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04-05-2024 , 05:45 PM
TSLA stock must not be doing that good to see Elon doing pumps again.
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04-05-2024 , 06:28 PM
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04-05-2024 , 07:28 PM
New carrot released.

Seems unlikely they have the regulatory backing to allow random people to use their Tesla's as robotaxis or for random people to use other rando's Tesla's as robotaxis. Best I could see is it getting released in a few choice markets and even that would be incredibly questionable.

Early prediction on the "unveil" being a presentation about how you can pay your Tesla off in 3 years of Robotaxi'ing but you just need to pressure your local lawmaker to allow it to happen.
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04-05-2024 , 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by coordi
New carrot released.

Seems unlikely they have the regulatory backing to allow random people to use their Tesla's as robotaxis or for random people to use other rando's Tesla's as robotaxis. Best I could see is it getting released in a few choice markets and even that would be incredibly questionable.

Early prediction on the "unveil" being a presentation about how you can pay your Tesla off in 3 years of Robotaxi'ing but you just need to pressure your local lawmaker to allow it to happen.
crazy thing is he was doing that early prediction 4 years ago.
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04-06-2024 , 04:59 AM
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Originally Posted by SuperSwag
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I realize he's always made these insane marketing claims. Like way beyond exaggeration, way past anything any marketer in their right mind would claim, and this is more of the same. There has to be some limit, will he ever face consequences? Last I checked, TSLA is on level 2 of driving automation and has never attempted to produce a taxi.
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04-06-2024 , 11:42 AM
Maybe the robo taxi is a seperate vehicle entirely? I assumed it would be just the normal teslas.
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04-06-2024 , 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted by SuperSwag
Maybe the robo taxi is a seperate vehicle entirely? I assumed it would be just the normal teslas.
That's been the claim since 2016 or 2018. They don't have very good self driving capability and have no ongoing public taxi trials I'm aware of.
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04-06-2024 , 05:36 PM
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Originally Posted by L0LWAT
There has to be some limit, will he ever face consequences?
probably not legal. i see tsla petering out in the next couple years but if he's smart he'll just make a few more announcements of announcements and cash out with each pump. enough people in the media sufficiently hate him now so the netflix takedown exposes probably drop within a year. just a question of whether they'll portray him as a total fraud from the start or evil drugs destroyed his genius mind.

he'll never fully lose his faithful following though. some see themselves in his weirdoness, others just need to believe in a god. he'll probably continue to form vaporware initiatives and raise billions on them well into the future. he's like someone who binked a couple big MTTs and now sells out pieces at 2.5x markup.
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04-13-2024 , 08:23 AM
https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/innovat...ans-rcna147456

Robotaxi regulators say Tesla hasn’t contacted them about plans teased by Musk, Tesla hasn’t applied for permits it would need.

That either means 1) Tesla has no intent to let FSD pass Level 2 (because of the liability issue maybe?), or 2) they think autonomy is so far away that they aren't even thinking about talking to regulators at this point in time.
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04-13-2024 , 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted by BoterSmoter
https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/innovat...ans-rcna147456

Robotaxi regulators say Tesla hasn’t contacted them about plans teased by Musk, Tesla hasn’t applied for permits it would need.

That either means 1) Tesla has no intent to let FSD pass Level 2 (because of the liability issue maybe?), or 2) they think autonomy is so far away that they aren't even thinking about talking to regulators at this point in time.
It means, if Elon's still fooling you at this point, shame on you.
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04-15-2024 , 02:35 PM
laid off 10% of workforce

seems like the novelty is off these things a little, if just 1 or 2 US manufacturers could come out with anything remotely close in quality then a real dent in sales growth would occur

i see wayyyy more rivians around than 1-2 yrs ago
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04-15-2024 , 02:43 PM
I saw my first cyber truck yesterday. It was leaving Rocky Mountain National Park. Looked like **** lmao.

Looks like the robotaxi pump didn't work this time. Maybe people are finally wizening up to the grift.
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04-15-2024 , 02:48 PM
even if cybertruck was a hit, whats the point?

you cant sell very many of those a year, has no mass market appeal, not like the road is going to be filled with them

just a vanity project?
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04-15-2024 , 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Onlydo2days
even if cybertruck was a hit, whats the point?

you cant sell very many of those a year, has no mass market appeal, not like the road is going to be filled with them

just a vanity project?
it served his purpose in the end . the stock more than doubled in those months and he got to do secondaries and sell stock out of his holdings.
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04-15-2024 , 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted by PokerHero77
So if you had a choice to put 50% of your net worth, is it BTC or TSLA?
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Originally Posted by TeflonDawg
I think putting half my net worth into any one thing is not a good idea, but considering were now months away from a halving? BTC please
6/13/23 TSLA $258.71 ---> $161.48 (-37.6%)

6/13/23 BTC $25,918.73 ---> $63,387.25 (+144.56%)

Halving comes in a few days
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04-15-2024 , 05:38 PM
Stock currently at 161. What would even be a catalyst to pump this? I don't see it.
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04-15-2024 , 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted by TeflonDawg
Halving comes in a few days
presume you're talking about tsla

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What would even be a catalyst to pump this? I don't see it.
that's why you're not the 2nd richest person in the world
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04-17-2024 , 06:50 AM
News hit just now on seeking shareholder vote to move incorporation to Texas and on Musk comp package. They sure are trying to pump this thing lately. It's up in premarket off the news. My puts were just starting to print yesterday. Still gonna hold I think. They picked the perfect spot for news to trap shorts on the tech breakdown yesterday.
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04-17-2024 , 09:15 AM
Puts for earnings next week imo

There is a decent chance it is a total dumpster fire
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04-18-2024 , 06:51 PM
need bulls itt to reassure

if the model 2 is scrapped then this is just a bet that they win FSD in 2037?
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04-18-2024 , 11:56 PM
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Originally Posted by SuperSwag
Stock currently at 161. What would even be a catalyst to pump this? I don't see it.
Elon will announce he's going to let Israel's "Where's Daddy" AI terminator use Starlink.

I think he was even tossing around the idea of changing the name to Skynet.
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04-20-2024 , 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Onlydo2days
laid off 10% of workforce

seems like the novelty is off these things a little, if just 1 or 2 US manufacturers could come out with anything remotely close in quality then a real dent in sales growth would occur

i see wayyyy more rivians around than 1-2 yrs ago
Wait a minute! I am confused.

I heard TSLA was a big time growth stock. Why are growth stocks laying off their workforce? Why are growth stocks lowering the price of their product?

If TSLA is going to be an auto manufacturer, it would be valued like one. IF SO, TSLA probably has another 80% or 90% downside from here.
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04-23-2024 , 06:05 PM
ripping 11% after hours on news the earnings report wasnt a total disaster and renewed calls for a Model 2 type of mass market vehicle

revenue down 9%
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04-23-2024 , 11:34 PM
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Originally Posted by MyrnaFTW
TSLA stock must not be doing that good to see Elon doing pumps again.
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Originally Posted by The Verge
“In terms of a new product roadmap, there’s been a lot of talk,” Musk said during the company’s first quarter earnings call, addressing the concerns investors have expressed over the past month about the delayed plans for a low-cost EV. “We’ve updated our future vehicle lineup to accelerate the launch of new models.” Musk said we might see the vehicles in early 2025, if not later this year.

“In terms of a new product roadmap, there’s been a lot of talk”

The vehicles will blend “aspects” of a next-generation platform with the current platform that undergirds the company’s top-selling Model 3 and Model Y. “This is not contingent on a new factory or massive new production lines, it’ll be made on our current production lines much more efficiently,” Musk said, predicting it could accelerate the company’s production to over 3 million vehicles a year.
any time elon suggests product coming "in the next year" you know it's fantasy

dude literally just makes **** up that analysts want to hear that will never happen and stock pumps 15%.

continue shorting to 50.
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