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05-19-2024 , 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Stu Ungar
Sorry to tell you this but it was most likely due to a STD..
Good point in a young man which he apparently was. In the aging it is BPH that is the prime suspect, but that isn't scarring it's just overgrowth obstruction.
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05-19-2024 , 07:18 PM
WOW! We’ve reached 2000 posts ITT!! Even with the bot going off!!

In honor of this milestone I will post some psychedelic cacti porn from casa de limon. Old cactus never die, they just grow a new prick.

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05-20-2024 , 11:46 PM
"Originally Posted by Lionelhuttz
OG poster on here DGAF has been saying it for over decade but ok. I would say most people that have made money at poker in the US in any form are comfortably middle/upper middle class, and have above average intelligence. Limon and Rob Farha probably best rags to riches stories on this forum, and they still won the genetic lottery. "


i would say people coming from money using that as a crutch to keep failing until they make it is a modern phenomena. Dorks actually tell their parents they are playing poker "and crushing" now. When i started professional poker wasn't a thing, televised poker pros weren't a thing, online poker grinders from around the world weren't a thing, middle class (or upper) parents letting their kids "try poker as a career for a while" was like parents letting their kids try "robbing banks as a career for a while" it literally didn't exist. everyone who tried to make a living playing poker pre 2004 was willing to be seen as a semi criminal misfit and NEVER told their parents under any circumstances unless they wanted all help/money cut off and maybe an intervention. the one thing all OG pros have in common is this: we all ran like god at the beginning. its the only way anyone had a chance because there was ZERO family help for any of us and you couldn't "grind your way up" because the rake at the low levels of live poker is usury. you had to have no "bankroll management", run like god, play as big as possible, and figure it out as you went. We all built the plane while it was in the air.
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05-21-2024 , 03:23 AM
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Originally Posted by limon
"Originally Posted by Lionelhuttz
OG poster on here DGAF has been saying it for over decade but ok. I would say most people that have made money at poker in the US in any form are comfortably middle/upper middle class, and have above average intelligence. Limon and Rob Farha probably best rags to riches stories on this forum, and they still won the genetic lottery. "


i would say people coming from money using that as a crutch to keep failing until they make it is a modern phenomena. Dorks actually tell their parents they are playing poker "and crushing" now. When i started professional poker wasn't a thing, televised poker pros weren't a thing, online poker grinders from around the world weren't a thing, middle class (or upper) parents letting their kids "try poker as a career for a while" was like parents letting their kids try "robbing banks as a career for a while" it literally didn't exist. everyone who tried to make a living playing poker pre 2004 was willing to be seen as a semi criminal misfit and NEVER told their parents under any circumstances unless they wanted all help/money cut off and maybe an intervention. the one thing all OG pros have in common is this: we all ran like god at the beginning. its the only way anyone had a chance because there was ZERO family help for any of us and you couldn't "grind your way up" because the rake at the low levels of live poker is usury. you had to have no "bankroll management", run like god, play as big as possible, and figure it out as you went. We all built the plane while it was in the air.
The running like god thing is true for most people who needed to turn pro who started out playing in any era, but the games would’ve been so insane soft pre 2004 did you really need to run like god? if you knew what you were doing? I suppose your sentence about not grinding your way up as it was all in or nothing might relate to having to run like god but I’m sure it was piss easy to win in any event, variance couldn’t have been like it was today except if your whole roll was in the table (was that a thing?)
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05-21-2024 , 10:55 AM
Lol I can post more in here Limon if you are bored/need content. I’m just sitting in my window office on Penn ave writing other BS and you are a big reason I have a cushy gig anyways. Beat: If I listened to you more I’d have a better view!

Do you have a stance on why mescaline is “better” than psilocybin?
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05-21-2024 , 11:29 AM
Far easier to keep mushrooms down than cactus.
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05-21-2024 , 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted by dappadan777
The running like god thing is true for most people who needed to turn pro who started out playing in any era, but the games would’ve been so insane soft pre 2004 did you really need to run like god? if you knew what you were doing? I suppose your sentence about not grinding your way up as it was all in or nothing might relate to having to run like god but I’m sure it was piss easy to win in any event, variance couldn’t have been like it was today except if your whole roll was in the table (was that a thing?)
the games were "tough-ish" because its all relative. no one knew anything. TJ cloudier was considered an expert. You cant go back to 2004 with todays knowledge. That said, those of us who were quick thinkers were able to get ahead of the pack far easier then than now because in the land of the blind the one eyed man was king and rake was much lower AND poker was basically the hula hoop or beanie babies for about 5 years online. As far as "whole roll on table" ya, everyone put way too much of what they had on the table pre training sites and "poker as a career for asperger college kids". the ideas about what % of your sessions you could win were crazy because it was just a bunch of clueless players on heaters talking to each other in a tiny online no limit community with no actual data and just anecdotes.
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05-21-2024 , 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Lionelhuttz
Lol I can post more in here Limon if you are bored/need content. I’m just sitting in my window office on Penn ave writing other BS and you are a big reason I have a cushy gig anyways. Beat: If I listened to you more I’d have a better view!

Do you have a stance on why mescaline is “better” than psilocybin?
i want to have discussions here because i am safe from mods with axes to grind. psychedelic cacti contain many alkaloids, very powerful in tandem.
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05-21-2024 , 01:01 PM
Interesting show on MDMA (Molly) if interested. Neil deGrasse Tyson and co-hosts Chuck Nice and Gary O’Reilly learn about the neuroscience of empathy, psychopathy, and MDMA in the brain with neuroscientist Ben Rein, PhD.

https://startalkmedia.com/show/the-s...with-ben-rein/
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05-21-2024 , 04:32 PM
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Originally Posted by limon
i want to have discussions here because i am safe from mods with axes to grind. psychedelic cacti contain many alkaloids, very powerful in tandem.
Ah, so more powerful at a lower cost aka free.

Can you do a classic Limon rant on why button straddles are good, I’ve been in games in the Pacific NW and gulf coast with backpack boys/asperger misregs actively telling people not to Mississippi straddle and it drives me completely nuts. It’s bad enough they are all whiny nits but to actively lobby against action should be cause for an 86. I also prefer button straddles over UTG because my win rate is higher but obv I can’t say that the table.
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05-21-2024 , 10:52 PM
On what planet are button straddles more action?
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05-21-2024 , 11:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Lionelhuttz
Ah, so more powerful at a lower cost aka free.

Can you do a classic Limon rant on why button straddles are good, I’ve been in games in the Pacific NW and gulf coast with backpack boys/asperger misregs actively telling people not to Mississippi straddle and it drives me completely nuts. It’s bad enough they are all whiny nits but to actively lobby against action should be cause for an 86. I also prefer button straddles over UTG because my win rate is higher but obv I can’t say that the table.
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Originally Posted by KatoKrazy
On what planet are button straddles more action?
if a game is action the Mississippi straddle makes it more action, if a game sucks the mississippi straddle kills it.
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05-22-2024 , 02:31 PM
So I heard, now this is just what someone told me. You are super into politics and I guess CNN and all that. And That when Trump won Pres, you lost all your money went into depression and were seen playing 1/2.....checking the latest updates from NPR on strangers phones inbetween handzzzz.

Now what if he wins now from prison? My man what will happen to you? Are we talking you.. under the queensboro bridge jerking guys off for 5 bucks? I am concerned.


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05-22-2024 , 02:36 PM
When the bot mods a post it really ****s with the forums subscribed threads. Until there is a new post I can't get it to realize I've read all the posts.
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05-22-2024 , 03:41 PM
A very funny post just got moderated...
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05-22-2024 , 06:11 PM
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A very funny post just got moderated...
Video pro puts all the good posts back in the thread. He’s doing a great job of modding the bot mod.
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05-22-2024 , 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted by roymunson888
So I heard, now this is just what someone told me. You are super into politics and I guess CNN and all that. And That when Trump won Pres, you lost all your money went into depression and were seen playing 1/2.....checking the latest updates from NPR on strangers phones inbetween handzzzz.

Now what if he wins now from prison? My man what will happen to you? Are we talking you.. under the queensboro bridge jerking guys off for 5 bucks? I am concerned.


lol. when he wonin 2016 i lost a big number. then when he lostin 2020 i won a bigger number, then when idiot magas thought he would still win after he lost by some sort of magic/civil war i won even a bigger number after jan. 6th. so it all works out when youre dealing with trump cult idiots. i will lose another big number if he wins from prison, yes. but im happy with my side as always.
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05-23-2024 , 01:52 AM
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05-23-2024 , 08:51 AM
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Originally Posted by limon
lol. when he wonin 2016 i lost a big number. then when he lostin 2020 i won a bigger number, then when idiot magas thought he would still win after he lost by some sort of magic/civil war i won even a bigger number after jan. 6th. so it all works out when youre dealing with trump cult idiots. i will lose another big number if he wins from prison, yes. but im happy with my side as always.
Did anybody who owed you for 2020 welch? We have a local guy (lots of money, terrible at poker, aka he's great to have around) who is in the Trump cult hardcore, made a bunch of bets with people on the 2020 election, then welched on every one of them because, you know, "stolen election."
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05-23-2024 , 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted by BrickMMA
Did anybody who owed you for 2020 welch? We have a local guy (lots of money, terrible at poker, aka he's great to have around) who is in the Trump cult hardcore, made a bunch of bets with people on the 2020 election, then welched on every one of them because, you know, "stolen election."
yes, they were VERY hard to collect and I had to make many deals to get paid and some refused to pay. I made a mistake by not having all the trump scum post the money. i should have known anyone who is in the cult of a cheating lying criminal scam artist isn't going to pay their debts. for this election all my bets with MAGA idiots are posted or escrowed so far.
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05-24-2024 , 09:12 AM
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Originally Posted by limon
yes, they were VERY hard to collect and I had to make many deals to get paid and some refused to pay. I made a mistake by not having all the trump scum post the money. i should have known anyone who is in the cult of a cheating lying criminal scam artist isn't going to pay their debts. for this election all my bets with MAGA idiots are posted or escrowed so far.
Lesson learned, the only way I will bet with Trumptards this election is if someone holds the money in escrow. Too many of these scumbags will go all Marjorie Taylor Greene when Drumpf loses again..
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05-24-2024 , 10:58 PM
Finally played with Limon today and he’s a great guy (even if it was briefly the worst 20/40 game I’ve played in a long time). 5 stars, would play again.
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Yesterday , 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted by asmitty
Finally played with Limon today and he’s a great guy (even if it was briefly the worst 20/40 game I’ve played in a long time). 5 stars, would play again.
thanks buddy! you must have been the big guy to my right, i know the rest of those crusty regs! when you passed on the 60/120 you sealed your fate. the 60 game was a ram jam scorcher! As soon as i sat down an old guy with a gold rolex was telling an asian pro in a mask that masks are pointless and fauci was a fraud working for the chinese. I knew the game was going to be amazing.
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Yesterday , 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted by limon
thanks buddy! you must have been the big guy to my right, i know the rest of those crusty regs! when you passed on the 60/120 you sealed your fate. the 60 game was a ram jam scorcher! As soon as i sat down an old guy with a gold rolex was telling an asian pro in a mask that masks are pointless and fauci was a fraud working for the chinese. I knew the game was going to be amazing.
The other night in Reno, at the table there was an old guy from Texas with a ten-gallon hat, string tie, and a giant belt buckle he had won for bull-riding mumblety-ump years ago. Not only did he give me **** about my KN-95 mask, but he went on to boast to everyone that when he and his wife had covid, they treated it with ivermectin. Then he went on to talk about his cattle ranch. Alas, about half an hour after he sat down he got a call from his wife, and he picked up after having lost only about a quarter of his stack.
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Yesterday , 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted by limon
thanks buddy! you must have been the big guy to my right, i know the rest of those crusty regs! when you passed on the 60/120 you sealed your fate. the 60 game was a ram jam scorcher! As soon as i sat down an old guy with a gold rolex was telling an asian pro in a mask that masks are pointless and fauci was a fraud working for the chinese. I knew the game was going to be amazing.
Sounds like the only thing missing was a MAGA hat and Alex Jones t-shirt, lol.
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