15-2023 at 12:07 PM.
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12-15-2023 , 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted by limon
you said you were done posting in this thread dumb fuq, this was all a setup to prove you are a liar with no self control and you fell for it, i tried to take bets on whether i could get you to post again but everyone knew you are such a dunce you would fall for it and be right back in. this is too easy and its why im rich, easily getting dupes to do what i want.
Sorry but when someone underhands a softball like me, I gotta take a swing at it.

Have fun with yet another stimulating day at the Commerce bar.
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12-15-2023 , 11:47 AM
DAmmmmmn, MOFOs b throwing it down!
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12-15-2023 , 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Dan_Druff
Sorry but when someone underhands a softball like me, I gotta take a swing at it.

Have fun with yet another stimulating day at the Commerce bar.
are you officially done with this thread now (for the second time)? i need to know so i can try to set up some bets. you can't help coming to MY thread because you can't quit ME. I, however would not be caught dead in your (nonexistent) thread. ,
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12-15-2023 , 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by limon
are you officially done with this thread now (for the second time)? i need to know so i can try to set up some bets. you can't help coming to MY thread because you can't quit ME. I, however would not be caught dead in your (nonexistent) thread. ,
If winning bets will help you get out of the living hell of a life hosting private games at Commerce while not playing in them, I'm glad to help out.
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12-15-2023 , 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Dan_Druff
If winning bets will help you get out of the living hell of a life hosting private games at Commerce while not playing in them, I'm glad to help out.
so now are you officially done? (or are you lying again) HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.
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12-15-2023 , 12:15 PM
Drinking all day sounds better than what most people do for a living, including poker pros who must grind to keep the lights on and could someday find themselves broke if they lose their edge or hit a severe enough downswing. Limon seems to have lived pretty well overall even if his liver faces imminent failure.
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12-15-2023 , 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Dan_Druff
Whoa! Look at the projection here!

One of us does look homeless... it's the drunk with scraggly hair mumbling to himself at the Commerce bar as he drinks alone all day, every day.

One of us wanders around aimlessly Commerce all day, every day.... and the other only comes by occasionally to play poker like a normal human being, and leaves when he's done.

One of us has success to where he can do what he wants, when he wants to... and the other is forced to spend all day drinking alone at Commerce while he waits many hours for his hosted game to finish, just so he can take home a meager sum of money raked from it.

One of us creates threads calling himself a "literal legend" because he's an insecure 51-year-old drunk.... and the other... doesn't.


You aren't a success story from the world of poker. You were pushed out of the one lucrative thing you ever lucked into (Live at the Bike) because you are a miserable human nobody wants to be around. Now you scratch by hosting Commerce private games, yet rarely actually play in them, giving yourself a fate almost worse than death -- being trapped daily at the Commerce with nothing to do besides wait for time to pass.

If you're a "literal legend of gambling", they should use you as a poster boy as to why kids should stay in school and never gamble.
Have to love good flaming, hair-pulling cat-fight content.

I definitely am not a fan of Todd, not by a long shot, .... but to give him his due, he does have a content-rich online presence aside from any posting on 2+2.

OTOH, Limon's thread is the best thing running on 2+2 in a long time, in terms of entertainment value.
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