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Originally Posted by limon
rib-eye or re-buy obv. ainc.
Limon asked me to post a joke in his thread, so here it is…
A guy finds a lamp, rubs it and a genie pops out.
“3 wishes and no wishing for more wishes.” Says the genie.
“I am an aspiring professional poker player, so I wish to have elite poker playing skills.” States the guy.
“Done, but you’re still going broke.” Replies the genie as he waves his hand over the guy’s head.
“Then my second wish shall be that I win the World Series main event so I have a bankroll to apply my elite poker skills.” Wishes the guy.
“Done, but you’re still going broke.” States the genie.
“Wtf man, ok I wish to not go broke!” Yells the guy.
“Done. You now have a job. You could have saved yourself 2 wishes and just wished that for the first one.” The genie says as he poofs and disappears.